Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat?" 😂😂😂 I’m guessing any subsequent takers will be in decidedly short supply 😂😂😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This reminds me of when I went to see puppetry of the penis at the fringe festival many many years ago 🤣🤣🤣" I’ve heard of this spectacular event 😂 Penis, foreskin and scrotum stretching and artistic manipulation wasn’t it? It is a true art form indeed and so criminally under appreciated ☹️ Melvin Bragg would have loved it for sure 😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This reminds me of when I went to see puppetry of the penis at the fringe festival many many years ago 🤣🤣🤣" I’d almost managed to forget about that. Now, where’s the ‘things you can never unsee’ thread? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well you can remove the staff at Wokingham Waitrose from the list. Apparently it’s “Not an appropriate game for 10am on a Thursday” "😂😂😂😂 Bah! Philistines the lot of them! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This reminds me of when I went to see puppetry of the penis at the fringe festival many many years ago 🤣🤣🤣 I’d almost managed to forget about that. Now, where’s the ‘things you can never unsee’ thread?" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I discovered (via Tik tok) that they can be inflated. Competition for the biggest balloon" 😂 They produce a beautiful balloon with an intricate and ornate veiny flourish. Hmmm….if I pump mine full of helium, might I be finally granted the gift of unaided flight? 🤔🤔 *assembles apparatus whilst typing this 😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This reminds me of when I went to see puppetry of the penis at the fringe festival many many years ago 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve heard of this spectacular event 😂 Penis, foreskin and scrotum stretching and artistic manipulation wasn’t it? It is a true art form indeed and so criminally under appreciated ☹️ Melvin Bragg would have loved it for sure 😜" They did an instruction book too!!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Chinese finger trap" Mine resembles one of those worms in Dune…. 😱😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This reminds me of when I went to see puppetry of the penis at the fringe festival many many years ago 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve heard of this spectacular event 😂 Penis, foreskin and scrotum stretching and artistic manipulation wasn’t it? It is a true art form indeed and so criminally under appreciated ☹️ Melvin Bragg would have loved it for sure 😜 They did an instruction book too!!! " 😂😂 Amazon or if not, possibly ebay - here I come! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Chinese finger trap Mine resembles one of those worms in Dune…. 😱😜" Just as big too? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Chinese finger trap Mine resembles one of those worms in Dune…. 😱😜 Just as big too?" Sadly a scaled down version ☹️ ….and twice as unsightly ☹️☹️ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This reminds me of when I went to see puppetry of the penis at the fringe festival many many years ago 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve heard of this spectacular event 😂 Penis, foreskin and scrotum stretching and artistic manipulation wasn’t it? It is a true art form indeed and so criminally under appreciated ☹️ Melvin Bragg would have loved it for sure 😜 They did an instruction book too!!! 😂😂 Amazon or if not, possibly ebay - here I come! " Its on amazon! I look forward to your new pics soon  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A makeshift wind sock for when you must have one!" I’m presently experiencing a 4.6 mph north-westerly breeze. My scrotum also doubles as a barometer… | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This reminds me of when I went to see puppetry of the penis at the fringe festival many many years ago 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve heard of this spectacular event 😂 Penis, foreskin and scrotum stretching and artistic manipulation wasn’t it? It is a true art form indeed and so criminally under appreciated ☹️ Melvin Bragg would have loved it for sure 😜 They did an instruction book too!!! 😂😂 Amazon or if not, possibly ebay - here I come! Its on amazon! I look forward to your new pics soon "I’ve just seen that there’s a DVD there to 😂😂😂 (complete with a bonus ‘cockumentary’) 😍😍 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat?" And the answer is??? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Fill it with popping candy then indulge in oral sex. " I like this - check out one of my veris  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Fill it with popping candy then indulge in oral sex. " Cut mine off and you can use it as a boob tube 
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
POP! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 I want to be part of the foreskin games | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Fill it with popping candy then indulge in oral sex. Cut mine off and you can use it as a boob tube
"You taking the piss? I'll be lucky to have enough for both nipples, no way is it stretching round my entire tits...🤭 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Fill it with popping candy then indulge in oral sex. I like this - check out one of my veris "What happens in Brighton, stays in Brighton! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Fill it with popping candy then indulge in oral sex. Cut mine off and you can use it as a boob tube
You taking the piss?
I'll be lucky to have enough for both nipples, no way is it stretching round my entire tits...🤭"It would be fun trying though
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Fill it with popping candy then indulge in oral sex. " *Searches corner shops en route to Boo’s World | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat? And the answer is???" I’ve only done the first part - 92! No room for smegma | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat?" In a similar vein, put some Skittles in and ask any women if they want to taste the rainbow 😎 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat? In a similar vein, put some Skittles in and ask any women if they want to taste the rainbow 😎" I like rainbows 🌈 jus sayin | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat? In a similar vein, put some Skittles in and ask any women if they want to taste the rainbow 😎 I like rainbows 🌈 jus sayin "And I've got a bag of Skittles. It's fate  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat? In a similar vein, put some Skittles in and ask any women if they want to taste the rainbow 😎" I don't think putting Skittles in your veins is to be recommended  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Chinese finger trap" Must be a Geordie thing.. I was thinking exactly the same. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How much time do we have to play with it and tie it up in knots, before the old chap inside firms up and bursts out. "It’s a bit like playing a game of Buckeroo; you never know quite when the mast shall suddenly rise… 😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How many chocolate buttons can you fit in there? And the next level of that game - how many of those buttons can you convince someone else to eat? In a similar vein, put some Skittles in and ask any women if they want to taste the rainbow 😎 I like rainbows 🌈 jus sayin
And I've got a bag of Skittles. It's fate "Winner 🏆 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Any chaps like to turn the skin outside in? It’s tremendous fun! Simply pinch the end with both thumbs and forefingers and roll it inwards and inside itself in a manner akin to rolling a cigarette paper. ….um…I’m not the only one who has discovered this wondrous pastime, right? " Ha ha!! Honestly in the same sort of sense I can't be the only one who has pinched his together to seal it just before letting go for a pee and watch it inflate! Purely out of intrigue! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Something I learned from fab. Put a monty bojangles chocky scoffy under your foreskin and secure with a plastic clothes peg. (The lady can also do the equivalent) Wait about 2 minutes, remove the pegs and have chocolatey oral sex "
This sounds like a fungal infection waiting to happen! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like twisting the skin, I have never thought of putting a bit of chocolate in first. Would diary milk with daim bar bits work cos that's my favourite? "What about chocolate with minty crispy bits in? I wonder if it'd be like mint Original Source? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like twisting the skin, I have never thought of putting a bit of chocolate in first. Would diary milk with daim bar bits work cos that's my favourite? "It’s most fascinating; a foreskin can actually retain the twisted shape for a second or so before transmogrifying back to its original form. I always like to imagine it is some form of alien being as might be rendered by a professional Hollywood fx team in a sci fi movie whenever I do this… | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Any chaps like to turn the skin outside in? It’s tremendous fun! Simply pinch the end with both thumbs and forefingers and roll it inwards and inside itself in a manner akin to rolling a cigarette paper. ….um…I’m not the only one who has discovered this wondrous pastime, right? Ha ha!! Honestly in the same sort of sense I can't be the only one who has pinched his together to seal it just before letting go for a pee and watch it inflate! Purely out of intrigue!" 😂😂 It subsequently fires out with enough force as to make the cannons on HMS Victory envious. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like twisting the skin, I have never thought of putting a bit of chocolate in first. Would diary milk with daim bar bits work cos that's my favourite?
What about chocolate with minty crispy bits in? I wonder if it'd be like mint Original Source? "I’ll smear it over my lamb roast 😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Something I learned from fab. Put a monty bojangles chocky scoffy under your foreskin and secure with a plastic clothes peg. (The lady can also do the equivalent) Wait about 2 minutes, remove the pegs and have chocolatey oral sex "This is a fantastic tip 👍🏻 A top tip tip in effect 😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like twisting the skin, I have never thought of putting a bit of chocolate in first. Would diary milk with daim bar bits work cos that's my favourite?
What about chocolate with minty crispy bits in? I wonder if it'd be like mint Original Source? "They moan about mint don't they? I'll stick with daim or chocolate orange ~ just a segment, although the way some of these guys are talking I wouldn't be surprised if they couldn't put the whole thing in there! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I know I mentioned it earlier but now I’ve been reminded of it I can’t stop thinking if anyone here would or has tried it. DOCKING - Google is your friend" Do you remember the James Bond film, The Spy Who Loved Me? More precisely, do you remember the scene in it wherein the giant oil tanker opens up and swallows the smaller vessel? Yep….Docking always reminds me of that scene for some reason 😵💫😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Is this the name of Anna Richardson's new Channel 4 game show?" Or possibly a brand new ‘scientific experiment’ I.e cheap titillation show hosted by Tracy Cox on channel four…. 😵💫😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like twisting the skin, I have never thought of putting a bit of chocolate in first. Would diary milk with daim bar bits work cos that's my favourite?
What about chocolate with minty crispy bits in? I wonder if it'd be like mint Original Source?
They moan about mint don't they? I'll stick with daim or chocolate orange ~ just a segment, although the way some of these guys are talking I wouldn't be surprised if they couldn't put the whole thing in there! "Noooooooo, don't spoil my annual chocolate orange-fest with the potential for smegmal contamination | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
