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By *rend100 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

poole

It seems not just me but many guys struggle on here, if the ratio is like 1:50 (probably underestimated that), it means there are 49 women for each man that are probably desperate for cock but not on this website…Well listen up fellas one day I went into wait for it PRIMARK and my god it is absolutely full of clunge! I was knee deep (obviously I was too scared to talk to any) where else have you gents found this elusive species?

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South Wales

Have you tried IKEA on a Sunday?

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By *rend100 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

poole


"Have you tried IKEA on a Sunday?

"

Oooh I have only been to IKEA once but ended up just eating meatballs! I will check it out! Thank you

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By *layful HarlequinMan
15 weeks ago

iver heath


"Have you tried IKEA on a Sunday?

"

lol nightmare

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
15 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Have a Saturday morning spa day.

Thank me later 😉

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By *rafter69Man
15 weeks ago

upminster

That proper tickled me OP

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By *layfullsamMan
15 weeks ago

Solihull


"It seems not just me but many guys struggle on here, if the ratio is like 1:50 (probably underestimated that), it means there are 49 women for each man that are probably desperate for cock but not on this website…Well listen up fellas one day I went into wait for it PRIMARK and my god it is absolutely full of clunge! I was knee deep (obviously I was too scared to talk to any) where else have you gents found this elusive species?"

Oap funerals, the buggers out last most men so the odds are stacked the other way

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By *layfullsamMan
15 weeks ago

Solihull

Nail bars,

Cake shops

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By *rSuave88Man
15 weeks ago

Mirfield

They can usually be found in the kitchen

*hides.. 😬*

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By *rend100 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

poole


"They can usually be found in the kitchen

*hides.. 😬*"

OMG big trouble ahead

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
15 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"They can usually be found in the kitchen

*hides.. 😬*"

Well nobody else is cooking my dinner! 😭 🎻

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By *layfullsamMan
15 weeks ago

Solihull

Yoga they’re always trying to find themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

All the dirty bitches are at the bingo.

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By *he ass man 666Man
15 weeks ago

paradise city


"All the dirty bitches are at the bingo."

Oooooh bingo bitches

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By *nnandElleCouple
15 weeks ago

Brackley


"It seems not just me but many guys struggle on here, if the ratio is like 1:50 (probably underestimated that), it means there are 49 women for each man that are probably desperate for cock but not on this website…Well listen up fellas one day I went into wait for it PRIMARK and my god it is absolutely full of clunge! I was knee deep (obviously I was too scared to talk to any) where else have you gents found this elusive species?

Oap funerals, the buggers out last most men so the odds are stacked the other way

"

That'd because us men WANT to die first....

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...I went into PRIMARK and my god it is absolutely full of clunge! I was knee deep (obviously I was too scared to talk to any) where else have you gents found this elusive species?"

•

Where else? The MLS. That place was awash with women, ladies, harlots and maidens. I was drowning in oestrogen, swimming in progesterone and inhaling oxytocin vapours.

For me, it represented the zeitgeist of all my socials.

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Have you tried IKEA on a Sunday?

Oooh I have only been to IKEA once but ended up just eating meatballs! "

Is that a euphemism?

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
15 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Theres always hords of women at B&M on a Sunday, scouring bargins and shiny tat, I can't keep away from the fecking place, pop in for cleaning products end up coming out with all manner of things I don't need but want

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By *rend100 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

poole


"...I went into PRIMARK and my god it is absolutely full of clunge! I was knee deep (obviously I was too scared to talk to any) where else have you gents found this elusive species?

•

Where else? The MLS. That place was awash with women, ladies, harlots and maidens. I was drowning in oestrogen, swimming in progesterone and inhaling oxytocin vapours.

For me, it represented the zeitgeist of all my socials."

What’s MLS 🤔 I keep coming up with major league soccer 😂

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
15 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"...I went into PRIMARK and my god it is absolutely full of clunge! I was knee deep (obviously I was too scared to talk to any) where else have you gents found this elusive species?

•

Where else? The MLS. That place was awash with women, ladies, harlots and maidens. I was drowning in oestrogen, swimming in progesterone and inhaling oxytocin vapours.

For me, it represented the zeitgeist of all my socials."

Oh crikey! I’m going to the next one. I’ll be sure to keep my hormones under control 😉

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By *rend100 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

poole


"Theres always hords of women at B&M on a Sunday, scouring bargins and shiny tat, I can't keep away from the fecking place, pop in for cleaning products end up coming out with all manner of things I don't need but want "

Hahaha….Another shop I have only been into once 😅 but yessss this is the information the fellas need 😍

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By *rend100 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

poole


"Have you tried IKEA on a Sunday?

Oooh I have only been to IKEA once but ended up just eating meatballs!

Is that a euphemism?"

Maybe maybe not

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Dear Nero may mean Manchester Lounge Social.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"...I went into PRIMARK and my god it is absolutely full of clunge! I was knee deep (obviously I was too scared to talk to any) where else have you gents found this elusive species?

•

Where else? The MLS. That place was awash with women, ladies, harlots and maidens. I was drowning in oestrogen, swimming in progesterone and inhaling oxytocin vapours.

For me, it represented the zeitgeist of all my socials."

Harlots?

I'm there for the compliment

💃

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You could try the ladies’ toilets?

Mr TMN

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

They're all in town in huge numbers wearing next to nothing, pissed when I am driving through and not out on the piss.

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By *lakeyMan
15 weeks ago

Teesside

Was out last year working away and got talking to a few guys about the football on the TV etc and one of the lads said he was a bingo hall manager and his mate said you should see all the woman he gets he can’t get enough of it

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Dear Nero may mean Manchester Lounge Social."

·

Kåte is correct (sometimes).

She is a resplendence (always).

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By *londebiguyMan
15 weeks ago

Southport


"Have you tried IKEA on a Sunday?

"

I got a bj in Ikea once.

I don't remember what day

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By *uke OzadeMan
15 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

In a yard where there’s milkshakes

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By *ucka39Man
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

Here, there and everywhere I just seem to walk into them

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
15 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Have you tried IKEA on a Sunday?

I got a bj in Ikea once.

I don't remember what day"

There’s a show bedroom with a shower around a corner, that’s a great little hidey spot

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
15 weeks ago

Sheffield

We’ve been rumbled 😂

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By *egatomMan
15 weeks ago

Crosby/ occasionally n wales

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"In a yard where there’s milkshakes"

I hope it's dairy free?

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