FabSwingers.com forum: BMW drivers are

By *hornyx69 OP Man
13 weeks ago

down south and up north

Yes you guessed it the biggest wankers on the road

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By *earded BeastMan
13 weeks ago

durham

easy now I thought that title changed to Audi drivers

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
13 weeks ago

Sunniest Exeter...

If you ever feel useless, or under appreciated, remember, there is an engineer in Germany whose job it is to put the indicators on BMWs.

Have a great Monday!

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By *agerMorganMan
13 weeks ago

Canvey Island

I drive a BMW, yes I paid extra for the optional indicators.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"easy now I thought that title changed to Audi drivers "

Audi drivers tailgate everyone. They are clearly into bumming everyone.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
13 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ll correct your title.

SOME BMW drivers are…..

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By *earded BeastMan
13 weeks ago

durham

"easy now I thought that title changed to Audi drivers

Audi drivers tailgate everyone. They are clearly into bumming everyone. "

that's a really good point, I have a BMW motorbike so not sure where I fit in

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"easy now I thought that title changed to Audi drivers

Audi drivers tailgate everyone. They are clearly into bumming everyone.

that's a really good point, I have a BMW motorbike so not sure where I fit in "

Very difficult unless you get off the bike first.

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By *ibblepilotMan
13 weeks ago

Preston

Merc A class seems to have become the new Audi / BMW when it comes to driving knobheadery

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

East Sussex

Amazing how much bad driving other people witness.

I don't drive a BMW or a mercedes btw

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"easy now I thought that title changed to Audi drivers "

And volvo

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By *RcoupleCouple
13 weeks ago

Manchester

I find VW golf’s worst. I’ve had BMW’s and always driven correctly

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"easy now I thought that title changed to Audi drivers

And volvo"

Cos crashing into a Volvo is like throwing tinfoil at a tank

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"I find VW golf’s worst. I’ve had BMW’s and always driven correctly "

Hang on you're saying you drive a BMW OK, but not a vw golf????

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By *ou only live onceMan
13 weeks ago

London

"I’ll correct your title.

SOME BMW drivers are….."

Careful there - Fab is nothing if we're not allowed sweeping generalisations!

(No, I don't drive a BMW. Or an Audi)

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I quite enjoy overtaking them. Not many have any driving skill

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By *ools and the brainCouple
13 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Yes you guessed it the biggest wankers on the road "

I'm going to challenge this and say it's actually Insignia driver's.

They are shocking maniacs.

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By *agatoXXXMan
13 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I drive a BMW, yes I paid extra for the optional indicators.

Having tthe indicators is not the same as using them.🤨

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By *phrodisiac2000Man
13 weeks ago

blazing Saddleworth

Brilliant

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By *rman82Man
13 weeks ago

Manchester

People who drive a BMW

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By *herrybakewellCouple
13 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Technically I drive a BMW...

I appreciate the compliment.

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Yes you guessed it the biggest wankers on the road "

Thanks for the compliment, it's made my day.

Now get back in your Fiat 500 and turn that radio up!

Life's too short to be angry.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
13 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

OP, just curious what car you drive and what the BMW driver did to make you so butthurt?

Oh and I'm now an Audi driver. It's an EV and also has the dynamic indicators - Both of which annoy some people

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"OP, just curious what car you drive and what the BMW driver did to make you so butthurt?

Oh and I'm now an Audi driver. It's an EV and also has the dynamic indicators - Both of which annoy some people

*overtook him* 🤭

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By *ommy trucker1Man
13 weeks ago

south wales

I drive a bmw and I'm a wanker but only on a Sunday morning

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"OP, just curious what car you drive and what the BMW driver did to make you so butthurt?

Oh and I'm now an Audi driver. It's an EV and also has the dynamic indicators - Both of which annoy some people

Great seeing them with HGVs trying to get past them on hills

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By *osey WalesMan
13 weeks ago

Surrey

"OP, just curious what car you drive and what the BMW driver did to make you so butthurt?

Oh and I'm now an Audi driver. It's an EV and also has the dynamic indicators - Both of which annoy some people

Also a proud Audi driver.

In my experience it is actually Prius drivers who are the worst. They tend to be Uber drivers too. Awful lane discipline (dont get me started on Addison Lee drivers) on motorways and just stop anywhere regardless of the hazard they create

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By *entlemanPMan
13 weeks ago

Grantham

Just so you are aware, as a BMW driver....1.yes I do own the road 2.you need to give way to me regardless of what the highway code says. 3.yes I'm a wanker, if you want to stop me being a wanker shag me lol. Love you all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Most BMWs I see are driven pretty good. If anything they seem the most likely to let you out at a junction or to cross the road when walking etc.

Biggest wankers by far are VW golfs.

White van man a close second.

Mercedes and Jags not too far behind.

4x4 pickup trucks & Chelsea tractors - normally driven by people too small to see over the steering wheel and too nervous to drive onto the verge on narrow country lanes.

Audis are just a modern day Mondeo so I don't much notice them anymore.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

the moon

Used be a wanker .. now I’ve progressed 😂

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By *ima7893Man
13 weeks ago

Cardiff

Interested to know where Porsche drivers come into the mix?!

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By *ampireLoveMan
13 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I’m a BMW driver and I’ve never wanked on the road, thank you!

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
13 weeks ago

Manchester

Uber drivers have replaced BMW drivers as the biggest wankers on the road

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"I’m a BMW driver and I’ve never wanked on the road, thank you!

No, you wank in the car right?

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By *ampireLoveMan
13 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

"I’m a BMW driver and I’ve never wanked on the road, thank you!

No, you wank in the car right? "

I should really try that and take advantage of the leather seats

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By *entlemanPMan
13 weeks ago

Grantham

Wanking in BMW heated leather seats lol

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Wanking in BMW heated leather seats lol"

Maybe the feeling of incontinence adds urgency to the wank?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Horsham

"easy now I thought that title changed to Audi drivers "

No, it is sort of a group thing. The idiot driver group includes BMW, Audi, Mercedes, van, 4x4 and boy racers. So it is no longer exclusive to just some drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Think you may find it’s the driver not the brand

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By *ellhungvweMan
13 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I don’t see that many BMWs on the road any more.

For me the worst drivers are the big Range Rovers - they come steaming up behind you at 700 million miles an hour on the motorway and then loom over your back windscreen if you don’t pull over immediately - irrespective of whether you can pull over or not.

I don’t like being bullied and I find that if someone is aggressive behind me then it causes my right foot to get a bit tired which means I need to lift it up a bit. For some reason that makes Mr or Mrs Range Rover get umpty. I am guessing those vehicles are not too zen.

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

It's most drivers these days - the standard of driving has absolutely plummeted in the last decade.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Wait until you come across a Honda jazz, you’re going to love one of those.

The mr

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By *atcherwankerMan
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hey, if the hat fits. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Surprises me that in a world where Tesla exists people are still convinced BMW drivers are the worst, though.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Wait until you come across a Honda jazz, you’re going to love one of those.

The mr "

Tough wank but I’m up for a challenge

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

chichester

"Yes you guessed it the biggest wankers on the road "

Sliding out of room cough

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I’m a BMW owner and I drive well and know how to use indicators 😂 however if anyone is a shit driver I’ll give them a reason to suggest I’m a wanker 👍🏽

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By *ornucopiaMan
13 weeks ago

Bexley

I drive a BMW, yes I paid extra for the optional indicators.

Shame they didn't put them on the ergonomically correct side of the column for RHD. Then they might get used more often.

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By *erry bull1Man
13 weeks ago

doncaster

I think Tesla drivers are taking the title away from bmw/ Audi drivers

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