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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the most common sex related injury you have had/heard of and what is the most bizarre sex related injury you have had/head of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bizarre sex related injury: The Indian guy that got a can of Lynx stuck up his ass and had to go to hospital to get it out. Was in the news papers and on youtube i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated my hip once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre sex related injury: The Indian guy that got a can of Lynx stuck up his ass and had to go to hospital to get it out. Was in the news papers and on youtube i think."

JamJar man must be on that list somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre sex related injury: The Indian guy that got a can of Lynx stuck up his ass and had to go to hospital to get it out. Was in the news papers and on youtube i think.

JamJar man must be on that list somewhere! "

Found the jam jar and Lynx x-rays pics on this site

http://www.ultimatetop10s.com/top-10-items-found-up-someones-arse/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers guys.

I have seen Jam jar guys. Crazy.

I'm quite boring here - foot cramp. I did once end up with a huge bruise on the side of my cock, but neither of us knew how it got there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Buzz Lightyear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the most common sex related injury you have had/heard of and what is the most bizarre sex related injury you have had/head of?"

Heard someone snapped their penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the most common sex related injury you have had/heard of and what is the most bizarre sex related injury you have had/head of?

Heard someone snapped their penis "

Ouchy..... I expect that sounded like a twig snapping then the very loud high pitched scream from the bloke attached.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was edging once and fell off the side of the bed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be jar squatter man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be jar squatter man "

The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the most common sex related injury you have had/heard of and what is the most bizarre sex related injury you have had/head of?

Heard someone snapped their penis

Ouchy..... I expect that sounded like a twig snapping then the very loud high pitched scream from the bloke attached. "

Yes didn't happen to me but I heard he need an operation

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine who has tear-drop shaped breast implants once had one "dislodge" and turn during a rather rough sex session. She had to have surgery to put it back on correctly and no amount of fondling could fix the problem. Her plastic surgeon laughed and said he had never seen such a thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend of mine who has tear-drop shaped breast implants once had one "dislodge" and turn during a rather rough sex session. She had to have surgery to put it back on correctly and no amount of fondling could fix the problem. Her plastic surgeon laughed and said he had never seen such a thing! "

Oooooofffff that gets the prize for strangest. Is your friend ok now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my jaw dislocated the other week, but besides bruising and sore ribs (not sure what happened there! ) the majority of the injuries have been to someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to AbFabs a couple of years ago and got talking to a couple at the end of the evening. The guy was wincing every time he moved and I asked him what was wrong and he told me some daft bint had bitten through his banjo string while giving him a BJ. She was too enthusiastic it seems. Made my feckin eyes water I can tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooch. Least it was not bitten off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooch. Least it was not bitten off."

Do you mind me asking why you appear to be having sex with a packet of hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooch. Least it was not bitten off.

Do you mind me asking why you appear to be having sex with a packet of hobnobs? "
Challenge. Check rimmer69 newbie thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burns...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groin strain after being smothered in baby oil and done doggy.

I regularly have sore shoulders and bruises after sessions with J but that's standard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would bouncing off a concrete lampost count? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not quite swinging but my cousin's boyfriend rolled out of their bed once onto a fork which had been left on the floor in a glass, points upward, and impaled himself in the thigh. also once saw someone cut himself a new asshole after sitting down onto a chair he thought was there, but had just been swiped, and landing on a broken beer glass on the floor instead..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate once dragged his g/f into a small cupboard at a party to fuck her but not realising the hot water tank wasn't lagged and his ass touched it on the backstroke causing him to shoot forward and rip his foreskin as he rammed into her. She didn't complain though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Ibiza many years ago another mate pulled a lass and took her back to his room. When she undressed he realised she was covered in tattoos (one of his pet hates) and he declined to fuck her. She chased him round the room with a knife demanding he shag her (as verified by his room-mate!)

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

My wife was licking another woman,s pussy,,as her husband was ready to slip his cock in my wife she accidently kicked him in the eye with her stilleto,,so I done the kind thing and ducked her instead

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Fucked bloody predictive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre sex related injury: The Indian guy that got a can of Lynx stuck up his ass and had to go to hospital to get it out. Was in the news papers and on youtube i think.

JamJar man must be on that list somewhere! "

What about the bloke in china who shoved a live eel up his arse. Had to have a stupidly long OP to get it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only major injury I've had was my foreskin sliced by a lady will really long false nails. Bled like hell.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Twisted my ankle falling off a bed while shagging . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bizarre sex related injury: The Indian guy that got a can of Lynx stuck up his ass and had to go to hospital to get it out. Was in the news papers and on youtube i think."

What an areshole - must have had women flocking round him..

Not a sex related injury as such, but when we were kids a boy with an erection fell off his skateboard and 'broke' it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Slipped straight out of bed and knocked television of the side came round with the guy asking me if i was ok.

Numerous burns, cuts and bruises. Bloody rope burns round my ankles that took ages to go.

Ive bitten a guys cock and took a chunk out of it, dislocated someone arm, had a knee pop out of joint, kicked someone across the room, nearly pierced someone to the bed with my stilletto, thats all i can remember for now

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slipped straight out of bed and knocked television of the side came round with the guy asking me if i was ok.

Numerous burns, cuts and bruises. Bloody rope burns round my ankles that took ages to go.

Ive bitten a guys cock and took a chunk out of it, dislocated someone arm, had a knee pop out of joint, kicked someone across the room, nearly pierced someone to the bed with my stilletto, thats all i can remember for now"

** makes mental note to remember suit of armour if ever going to see Karen **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers cramp

Very common apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tore my banjo string when I was 18

There was blood all over my sheets. I lived with my mum at the time and had to say I had a nosebleed. But I went to the hospital and had stitches. That was painful. Think the people in the waiting room heard my sounds of pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine who has tear-drop shaped breast implants once had one "dislodge" and turn during a rather rough sex session. She had to have surgery to put it back on correctly and no amount of fondling could fix the problem. Her plastic surgeon laughed and said he had never seen such a thing!

Oooooofffff that gets the prize for strangest. Is your friend ok now? "

Yes, never had another problem with her boobs.

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