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By *layfullsam OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

All I’m looking for is your name, age and what you can’t do and all will be forgiven

My name is Sam, 54yo and I can’t whistle loud by putting my fingers in my mouth

What can’t you do

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

my name is dave age 64,, and cant do the splits anymore

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

My name is Nell, age 42, and I can't click my fingers.

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

My name is Lee, I am 41 years of ageand I can't stop looking at my wrist periodically when I wonder what time it is, even though I haven't worn a watch in years.

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By *oo..Woman
6 weeks ago

Boo's World

Boo, 43 and can't walk past a fish counter/shop or restaurant without gagging if the fish smell is overpowering! 🤢

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Hi. My names Birdie. I’m 48 and I definitely can’t do relationships 👍🏻

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By *alico_KittyWoman
6 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Hi I'm Kat, 61 and I cannot whistle never have been able to

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By *adyBugsWoman
6 weeks ago

cognito

Bugs here, 44 and I still can’t work out when someone is flirting with me

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

I'm Joe, I'm 28 and I can't swim or ride a bike and feel like I'm too old to learn how

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By *ornycougaWoman
6 weeks ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

I'm HC, I'm 56 and I am petrified of spiders

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

My name's Raven, I'm 58 and I tend to lie a lot.

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By *iker JackMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hi I’m Jack and I can’t always be bothered to tie my shoe laces so where Chelsea boots mainly

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"I'm Joe, I'm 28 and I can't swim or ride a bike and feel like I'm too old to learn how "

Oh, Joe. Nobody is ever too old to learn to do those things. I was 3 when I learned both, but still, you're never too old

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton

Hi I'm Tim and I'm crap at drawing & DIY

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm Ninja. I'm 52 and past it

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

My name is Zagato, I'm 55, and I can't do people.🙄

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby


"I'm Joe, I'm 28 and I can't swim or ride a bike and feel like I'm too old to learn how

Oh, Joe. Nobody is ever too old to learn to do those things. I was 3 when I learned both, but still, you're never too old "

Alright you little prodigy! 😂 I could just join a kid's swimming class right? Little floaties and all 😅

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By *illy IdolMan
6 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm Will, I'm 37 and I can't sing

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton


"I'm HC, I'm 56 and I am petrified of spiders"

Do you have them in your home ?

If so captured them in a deep glass by putting it over them, then slide a piece of paper under the glass then tip it up right as the spider wont be able to climb up the glass, then put it back outside simpiles

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

My name is Dr Brain I'm a hundred and sixty years old and I've never been able to do that thing where you cup your hands together and blow into them making a noise that sounds like an owl.

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor


"I'm HC, I'm 56 and I am petrified of spiders

Do you have them in your home ?

If so captured them in a deep glass by putting it over them, then slide a piece of paper under the glass then tip it up right as the spider wont be able to climb up the glass, then put it back outside simpiles "

I tried that with children. It did not go well.

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton


"I'm HC, I'm 56 and I am petrified of spiders

Do you have them in your home ?

If so captured them in a deep glass by putting it over them, then slide a piece of paper under the glass then tip it up right as the spider wont be able to climb up the glass, then put it back outside simpiles

I tried that with children. It did not go well."

You mean you put a very big glass over children to get them outside lol bet the difficult part was turning g them upside down

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
6 weeks ago

Essex

I’m Misty. 47. And I just can’t fucking stop.

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I’m Misty. 47. And I just can’t fucking stop."

Also hot to trot

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

Kat just turned 56 and I can't do monogamy

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading


"I'm HC, I'm 56 and I am petrified of spiders

Do you have them in your home ?

If so captured them in a deep glass by putting it over them, then slide a piece of paper under the glass then tip it up right as the spider wont be able to climb up the glass, then put it back outside simpiles

I tried that with children. It did not go well."

Yeah the tuckers just follow you back in.

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton


"I’m Misty. 47. And I just can’t fucking stop."

Stop . . . . . ? Doing what ?

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By *laytonAMan
6 weeks ago

Newport

Phil, 73 and I can't dance, I can't walk....

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