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"Talk to me about something on your mind" How long have you got? 😂 | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You?" Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar? | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You? Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar?" Ummmm. 3wks fresh. I've been liberally applying Dermol 500 etc with negligible impact | |||
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"Talk to me about something on your mind" It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up. Big picture, it'll all work out. It's made this week a ball ache though. | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You?" Ouch. I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You? Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar? Ummmm. 3wks fresh. I've been liberally applying Dermol 500 etc with negligible impact "Very very new, it can take months. It's totally normal healing process x | |||
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"How have I forgotten simple minds! (The band) for the young ones! "I’m the young ones | |||
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"Turning a year older " when?? | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You? Ouch. I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot" *Here*, have a tissue. It's one with moisturising lotion  | |||
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"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭" Have a wank. If that doesn’t work try crying | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You? Ouch. I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot *Here*, have a tissue. It's one with moisturising lotion "Is it mr kc’s wank tissue? | |||
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"Better not lol " Surprise me | |||
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"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭 Have a wank. If that doesn’t work try crying" Will try both, thank you | |||
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"Talk to me about something on your mind How long have you got? 😂" 30 minutes max | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You? Massage it, it will soften. How fresh is the scar? Ummmm. 3wks fresh. I've been liberally applying Dermol 500 etc with negligible impact
Very very new, it can take months. It's totally normal healing process x"No other scar from surgery has been THIS tight. I'm sure it'll be fine. It's just ouchy at the mo. Wheelchairing on it hurts  | |||
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"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭 Have a wank. If that doesn’t work try crying Will try both, thank you "They both work for me. | |||
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"Would love to chat naughty " I’m open to naughty chat. | |||
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"Is it normal for this scar to be so fookin' tight? And should there be a hard lump on the bit by my wrist? 🤔 Deep shizz for a Monday. You? Ouch. I’m thinking about having a cry. Just for the plot *Here*, have a tissue. It's one with moisturising lotion
Is it mr kc’s wank tissue?"Hang on, I'll give it a lick and test  | |||
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"I'm up late in more ways than one lol" what other ways, big boy | |||
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"Talk to me about something on your mind It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up. Big picture, it'll all work out. It's made this week a ball ache though. " Hate it when my balls ache. Big picture thinking is a great skill. | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? " 0. Bless them | |||
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"Talk to me about something on your mind It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up. Big picture, it'll all work out. It's made this week a ball ache though. Hate it when my balls ache. Big picture thinking is a great skill. " Someone wise once said don't suffer imaginary woes. This is one of those times. Great thread Steve x | |||
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"Talk to me about something on your mind It's been an annoying day. I had a load of things lined up to get done and someone else's incompetence screwed it all up. Big picture, it'll all work out. It's made this week a ball ache though. Hate it when my balls ache. Big picture thinking is a great skill. Someone wise once said don't suffer imaginary woes. This is one of those times. Great thread Steve x " I needed to hear that today actually. Genuinely. | |||
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"My thoughts are higgledy-piggledy tonight. I'm laughing at what's going on in my brain 🤣" what a funny thing to say 😂 you’re funny I love it | |||
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"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is. I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though." i gave her a facial ^ | |||
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"My thoughts are higgledy-piggledy tonight. I'm laughing at what's going on in my brain 🤣 what a funny thing to say 😂 you’re funny I love it" There's songs, yee ha-s, annoying thoughts and all sorts going on  | |||
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"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is. I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though.i gave her a facial ^" I think you should. You have to rub it in though...with your tongue | |||
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"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is. I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though.i gave her a facial ^ I think you should. You have to rub it in though...with your tongue "😡 ok yes I’ll do it | |||
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"Turning a year older when??" 45 mins | |||
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"I'm currently thinking how dry and sore my facial skin is. I'm glad that the numbness is subsiding though.i gave her a facial ^ I think you should. You have to rub it in though...with your tongue
😡 ok yes I’ll do it"No swallowing. | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them" I don't think your answer is right x | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x" I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it | |||
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"It's not a wank tissue. Just a tissue. If you prefer, you can have a shoulder? Or some boobsicles instead? " boobs will do | |||
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"Nowt on my mind I just don’t sleep well "Have a wank or a cry. If it doesn’t work come back to me | |||
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"It's not a wank tissue. Just a tissue. If you prefer, you can have a shoulder? Or some boobsicles instead? boobs will do" *Here*, have a boob or two. I'm told they're quite comfy. | |||
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"I'm 70 in 26 days what should I get for my self as a present? "A membership at chams! I’ll see you there | |||
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"It's not a wank tissue. Just a tissue. If you prefer, you can have a shoulder? Or some boobsicles instead? boobs will do *Here*, have a boob or two. I'm told they're quite comfy." Yum | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it" See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x | |||
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"Nowt on my mind I just don’t sleep well
Have a wank or a cry. If it doesn’t work come back to me"They don’t work either | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x" What about their trunks | |||
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"Nowt on my mind I just don’t sleep well
Have a wank or a cry. If it doesn’t work come back to me
They don’t work either "Ok you’re gonna have to give me a call. I’ll talk you to sleep. Message me your number | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks " Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. | |||
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"My STI results came back negative. That's a positive. " I see what you did there | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. " No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you" Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? " Do you like pickles? | |||
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"Just got home from work chilling and hav a catch up on here hope everyone is ok ??" It feels tense on here today I don’t like it | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles?" 🤢🥒🤢 | |||
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"Just got home from work chilling and hav a catch up on here hope everyone is ok ?? It feels tense on here today I don’t like it" Well is Monday so we’ve just got back to reality | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢" Then you’ll love it | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it" Are you sure? | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? " Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles" 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫" Sent!  | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 Sent! "I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed. | |||
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"I hate pube beards" I like certain beards. Certain ones. | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 Sent!
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"I hate pube beards I like certain beards. Certain ones. Ahem. Hi "Yours is one of the certain ones | |||
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"Its cold outside " I bet it’s warm inside you. And wet. | |||
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"Was debating to grow my beard back unsure though " do what you preferred | |||
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"I hate pube beards I like certain beards. Certain ones. Ahem. Hi
Yours is one of the certain ones "You are gonna talk me into bed | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 Sent!
I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed.
Installed "Instead ok my mind is trying to get the image of your penis out of my head x | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 Sent!
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Instead ok my mind is trying to get the image of your penis out of my head x"You’ll be up all night. I’ll upload some to my friends only feed now just for you  | |||
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"How many knees does an elephant have ? 0. Bless them I don't think your answer is right x I don’t think it is either but it was fun writing it See now I am going to be thinking about it all night x What about their trunks Don't be silly they trunks don't have knees. No but speaking of trunks, I’ve got something for you Ooooo will I like it or not 🚫? Do you like pickles? 🤢🥒🤢 Then you’ll love it Are you sure? Yes. I’m talking about my penis not pickles 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 Sent!
I am going to ponder how many knees an elephant has installed.
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Instead ok my mind is trying to get the image of your penis out of my head x
You’ll be up all night. I’ll upload some to my friends only feed now just for you "😱😱😱🙈 | |||
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"I hate pube beards I like certain beards. Certain ones. Ahem. Hi
Yours is one of the certain ones
You are gonna talk me into bed"Yes please. | |||
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"I'm up late in more ways than one lol what other ways, big boy" My cock is so hard | |||
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"I'm up late in more ways than one lol what other ways, big boy My cock is so hard" Oh yeah? And what are you going to do with it? | |||
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"I'm up late in more ways than one lol what other ways, big boy My cock is so hard Oh yeah? And what are you going to do with it?" Play with it while thinking about having 2 women taking turns sucking my fantasy | |||
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"I need to be asleep and I'm wide awake 😭" This | |||
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