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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Once again i am going to try and bring this fun thread back.

Say that you’re in and i will partner you up with someone and you write out a particularly amusing status that will attract attention.

I will partner up forumites in the morning and over the course of Saturday no later than 10pm you have to post the status.

I will set a time limit of a minimum of an hour to leave it up but for you suckers for punishment you can leave it up as long as you want.

All filters must be dropped while the status is up!!

I will throw my hat into the ring and whoever posts 7th my lucky number will be my partner.

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Sounds good to me. I’m in!

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’ll join in, used to love this one!

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

Go on then...I'm in

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By *iker JackMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I’m in

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

In.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

In

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there

Wonko’s not in

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Well I’ll give this a go how bad can it be?

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Go on then,I'm not sure what you mean but I am game for a laugh 😆

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm in

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Well I’ll give this a go how bad can it be? "

Well you’re the 7th poster who is in so we’re partnered up.

Wonko doesn’t count…..how bad could it be?

I am stroking a white cat and letting out a maniacal laugh 😂😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Go on then,I'm not sure what you mean but I am game for a laugh 😆 "

I will find you a partner in crime from the thread and message you who it is.

You then write a status for each other and post it for at least an hour.

Do your worst as we are looking for the wrong kind of attention.

Also everyone will need to drop all their filters from tomorrow morning as you could be partnered with a guy etc and if you block guys I can’t DM you with your partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Well I’ll give this a go how bad can it be?

Well you’re the 7th poster who is in so we’re partnered up.

Wonko doesn’t count…..how bad could it be?

I am stroking a white cat and letting out a maniacal laugh 😂😂"

Ah no way!!!!!! We’re all friends here so play nicely

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Well I’ll give this a go how bad can it be?

Well you’re the 7th poster who is in so we’re partnered up.

Wonko doesn’t count…..how bad could it be?

I am stroking a white cat and letting out a maniacal laugh 😂😂

Ah no way!!!!!! We’re all friends here so play nicely "

As a fellow Gym goer i will give it serious consideration 😉

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By *orthern BeardMan
6 weeks ago

Banbury

I’m in

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
6 weeks ago

London

sure im in

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By *ekked JackMan
6 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

I'm.in for a laugh

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Anyone else want to join in the fun?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
6 weeks ago

Essex

I’m never ever doing this again

Last time, a certain someone nearly destroyed my reputation for good 🤣

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I’m never ever doing this again

Last time, a certain someone nearly destroyed my reputation for good 🤣"

Well i was offered my arse to be abused and even give them a slice of cake for doing so!!

I am still in….join the fun you know it makes sense 😂

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

With some trepidation, in.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"In x "

I knew that you would be brave enough to sign up 😁x

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex


"In x

I knew that you would be brave enough to sign up 😁x"

oh I like a challenge!!!

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

We need a few more women and couples to be brave.

Be more like Minxy

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By *ubikslongswordMan
6 weeks ago

East Grinstead

Sure why not

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I have sent all the pairs i could by DM there are a couple with filters up so couldn’t pair them up.

I have someone who needs a pair so hopefully they will drop their filters or we get another volunteer to drop their pants and take whatever is being shipped 😂

As it’s Saturday your status can go up anytime today before 9pm and must stay up for at least an hour!!

Any kind offers in regards to your status must be shared within forum rules

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

Sulk, sulk. No DM.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Sulk, sulk. No DM."

Sorry Arthur, i am hoping to get another victim….i mean volunteer to come in soon 🤞

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington


"Sulk, sulk. No DM.

Sorry Arthur, i am hoping to get another victim….i mean volunteer to come in soon 🤞"

It's OK. Maybe next time?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

I’m out of this one. So that should free up a match 🤞👍

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By *cottish guy 555Man
6 weeks ago

London

I saw a friends status and guessed this was back.

I'm in.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I saw a friends status and guessed this was back.

I'm in.

"

Ahh perfect how about you and Arthur pair up?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
6 weeks ago

London

And away we go

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

Done!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
6 weeks ago

London


"I’m never ever doing this again

Last time, a certain someone nearly destroyed my reputation for good 🤣"

But gave you a whole new one in return

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By *cottish guy 555Man
6 weeks ago

London

Arthur has been very gentle and kind with me.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I’m never ever doing this again

Last time, a certain someone nearly destroyed my reputation for good 🤣

But gave you a whole new one in return"

Some people like to look gift horses square in the mouth 😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

These are fun, we're in.

Mrs

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

Status shuffled.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

Shuffled now

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Done 😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Done 😂

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

& apologies as I didn't realise we got partnered up, please ignore me.

Mrs

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Some really good ones and i hope you have inboxes filled with glorious messages and offers you are not allowed to ignore 😂

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

Mines been shuffled x

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

New status up

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"& apologies as I didn't realise we got partnered up, please ignore me.

Mrs "

For anyone who missed it we partnered up and i know who got the worst end of the deal 😂

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"New status up

"

I was expecting far worse 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"Mines been shuffled x "

Curiousity killed the (pussy) cat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate


"New status up

I was expecting far worse 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

You mean you don’t like a penchant for pricks? 😂😂

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Aaaaaaaand it's over...

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By *electableicecreamMan
6 weeks ago

The West


"Aaaaaaaand it's over... "

I read your status update before I saw this thread 😂

It did seem a little out of character

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By *ittycock400Couple
6 weeks ago

Bristol

Go on we will join in

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Aaaaaaaand it's over... "

Who was the biggest prick?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Is it too late to join?

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

Not a single comment on my shuffled status. Adopts foetal position and cries softly.

"No one likes me, I don't know why

I may not be perfect, but heaven knows I try

And all around, even our old friends put us down

Let's drop the big one and see what happens"

Randy Newman - Political Science (slightly amended)

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I had 2 people so only sent it to one of them

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I had a lovely lovely person wishing me the best! I got off easy though 😂😂

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"Not a single comment on my shuffled status. Adopts foetal position and cries softly.

"No one likes me, I don't know why

I may not be perfect, but heaven knows I try

And all around, even our old friends put us down

Let's drop the big one and see what happens"

Randy Newman - Political Science (slightly amended)"

I haven't had my status yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Aaaaaaaand it's over...

Who was the biggest prick? "

The one who gave me the status?

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Aaaaaaaand it's over...

Who was the biggest prick?

The one who gave me the status?

"

😂😂😂😂

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Aaaaaaaand it's over...

Who was the biggest prick?

The one who gave me the status?

😂😂😂😂"

Was me by the way! I think I missed a lot of your statuses!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
6 weeks ago

London

We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too"

Yes all done now it’s an hour past the cut off point.

Sorry your partner didn’t participate or Mr Blacks but i will assume it was because they forgot rather than being afraid.

Great statuses by all who participated and some fantastic results.

Plenty of unwelcome messages, reputation’s tarnished and even a mstch up between a pairing 🥰

I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside and thanks all who took part…..until next time 😁

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Great thread and thanks for doing it. Was fun!

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By *r Black 85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham


"We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too

Yes all done now it’s an hour past the cut off point.

Sorry your partner didn’t participate or Mr Blacks but i will assume it was because they forgot rather than being afraid.

Great statuses by all who participated and some fantastic results.

Plenty of unwelcome messages, reputation’s tarnished and even a mstch up between a pairing 🥰

I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside and thanks all who took part…..until next time 😁"

Large up your status OP

Until next time 😎

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

Thanks for doing this. My match was rather kinder than expected.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
5 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too"

I did for 1 hour just couldn't do it immediately after you sent

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Great thread and thanks for doing it. Was fun!"

Glad you enjoyed it and hopefully it will continue,

Anyone who wants to help out and do it when i am not available is welcome to.

I think it’s great to have some light hearted humour and it’s helps build up friendships on the forum and it seems sometimes more!!

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too

Yes all done now it’s an hour past the cut off point.

Sorry your partner didn’t participate or Mr Blacks but i will assume it was because they forgot rather than being afraid.

Great statuses by all who participated and some fantastic results.

Plenty of unwelcome messages, reputation’s tarnished and even a mstch up between a pairing 🥰

I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside and thanks all who took part…..until next time 😁

Large up your status OP

Until next time 😎"

I have had to put a new one up as a result of playing the shuffle 😂

To be continued….

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Thanks for doing this. My match was rather kinder than expected."

You’re playing with fire Arthur, I can imagine your next one won’t be so kind 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too

I did for 1 hour just couldn't do it immediately after you sent"

Ahh there we go end of mystery and how did it go for you?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
5 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too

I did for 1 hour just couldn't do it immediately after you sent

Ahh there we go end of mystery and how did it go for you?"

I got some people look at me nothing more

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By *ekked JackMan
5 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

I got nothing from my status. But hopefully a new friend from the status I gave..

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By *inxy777Woman
5 weeks ago

essex


"I got nothing from my status. But hopefully a new friend from the status I gave.. "
well I got lots!! and impressed with that status, best they had seen apparently !

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"We done now? I don't know if my match changed their status, I gave them such a thoughtful one too

I did for 1 hour just couldn't do it immediately after you sent

Ahh there we go end of mystery and how did it go for you?

I got some people look at me nothing more "

We need to up our game next time 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I got nothing from my status. But hopefully a new friend from the status I gave.. "

I am really happy that you got a positive result, see forumites joining in the status shuffle could have unexpected effects for the better 😊

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I got nothing from my status. But hopefully a new friend from the status I gave.. well I got lots!! and impressed with that status, best they had seen apparently ! "

Plenty of offers to bring you meat to a meet, hope they held the cheese 🤮

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By *ekked JackMan
5 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire


"I got nothing from my status. But hopefully a new friend from the status I gave.. well I got lots!! and impressed with that status, best they had seen apparently ! "

Must be a lot of people who like the tradesman entrance then...anytime you want a status update you know where to find me.

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By *inxy777Woman
5 weeks ago

essex


"I got nothing from my status. But hopefully a new friend from the status I gave.. well I got lots!! and impressed with that status, best they had seen apparently !

Must be a lot of people who like the tradesman entrance then...anytime you want a status update you know where to find me. "

lol they do! Oh I do xx

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