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Cheesiest pick up lines... that worked!

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By *inkyBoltonMan OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Bolton

Let's try again,

What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?

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By *ittleRed18Woman
15 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Let's try again,

What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?"

"Hey, I like your beard... can I touch it... with my vagina? 😅

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By *enk15Man
15 weeks ago

Evesham

Are you my big toe? Because I want to bang you on my coffee table.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
15 weeks ago

London


"Let's try again,

What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?

"Hey, I like your beard... can I touch it... with my vagina? 😅"

That’s hilarious

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By *inkyBoltonMan OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Bolton

That's brilliant

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By *ornycougaWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Let's try again,

What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?

"Hey, I like your beard... can I touch it... with my vagina? 😅"

I love that. Shame I don't love beards or I'd be nicking that one! 😂

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By *ora the explorerWoman
15 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Someone once said to me can you give my number to your friend.

So she knows who to call when she’s wondering where you are in the morning.

I thought that was quite good 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Never been one for cheesy chat up lines but I have s funny pick up story that worked.

I clocked a woman’s NHS card at the bar, remembered her details, circled back to her shortly afterwards and pretended i was psychic 😂

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By *inkyBoltonMan OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Bolton


"Let's try again,

What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?

"Hey, I like your beard... can I touch it... with my vagina? 😅

I love that. Shame I don't love beards or I'd be nicking that one! 😂"

Change it to "I like your face, can I touch it; with my vagina"

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By *inkyBoltonMan OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Bolton


"Someone once said to me can you give my number to your friend.

So she knows who to call when she’s wondering where you are in the morning.

I thought that was quite good 🤣"

Oooh that's got some intrigue to it

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By *eneralKenobiMan
15 weeks ago

North Angus

Picked up a menu in a sandwich shop, I was asked by the gorgeous lass behind the counter if I found anything I liked

I said nooo, I can’t seem to find it..

She said, what is it you’re looking for?

Well, I don’t seem to see your number on here

Oh I’ll fix that she said while writing her number down and handing it to me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
15 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Picked up a menu in a sandwich shop, I was asked by the gorgeous lass behind the counter if I found anything I liked

I said nooo, I can’t seem to find it..

She said, what is it you’re looking for?

Well, I don’t seem to see your number on here

Oh I’ll fix that she said while writing her number down and handing it to me. "

Smooooooooove

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By *parkle1974Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds

None, I just find them creepy!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
15 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Let's try again,

What are the best/worst lines that have worked for you or on you?

"Hey, I like your beard... can I touch it... with my vagina? 😅

I love that. Shame I don't love beards or I'd be nicking that one! 😂

Change it to "I like your face, can I touch it; with my vagina" "

Yeah that works 😜 Or lips would work too

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Ay up sugar tits.

( grabs crotch) get on the end of this.

The mr

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By *obert RichardsMan
15 weeks ago

Sutton

Hiya gorgeous, my name is Richard but some people call me Dick.

Do you prefer Dick?

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By *ee69Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow

“ do you go to the sun beds ?”

“Because I’d tan your arse “

lol , sad but true

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By *olden RatioWoman
15 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"Ay up sugar tits.

( grabs crotch) get on the end of this.

The mr "

This is my favourite so far

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By *eneralKenobiMan
15 weeks ago

North Angus


"Picked up a menu in a sandwich shop, I was asked by the gorgeous lass behind the counter if I found anything I liked

I said nooo, I can’t seem to find it..

She said, what is it you’re looking for?

Well, I don’t seem to see your number on here

Oh I’ll fix that she said while writing her number down and handing it to me.

Smooooooooove"

My cheeky handsome ways pay off now and again

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