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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

The wrong side of the tracks

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂 "

Is it safe to look up?

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂 "
what was it?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Well, now I’m off to Google.

I can’t remember anything I’ve found on there. Sorry, not much help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry dragon monkey tache. Far toooo long to explain, but do look it up

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Well.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Rusty trombone

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Angry dragon monkey tache. Far toooo long to explain, but do look it up

Are you speaking from experience? 😉 🐉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pumpkin Pounder - A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pasty skinned partners over all others.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Well. "

😂 I’m pretty sure I’ve done this without actually partaking in sexual activity. I’m sure anyone who owns one has at some point wore it on their head.

No? Just me. 😂

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Rusty trombone "

One of my favourites 😍

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I have never got over "urban frubing" and not sure I ever will.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Realise you said funny. Sorry - not sure the above qualifies!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I have never got over "urban frubing" and not sure I ever will."

Times must be really hard for those folk!

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂 what was it?"

A girlfriend of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angry dragon monkey tache. Far toooo long to explain, but do look it up

Are you speaking from experience? 😉 🐉 "

No, we used to while away time in work trying to outgross each other with what we could find.

The winner was

Space dock fondue party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never got over "urban frubing" and not sure I ever will."

The upset is very real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rusty trombone "

I’ve just googled this and learnt the proper meaning. I always thought it was just a funny way of saying blow job

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Angry dragon monkey tache. Far toooo long to explain, but do look it up

Are you speaking from experience? 😉 🐉

No, we used to while away time in work trying to outgross each other with what we could find.

The winner was

Space dock fondue party "

Holy shit!

Literally. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angry dragon monkey tache. Far toooo long to explain, but do look it up

Are you speaking from experience? 😉 🐉

No, we used to while away time in work trying to outgross each other with what we could find.

The winner was

Space dock fondue party

Holy shit!

Literally. 😂 "

Anyone bests that for WTAF wins hands down. That was a few years of the finest minds in the city to find that one!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Well.

😂 I’m pretty sure I’ve done this without actually partaking in sexual activity. I’m sure anyone who owns one has at some point wore it on their head.

No? Just me. 😂 "

I feel that I’ve missed out now 🦄

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Angry dragon monkey tache. Far toooo long to explain, but do look it up

Are you speaking from experience? 😉 🐉

No, we used to while away time in work trying to outgross each other with what we could find.

The winner was

Space dock fondue party "

Genuinely feel sick reading the description of that.

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂 "

I've just looked it up 🤣🤣

You never know...this may be the start a new trend 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kentucky klondike bar or spicy gringo.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Pantry r@ping

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂

I've just looked it up 🤣🤣

You never know...this may be the start a new trend 😂"

😂 it’s a great way to greet the Ballbag

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Kentucky klondike bar or spicy gringo."

I sense there is a theme here 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂

I've just looked it up 🤣🤣

You never know...this may be the start a new trend 😂

😂 it’s a great way to greet the Ballbag "

Is it wrong that I've just been deliberating how I would secure my strap on harness to my head?!? 🤔🤣

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂

I've just looked it up 🤣🤣

You never know...this may be the start a new trend 😂

😂 it’s a great way to greet the Ballbag

Is it wrong that I've just been deliberating how I would secure my strap on harness to my head?!? 🤔🤣"

Absolutely not! I think the strapon pants would work better. You could use the leg holes for your eyes and be like a proper horse!

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A vampires teabag: A tampon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't find them myself but someone said them and I asked what they meant.

1. Beaverdamming-female equivalent of cockblocking

2. Fanny turd-Baby

I've been told some that are just too disgusting to put on here

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Felching

(We heard it at a drag bar and had to ask what it was!)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Squawking eagle🦅

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

The wrong side of the tracks

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Felching

(We heard it at a drag bar and had to ask what it was!)"

This was one that was too disgusting to put on here. Not judging the male creampie eating thing or whatever you would call it. It's just the straw bit that I feel makes it weird somehow

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Squawking eagle🦅"

Ah. A slightly more specific and politically correct version of the spastic eagle 💜

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"I have never got over "urban frubing" and not sure I ever will."

I feel like that about an Alabama hot pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angry dragon monkey tache. Far toooo long to explain, but do look it up

Thank you my day is complete 😂

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Squawking eagle🦅

Ah. A slightly more specific and politically correct version of the spastic eagle 💜"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Not sure if 'munging' is in there? User discretion required.

Also I heard 'marmite stained rusty tea towel holder' for the arse hole. Always tickles me.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Most entries are made by stoned teens I think.

Dutch Apple Pie did make me laugh though.

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By * love licking pussyMan
over a year ago

peterlee

"What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever discovered on Urban Dictionary?

I just randomly stumbled upon “hungry unicorn” and I think it may be my perfect scenario. 😂 "

Go one step further and wear 2 on your head and call it a hungry antelope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alaskan pipeline is a good one I've heard.

Figging is one that's been brought to my attention recently

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

That’s my bedtime reading sorted.

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