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By *iker Jack OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Unfortunately for you all I did not get an email notifying me of winning the euro lottery so I’m still here rather than starting my world trip

If you had won the £110m what would you do with it?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

I don’t need that much money, so I’d probably pour most of it into red squirrel conservation.

The mr

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By *otuseater11Man
6 weeks ago

IRVINE

Definitely give half away to a number of charitys see to family and friends.then moved away to somewhere warm and enjoy life.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
6 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Buy a small farm, convert the main house into 3 houses & live happy ever after with my family, give the money to my children, I’m rich enough with just my family near me

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Buy the McVitties factory

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By *osey WalesMan
6 weeks ago

Surrey

As per a previous thread regarding peoples financial situation and their "success" on Fab.

I can neither confirm or deny if Camalot e mailed me regarding my incredible win.

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By *uperted39Man
6 weeks ago

bushey

What would I do with that money?

Build a few naturist resorts around the world where lacking and ROI is likely to be recouped within a decade.

Take care of some orphans and elderly around the world who have no basic facilities and ensure their wellbeing is taken care of

Pay off the mortgage and that of all family and close friends.

Travel to every country in the world, make a difference to a few peoples lives in the process and ofcourse have a little fun with some ladies across the globe

Get the best female personal trainer who will squat on my cock at the end of every session

Naked cleaner to satisfy my list while taking care of any dust around the house

Buy some holiday homes in the Mediterranean and far east for staying in the warm weather most the time

Ensure that there is investment which gives 5 streams of income indefinitely and takes care of when the pot is looking spent

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

Buy a new place near the sea or a fast-flowing river.

Spilt it 50-50 with family members.

Build a state of the art cinema room and hi-fi room.

Buy an example of all the classic acoustic and electric guitars and amps.

As you can see, I’ve not given it much thought! Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

But as much land as I could and rewild it.

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By *argaryen starkCouple
6 weeks ago

pinxton

Quit work buy a big house buy a hellcat and a harley then just do whatever I please whenever I please . I'm not one of the oh I'd help the South American miniature marmoset righteous brigade . Family can fuck off too .

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By *asycouple1971Couple
6 weeks ago

midlands

Another wasted ticket. Fuck the lottery.

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I would buy a gold supporter pass.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Spend it ♥️

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By *bi HaiveMan
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6 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Buy some heinz ketchup instead of Aldi own brand.

And a scratchcard with the change.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Holiday. House. Dungeon. Club 💜

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By *immyinreadingMan
6 weeks ago

henley on thames


"Quit work buy a big house buy a hellcat and a harley then just do whatever I please whenever I please . I'm not one of the oh I'd help the South American miniature marmoset righteous brigade . Family can fuck off too ."

I’d help family, but would stop a long way short of what some posters are saying they would do, gathering their family close to them. We all have our own lives, just wouldn’t work

And some of my in-laws could go fuck themselves, grasping bastards at the best of times

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By *immyinreadingMan
6 weeks ago

henley on thames

Golf. Every top course I can think of around the world.

And wine

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 weeks ago

I had a 'win' last night

I put a fiver on and won £2.50

So, I'm only £2.50 down this morning instead of a fiver

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Tamworth

Pay off my mortgage. Maybe also buy a bolt hole somewhere pretty.

Set up my parents and close relatives.

Buy a campervan.

Give money to various charities.

Travel.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 weeks ago

chichester

Invest it into some new businesses get that money making money and spend around 30% of it on stuff / few gifts to people / charities and bank roll a big transgender trust / facility to help them with housing / career training / surgeries to help their quality of life quicker .

Plus I’d buy an old mothballed navy frigate / cruiser hull for a project .

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By *oandstephCouple
6 weeks ago

Bradford

Purchase my whole town and evict everyone i dont like the look of

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’d buy fab.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
6 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’d buy fab."

Excellent x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Buy a house, a car, a holiday, help people close out, have a splurge shopping trip then I'm not sure.

Mrs

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

I’d get lipo. That leg lengthening surgery. Therapy. Then open an animal sanctuary.

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By *rAitchMan
6 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'd not move house, as I'm happy where I live, but I'd offer the landlord a good rent for the flat upstairs and get rid of the nosey weirdos who live there. I'd buy some new furniture, though, as I need a new bed, and my sofa isn't the most comfortable to sit on.

I'd make sure my kids are well provided for, and give a couple of £M to some close friends.

I wouldn't give to big charities, but there are some small organisations in a town that I have close ties with that I would donate a large amout to. I would also fund some small, independant live music venues that host events for unsigned musicians, and fund a studio for those musicians who want their music professionally recorded.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’m going tell you all a story…

So I used to work at the Swan Hunters shipyard up in Newcastle back in the 90’s and was very fond of the Geordies and their sense of humour. So some of the work is boring and tedious and involves a lot of sitting around chatting, telling filthy stories and crude jokes waiting. So I find myself at 10pm on a Friday night deep in the bowels of a frigate in build with a team of commissioning engineers and mechanics flushing a ships oil system. Hours of waiting around. Dull. Boring.

So I ask a guy “hey Mickey, why do they call you Mickey Millions?” - cue loads of laughter, smiling and friendly nods. Now to set the scene, Mickey is a little guy, probably in his late 60’s, good natured and a bit shy. He is loved by his team who he’s probably worked with for 30 years or more. Their dads before them probably worked together as well. His overalls had been washed so many times the cloth was like silk and the original dark green colour was now a light pastel. He had his dinner with him in a Sunblest bag packed lovingly by his wife (she also put some extra biscuits in for the rest of boys to share) and was sipping tea from his battered flask.

“They call me Mickey Millions because I’m a millionaire“. Cue me erupting in tears of laughter with everyone else. I’m a youngster, I’m management and I am clearly now going to be the subject of some world class piss-taking… but I’m ready, and I’m in… “Really?” says I “Is that why you need to be here on an overtime shift on a Friday night? I’ve seen you working with the guys on lates, early’s, even though lunchtimes. Where do you park your Bentley because sure as fuck it’s not in the Wallsend carpark” loads of laughing now.. but all of a sudden we have an alarm go off and we all leap into action.

It was later in the week when sat with another team that someone had heard me asking about Mickey. “He is a millionaire you know.. seriously” I’m like.. get ta fuck 😂 not again.. “No, really. He won the football pools 10 years ago… £1.7million” (which was quite a bit back in the 80’s). Turns out Mickey left Swan Hunters after the win, paid off the mortgage on his little 2 bed semi in South Shields, bought a new little Ford Fiesta… got his Mum into a better retirement home and then…. Missed all his mates…

So he went back to work.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
6 weeks ago

Little clacton

Never tell anyone (only main family)

Put the money in the bank,Then give some family members a credit card each with a 10k a month limit.

Then get mortgages for whatever houses they want.

Never spend money in bulk if you win the lottery

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By *oandstephCouple
6 weeks ago

Bradford


"Never tell anyone (only main family)

Put the money in the bank,Then give some family members a credit card each with a 10k a month limit.

Then get mortgages for whatever houses they want.

Never spend money in bulk if you win the lottery "
and it certainly wouldn't be in the bank either best financial descision would be to buy rental property more so commercial units or id probably just buy loads of tractors and plant machinery to hire out

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Never tell anyone (only main family)

Put the money in the bank,Then give some family members a credit card each with a 10k a month limit.

Then get mortgages for whatever houses they want.

Never spend money in bulk if you win the lottery and it certainly wouldn't be in the bank either best financial descision would be to buy rental property more so commercial units or id probably just buy loads of tractors and plant machinery to hire out "

That sounds like fun

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have enough now and my kids have had enough support they can all make their own money now.

There’s a few charities I worked for over the years like anti trafficking / women & child rescue and support & community youth programs I’d give the lot to them.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’d pay for an advert for fab on prime time tv and watch the chaos unfold.

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I’m going tell you all a story…

So I used to work at the Swan Hunters shipyard up in Newcastle back in the 90’s and was very fond of the Geordies and their sense of humour. So some of the work is boring and tedious and involves a lot of sitting around chatting, telling filthy stories and crude jokes waiting. So I find myself at 10pm on a Friday night deep in the bowels of a frigate in build with a team of commissioning engineers and mechanics flushing a ships oil system. Hours of waiting around. Dull. Boring.

So I ask a guy “hey Mickey, why do they call you Mickey Millions?” - cue loads of laughter, smiling and friendly nods. Now to set the scene, Mickey is a little guy, probably in his late 60’s, good natured and a bit shy. He is loved by his team who he’s probably worked with for 30 years or more. Their dads before them probably worked together as well. His overalls had been washed so many times the cloth was like silk and the original dark green colour was now a light pastel. He had his dinner with him in a Sunblest bag packed lovingly by his wife (she also put some extra biscuits in for the rest of boys to share) and was sipping tea from his battered flask.

“They call me Mickey Millions because I’m a millionaire“. Cue me erupting in tears of laughter with everyone else. I’m a youngster, I’m management and I am clearly now going to be the subject of some world class piss-taking… but I’m ready, and I’m in… “Really?” says I “Is that why you need to be here on an overtime shift on a Friday night? I’ve seen you working with the guys on lates, early’s, even though lunchtimes. Where do you park your Bentley because sure as fuck it’s not in the Wallsend carpark” loads of laughing now.. but all of a sudden we have an alarm go off and we all leap into action.

It was later in the week when sat with another team that someone had heard me asking about Mickey. “He is a millionaire you know.. seriously” I’m like.. get ta fuck 😂 not again.. “No, really. He won the football pools 10 years ago… £1.7million” (which was quite a bit back in the 80’s). Turns out Mickey left Swan Hunters after the win, paid off the mortgage on his little 2 bed semi in South Shields, bought a new little Ford Fiesta… got his Mum into a better retirement home and then…. Missed all his mates…

So he went back to work."

This story doesn’t surprise me ,huge amounts of money rarely bring happiness , most people just need enough to not worry. Once you feel financially secure there is really not much that money has to offer

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By *bcplCouple
6 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Update fab so it’s a bit more modern haha

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By *ommy trucker1Man
6 weeks ago

south wales


"I’m going tell you all a story…

So I used to work at the Swan Hunters shipyard up in Newcastle back in the 90’s and was very fond of the Geordies and their sense of humour. So some of the work is boring and tedious and involves a lot of sitting around chatting, telling filthy stories and crude jokes waiting. So I find myself at 10pm on a Friday night deep in the bowels of a frigate in build with a team of commissioning engineers and mechanics flushing a ships oil system. Hours of waiting around. Dull. Boring.

So I ask a guy “hey Mickey, why do they call you Mickey Millions?” - cue loads of laughter, smiling and friendly nods. Now to set the scene, Mickey is a little guy, probably in his late 60’s, good natured and a bit shy. He is loved by his team who he’s probably worked with for 30 years or more. Their dads before them probably worked together as well. His overalls had been washed so many times the cloth was like silk and the original dark green colour was now a light pastel. He had his dinner with him in a Sunblest bag packed lovingly by his wife (she also put some extra biscuits in for the rest of boys to share) and was sipping tea from his battered flask.

“They call me Mickey Millions because I’m a millionaire“. Cue me erupting in tears of laughter with everyone else. I’m a youngster, I’m management and I am clearly now going to be the subject of some world class piss-taking… but I’m ready, and I’m in… “Really?” says I “Is that why you need to be here on an overtime shift on a Friday night? I’ve seen you working with the guys on lates, early’s, even though lunchtimes. Where do you park your Bentley because sure as fuck it’s not in the Wallsend carpark” loads of laughing now.. but all of a sudden we have an alarm go off and we all leap into action.

It was later in the week when sat with another team that someone had heard me asking about Mickey. “He is a millionaire you know.. seriously” I’m like.. get ta fuck 😂 not again.. “No, really. He won the football pools 10 years ago… £1.7million” (which was quite a bit back in the 80’s). Turns out Mickey left Swan Hunters after the win, paid off the mortgage on his little 2 bed semi in South Shields, bought a new little Ford Fiesta… got his Mum into a better retirement home and then…. Missed all his mates…

So he went back to work.

This story doesn’t surprise me ,huge amounts of money rarely bring happiness , most people just need enough to not worry. Once you feel financially secure there is really not much that money has to offer "

When I was a kid growing up in a very rough council estate in south wales we had a youth club and one of the volunteers won on the pools. He set himself up little nest eggs for his kids ect ect but he still volunteers at our youth club for years later. He bought new football nets cones and bibs so we could look good on the park also bought the girls new netball posts and bibs too. Top guy sadly past away now but his kids are exactly like him too they give thire tome and effort back to the community.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

☝️ that’s wonderful- restores faith in humanity.

And this might be relevant- maybe those winners too, their friends and community were the same - Mickey Millions’ mates never pestered him for money, didn’t begrudge him his winnings. He bought a round at the pub just like everyone else, never an ostentatious display of wealth. Was just a lovely funny and kind guy.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’d stick it in a deposit account and wait for the dust to settle before making any expenditures.

I would wish to remain anonymous for as long as possible.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Dartford


"Unfortunately for you all I did not get an email notifying me of winning the euro lottery so I’m still here rather than starting my world trip

If you had won the £110m what would you do with it?"

After of recovering from having a heart attack, (assuming I survived it that is!), I'd buy a gorgeous house somewhere picturesque, buy a few dream cars and set the husband up with a few new motorbikes. Then I'd buy my kids a house each and give our parents some money too. Then I'd start booking some serious holidays to dream destinations. Once I'd calmed down and settled into my new lavish lifestyle I'd buy a few dogs and some chickens and age disgracefully! Oh, and I'd buy a swinger club which would be amazing!!

The end!

Mrs x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Unfortunately for you all I did not get an email notifying me of winning the euro lottery so I’m still here rather than starting my world trip

If you had won the £110m what would you do with it?"

I would take you on a world trip Jack.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester

Club, for both music and also Fet.

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House in Europe. House in The Antipodes.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’ve yet to check my ticket

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By *ackformore100Man
6 weeks ago

Tin town


"Unfortunately for you all I did not get an email notifying me of winning the euro lottery so I’m still here rather than starting my world trip

If you had won the £110m what would you do with it?"

I'd like to teach the world to sing

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just seen Tuesday's jackpot is 119 Million so no win for me try again I suppose

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just seen Tuesday's jackpot is 119 Million so no win for me try again I suppose "

Statistically you have more chance of being abducted by aliens than winning the lottery. The fact that people understand the odds against them and STILL spend money on a ticket sort of puts them in the mentally ill category. Just as if you watched me burn a fiver......... at least i'd get heat back

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By *rHotNottsMan
5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I’m going tell you all a story…

So I used to work at the Swan Hunters shipyard up in Newcastle back in the 90’s and was very fond of the Geordies and their sense of humour. So some of the work is boring and tedious and involves a lot of sitting around chatting, telling filthy stories and crude jokes waiting. So I find myself at 10pm on a Friday night deep in the bowels of a frigate in build with a team of commissioning engineers and mechanics flushing a ships oil system. Hours of waiting around. Dull. Boring.

So I ask a guy “hey Mickey, why do they call you Mickey Millions?” - cue loads of laughter, smiling and friendly nods. Now to set the scene, Mickey is a little guy, probably in his late 60’s, good natured and a bit shy. He is loved by his team who he’s probably worked with for 30 years or more. Their dads before them probably worked together as well. His overalls had been washed so many times the cloth was like silk and the original dark green colour was now a light pastel. He had his dinner with him in a Sunblest bag packed lovingly by his wife (she also put some extra biscuits in for the rest of boys to share) and was sipping tea from his battered flask.

“They call me Mickey Millions because I’m a millionaire“. Cue me erupting in tears of laughter with everyone else. I’m a youngster, I’m management and I am clearly now going to be the subject of some world class piss-taking… but I’m ready, and I’m in… “Really?” says I “Is that why you need to be here on an overtime shift on a Friday night? I’ve seen you working with the guys on lates, early’s, even though lunchtimes. Where do you park your Bentley because sure as fuck it’s not in the Wallsend carpark” loads of laughing now.. but all of a sudden we have an alarm go off and we all leap into action.

It was later in the week when sat with another team that someone had heard me asking about Mickey. “He is a millionaire you know.. seriously” I’m like.. get ta fuck 😂 not again.. “No, really. He won the football pools 10 years ago… £1.7million” (which was quite a bit back in the 80’s). Turns out Mickey left Swan Hunters after the win, paid off the mortgage on his little 2 bed semi in South Shields, bought a new little Ford Fiesta… got his Mum into a better retirement home and then…. Missed all his mates…

So he went back to work.

This story doesn’t surprise me ,huge amounts of money rarely bring happiness , most people just need enough to not worry. Once you feel financially secure there is really not much that money has to offer

When I was a kid growing up in a very rough council estate in south wales we had a youth club and one of the volunteers won on the pools. He set himself up little nest eggs for his kids ect ect but he still volunteers at our youth club for years later. He bought new football nets cones and bibs so we could look good on the park also bought the girls new netball posts and bibs too. Top guy sadly past away now but his kids are exactly like him too they give thire tome and effort back to the community. "

I watched Selena Gomez on my mind me recently, she has everything and all the money and it’s so unhappy played with anxiety depression, inner voices.

The therapist was telling her how connecting with people brings true happiness, sometimes that can be as simple as just listening rarely listening, problem is when you have a lot of money you tend not to listen

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
5 weeks ago

Canterbury

Buy a completely wasted piece of land from the local education lot who are wasting it as a sports facility, build a new clubhouse for my rugby club and get a cricket strip laid on it as well, that should keep me out of mischief, sort of...

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By *he Silver FuxMan
5 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Just seen Tuesday's jackpot is 119 Million so no win for me try again I suppose

Statistically you have more chance of being abducted by aliens than winning the lottery. The fact that people understand the odds against them and STILL spend money on a ticket sort of puts them in the mentally ill category. Just as if you watched me burn a fiver......... at least i'd get heat back "

So what you’re saying Granny C is that…

there’s a chance

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