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By *inkyropecouple OP   Couple
6 weeks ago

carluke

What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?

So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'm still not sure. Was it dried oil? Congealed blood? Just general filth? Either way I'm not sure why someone wouldn't give it at least a cursory wipe and wash their hands before making a video.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
6 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Most things in the new photos/videos section

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening "

Apparently some people like that kind of thing.

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By *8on33Man
6 weeks ago

winfrith

9-11

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?

So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening "

*Crosses legs in discomfort 😱😵‍💫

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By *vaRose43Woman
6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

A guys video using crochet needles as makeshift urethral sounds

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A guys video using crochet needles as makeshift urethral sounds "

Sweet Jesus! 😱😱😱 *crosses legs even tighter!

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By *oo..Woman
6 weeks ago

Boo's World

A badly wiped female bottom - with dry tissue stuck to it, as a man was crouched underneath her giving her oral pleasure. 🫣

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By *adyBugsWoman
6 weeks ago

cognito

The smegma thread from the other day. And probably quite a few public photos on here *shudders*

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Have you ever looked at your own bumhole in a mirror?

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By *orednFruityCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham


"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?

So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening "

Why would any one do that? Unless they're into S&M. Ok that's what I'm going to assume and not that he thought he needed to prove his girth and was stupid enough to do it? The balls are in danger from the snap back as well!!

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By *B69Woman
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire

A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Someone's new Facebook account

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By *orednFruityCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Most things in the new photos/videos section"

I'm sure one day you will find something you like, just hang in there 👍

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 26/09/24 19:10:43]

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Ryde

An 83-year-old Mae West chasing guys over a 3rd of her age in the film Sextette.

Not content with Timothy Dalton, Ringo Starr, Tony Curtis and Keith Moon, she sets her sights on Alice Cooper.

Between takes, she even offered Cooper the opportunity to "come up and see me sometime..." for real!

Cooper's blood apparently ran cold at the suggestion...

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/09/24 19:10:43]"

FFS start again.

It WASN'T recently, but I still have vivid memories of seeing pictures on here that

a) involved stinging nettles internally inserted

b) spiky glove internally in someone.

Haunts me to this day!

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By *orthern BeardMan
6 weeks ago

Banbury

Just some of the photos on here. Horrific! No idea how people look at them and think ‘that’s really good that lets upload it’

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By *orednFruityCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham


"An 83-year-old Mae West chasing guys over a 3rd of her age in the film Sextette.

Not content with Timothy Dalton, Ringo Starr, Tony Curtis and Keith Moon, she sets her sights on Alice Cooper.

Between takes, she even offered Cooper the opportunity to "come up and see me sometime..." for real!

Cooper's blood apparently ran cold at the suggestion... "

I had to look this up. Her face doesn't even move!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him"

What sort of can?

Beer,beans? Spam?

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby


"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him"

Someone's not seen 1 Guy, 1 Jar...

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By *zeroMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

Recently? What used to be a fox lying at the side of the road.

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By *bxanfCouple
6 weeks ago

Shadow Moses, Stourbridge

A picture in the local updates of two guys holding another guys asshole open

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By *929Man
6 weeks ago

newcastle

99% of the profile photos when I press on who fabbed it

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By *zeroMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him

Someone's not seen 1 Guy, 1 Jar..."

That, LemonParty, Ogrish, 2 girls 1 cup.

Early 00s Internet was bogging at times.

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby


"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him

Someone's not seen 1 Guy, 1 Jar...

That, LemonParty, Ogrish, 2 girls 1 cup.

Early 00s Internet was bogging at times."

It was a time where it was new and people needed to realise that just because they could, doesn't mean they should!

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By *asterfulsoulMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester

When Trump talks his neck skin looks like a quivering vagina. Once you see it, you can't unsee it, and you will wish you could. I've pointed it out to several people, who all now hate me for it. And now I'm sharing it with all of you.

Occasionally, flipping through pictures on fab, I get flashbacks.

(I can't wait for the day that man isn't in the news anymore)

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Catching up on Bake-Off. I wish I could unsee that opening

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I wish I could unsee that ‘quality’ thread.

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By *lder.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not Local

I cant say, if I mention what I want to un-see, I will see it again, and heave. Even now it's creeping back in ....

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By *B69Woman
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him"

Apologies it was a can of cola

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By *orednFruityCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham


"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?

So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening "

Every single 'Men on all fours, with their arse spread eagled showing their bum hole from behind' picture on our newsfeed.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
6 weeks ago

the moon


"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?

So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening

Every single 'Men on all fours, with their arse spread eagled showing their bum hole from behind' picture on our newsfeed."

2nd this ….. but at least it reminds me to park my bike 🚲

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I watched the absolutely cringeworthy intro to Strictly the other week wherein the dancers were on a bus plonkering about to the Vengaboys.

Jesus Christi! That was bad.

I mean, REALLY fucking bad.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Ryde


"I had to look this up. Her face doesn't even move!

Ruby"

Funniest of all is that her memory was going. Not amusing on its own, but she had her lines fed to her by a radio-earpiece hidden under her wig. With this being fairly new technology back in 1977, it was fraught with problems, specifically the receiver drifting into other frequencies.

This meant that it picked up police band, local radio stations and the like. The director later said that the funniest incident was when West was unaware she was receiving a live traffic report from the local news station, as she unwittingly trilled:

"The traffic on Sunset is backed up to La Brea..."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central


"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him

Apologies it was a can of cola"

He didn't need a drink?

On a side note, cola is reputed to have amazing cleaning properties. Perhaps he was testing getting the benefits of a coffee enema, coupled with an incredible sparkling clean interior PLUS the dildo sensation, before patenting the idea and then show Deborah Meaden on Dragons Den?

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By *cLovin2Man
6 weeks ago

Reading

Photo of a really overweight woman, I mean like size 25 on here, in a shy pose.

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By *moothdickMan
6 weeks ago

stoke


"Have you ever looked at your own bumhole in a mirror? "

That’s why they introduced bleaching

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By *moothdickMan
6 weeks ago

stoke


"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him

Apologies it was a can of cola

He didn't need a drink?

On a side note, cola is reputed to have amazing cleaning properties. Perhaps he was testing getting the benefits of a coffee enema, coupled with an incredible sparkling clean interior PLUS the dildo sensation, before patenting the idea and then show Deborah Meaden on Dragons Den?"

Just imagine the actual damage to the anus! Has my old dad use to say, it’ll catch up on you..

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
6 weeks ago

London

I wish I had never played that profile video. A close-up of a woman in a bath pressing a dispenser plastic bottle inserted in her vagina to pump out cum. I need a new pair of eyes The best part was the verification stressing her elegance. I'm not a judgemental person, much less being on Fab, but that was funny.

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By *ust JuicyWoman
6 weeks ago

east london


"Photo of a really overweight woman, I mean like size 25 on here, in a shy pose. "

Wow aren’t you a charming person

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By *irtyfeetMan
6 weeks ago

Dartmouth

A royal marine fucking a dog for bet on a Dartmouth

The dog yelping as it owner shouts its name from across the field

Fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Not what I’ve seen, but heard to a friend that his neighbour who is into bdsm like to use a cheese grater on a man’s cock, and some men like it.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
6 weeks ago

Norwichish

1 man 1 jar

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By *tan300Man
6 weeks ago

portsmouth

[Removed by poster at 27/09/24 06:39:06]

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By *tan300Man
6 weeks ago

portsmouth

I was a RM for 11 years I’ve seen some things that I wish that I hadn’t but 2 weeks ago I was walking home from the co-op it was dark an a couple of junkies 2 women stopped me an asked for some spare change couple of fags which I gave a 5’er and the rest of my tobacco because I’ve been there too and it’s not nice so as a joke I said what do I get then so this particular one lifted up her dress and flashed me the hairiest pussy I’d ever seen and one saggy tit that was almost touching her bush I don’t know where the other tit was I didn’t stop to ask it probably don’t sound to bad but all that combined with her dirty bony body the image has popped into my head everyday since

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Yeah, it put me off going to clubs.

The mr

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By *cott14Man
6 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton


"A guys video using crochet needles as makeshift urethral sounds "

Good grief .

My outy just turned into an iny

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By *tephanie63Woman
6 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I received an unsolicited video from a platonic male friend..

It was of him wanking with a piece of ham wrapped around his cock, with a plastic bag wrapped around ham. He also had a hair scrunchie on his testicles . It was accompanied by appropriate wanking noises too ..

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By *illiam101000Man
6 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

Oops that will stay in the memory for life eh. Waste of ham I'd say.

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By *hilbeckleyMan
6 weeks ago

oxford

Worst thing, my next door neighbours daughter in the dungeon area of a club! A little awkward we used to babysit her.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

My dad laying on the bed like he was being painted like one of your ladies (scene in Titanic)

No son should see that

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By *herryEatersCouple
6 weeks ago

East Cheshire


"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?"

1. Yet another 'genuine' profile that used photos pinched from another site. This time Instagram

2. Yes the usual plethora of unpleasant photos of male and female parts that are world's away from pleasant or enticing

3. Message from a 'genuine couple' including the exact same photos they'd sent a two years ago. Yes no verifications at all in that time and 'he' got shirty and blocked us for asking for proof they were actually genuine and wanted to meet.

4. Guy adding a cock pic with a 'small' aerosol at the size for good measure lol.

5. An 'extremely large' lady, each to their own !

6. A masculine and hairy guy bent over wearing ladies underwear, sorry not for us

7. Yet another cock pick taken over a toilet, at least this one was clean

8. Photo of a guy putting something into his cock that looked like a drill ??

9. Yet another unread message in our outbox to a 'genuine' couple who claimed great interest yet ignore our messages even tho frequently logging in.

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By *herryEatersCouple
6 weeks ago

East Cheshire


"My dad laying on the bed like he was being painted like one of your ladies (scene in Titanic)

No son should see that "

He's still got it

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By *haunshouse9Man
6 weeks ago

BIDEFORD


"The smegma thread from the other day. And probably quite a few public photos on here *shudders* "
ewwww! I'm glad I missed that!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
6 weeks ago

North Angus

I thought it was my photo for a second but phew, soft tape only near the tadger

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By *orednFruityCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I had to look this up. Her face doesn't even move!

Ruby

Funniest of all is that her memory was going. Not amusing on its own, but she had her lines fed to her by a radio-earpiece hidden under her wig. With this being fairly new technology back in 1977, it was fraught with problems, specifically the receiver drifting into other frequencies.

This meant that it picked up police band, local radio stations and the like. The director later said that the funniest incident was when West was unaware she was receiving a live traffic report from the local news station, as she unwittingly trilled:

"The traffic on Sunset is backed up to La Brea..." "

I love how she always appeared to be doing a little jig when she spoke

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By *andadbodMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

overweight man squeezing into his wife’s underwear, didn’t expect to see that on a couple profile

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