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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning class. Shout up and let's see who's here. Hope no one is late today.

If you're all on your best behaviour we might do a bit of show and tell later.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I'm here - kinda. An insomniac haze but here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All present and correct Sir do I get a gold star for being first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needing match sticks to prop my eyes open but i think im awake and here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wide awake and raring to go

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

You're both in my good books for being early..... keep this up and one of you could be made milk monitor by the end of the week.

One gold star each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here, but have woken feeling very light headed and shaking, feel like I'm having an anxiety/panic attack, not very nice at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir. Present and correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Got morning horn but that's nothing new

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

I'm here just finished work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here and kids back to school to day yeppy I didn't kill them yeppy . It's sad but I am looking forward to going to work today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir...

I've been working hard all weekend.... Now.. If I can just...get my.... Homework...out of the....dogs....mouth...!!!.....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Good morning sir

Whats on the agenda for today

Assembly first

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm here, damn that bloody golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir, sir someone is pulling my pigtails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh back to work

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Morning sir....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sir, sir someone is pulling my pigtails "

Pulls them and dips them in the ink well, blue tips suit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir, puts apple on desk and sits down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sir, sir someone is pulling my pigtails

Pulls them and dips them in the ink well, blue tips suit you "

going to tell on you you won't be able to do show and tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've snuck my pea shooter in and I'll be at the back of the class taking pot-shots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strolls in ..... dragging feet on floor sits down on chair chewing gum. Music on iPod blaring out ac/dc.

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning class, good morning sir!

I am excused from class today as I am far too naughty and would only distract the others! So I am off to the office to get my bum spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir, washing Machines broke so I've had to come bra less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Sir. In body but not in mind. Off for a snooze

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Sir, sir someone is pulling my pigtails

Pulls them and dips them in the ink well, blue tips suit you "

Gillian... get to the front where I can keep my eye on you!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Morning sir,

Here this morning, til I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here sir and ive brought the new girl too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm morning sir

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Here, Sir!

I can't do Gym today, I've forgot my gym kit!

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Good morning sir xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir, the dog ate my homework.

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Here..just! Sir x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning sir, the dog ate my homework. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here, Sir!

I can't do Gym today, I've forgot my gym kit! "

Have to do it in your underwear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late, was down at the girls school having a perv then had to wait outside the shops for someone to by us 10 b and h.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir I am here all raring to go xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir ......... sorry I'm late, bus never came, dog ate my homework, uniform still in wash. Shall I go and stand outside now and await my punishment? ??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm still here... not slept since Thursday.

Broken a nail and need oxygen!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm late, not apologising

Why? Cos I've just been to the bookies to collect me winnings......nothing could put a damper on today

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning, just dropping off my sick note and off back to bed!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

8am and I have a full class.... much better than Friday.

.....I was hoping to my cane out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8am and I have a full class.... much better than Friday.

.....I was hoping to my cane out "

could pop back out and come back late sir

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sir all the boys are picking on me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir !! have a note here from mum, no p/e today..... Forged of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though "
teacher's pet can get away with it..... have you remembered my apple?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning sir !! have a note here from mum, no p/e today..... Forged of course "
I'm not having that... you will do P.E and if you haven't got your kit it's vest and pants!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though teacher's pet can get away with it..... have you remembered my apple? "

Oi,.i put one on your desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I snore in class do I get the cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir, can I please go and see the nurse ? I'm constantly getting hard on's and want to ask the nurse if that's normal also have a quick perv too

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning sir, can I please go and see the nurse ? I'm constantly getting hard on's and want to ask the nurse if that's normal also have a quick perv too "
of course you can.... it's Nurse David on shift today, he's getting on a bit but I'm sure he'll sort you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sir all the boys are picking on me ... "

It's only coz we fancy ya but dunno how to show it yet, stinky face!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though teacher's pet can get away with it..... have you remembered my apple?

Oi,.i put one on your desk. "

Only just seen it... two gold stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though teacher's pet can get away with it..... have you remembered my apple?

Oi,.i put one on your desk.

Only just seen it... two gold stars "

That's not fair sir I have been sat behaving myself for 2 hours and I only got given one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm here, ill get back to you on that one *yaaawnnnn*

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though teacher's pet can get away with it..... have you remembered my apple?

Oi,.i put one on your desk.

Only just seen it... two gold stars

That's not fair sir I have been sat behaving myself for 2 hours and I only got given one "

Julie im making you milk monitor... that's better than a gold start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm here, ill get back to you on that one *yaaawnnnn*"

I'll pull your tie to wake you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though teacher's pet can get away with it..... have you remembered my apple?

Oi,.i put one on your desk.

Only just seen it... two gold stars

That's not fair sir I have been sat behaving myself for 2 hours and I only got given one Julie im making you milk monitor... that's better than a gold start"

Oh thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but not of long as I'm off to work

Have a lovely day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie is sat here raring to go what do I get sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning sir... bugger ... late!!! class don't start till 8:30 though teacher's pet can get away with it..... have you remembered my apple?

Oi,.i put one on your desk.

Only just seen it... two gold stars

That's not fair sir I have been sat behaving myself for 2 hours and I only

got given one "

Pokes tongue out,

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Come on settle down please

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I would be here but I worked all night so i'm off to bed and maybe wake my OH for a bit of fun first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning! I'm here in body, if not in mind.

Sorry I'm late. Got a note from my mum though.

It says "Your 37 for fucks sake - stop asking for notes to get you off work. It's your own fault you drank so much last night. Oh - and you owe us a bottle of single malt. Whatever's on offer at Tescos will do. See you in a couple of weeks. And get your hair cut! Love mum."

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning! I'm here in body, if not in mind.

Sorry I'm late. Got a note from my mum though.

It says "Your 37 for fucks sake - stop asking for notes to get you off work. It's your own fault you drank so much last night. Oh - and you owe us a bottle of single malt. Whatever's on offer at Tescos will do. See you in a couple of weeks. And get your hair cut! Love mum."

"

Haha great note... I'll let you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come "
haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho"

Lol that's true . Laying here waiting lol

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Sorry sir I didn't realise the time but I made it eventually

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Your assuming I'll stay? Oh sir that's made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, sorry I'm late but I got caught up in a quiz.

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Morning sir sorry I am late but I got locked in the broom cuboard with the caretaker took us ages to get out

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Your assuming I'll stay? Oh sir that's made me giggle!

"

I hit remove comment by accident ... dont be thinking I'm going soft.

You will do as your told.... dont make me call your parents!!!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Morning sir sorry I am late but I got locked in the broom cuboard with the caretaker took us ages to get out "
never trust a school caretaker! Dodgy as owt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho

Lol that's true . Laying here waiting lol "

Could I be excused to go and help the guy in need out sir

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho

Lol that's true . Laying here waiting lol

Could I be excused to go and help the guy in need out sir "

No tossing it off today I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho

Lol that's true . Laying here waiting lol

Could I be excused to go and help the guy in need out sir

No tossing it off today I'm afraid"

What if I just used my mouth sir would that be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho

Lol that's true . Laying here waiting lol

Could I be excused to go and help the guy in need out sir

No tossing it off today I'm afraid"

Plenty other ways than tossing so pls sir send her round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm here, ill get back to you on that one *yaaawnnnn*

I'll pull your tie to wake you up "

So is tie the code word in class now

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho

Lol that's true . Laying here waiting lol

Could I be excused to go and help the guy in need out sir

No tossing it off today I'm afraid

What if I just used my mouth sir would that be ok "

I don't understand. .. show me what you mean??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have decided not to turn up today because I want to stay in bed and you can't make me come haha no I probably couldn't make you cum...

I bet a few of the ladies could tho

Lol that's true . Laying here waiting lol

Could I be excused to go and help the guy in need out sir

No tossing it off today I'm afraid

What if I just used my mouth sir would that be ok I don't understand. .. show me what you mean??????"

I wouldn't use my hands at all sir if you come into the corridor sir I will show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I'm late to class... I was too busy

Having weird sex dreams to get here in time

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right


"Your assuming I'll stay? Oh sir that's made me giggle!

I hit remove comment by accident ... dont be thinking I'm going soft.

You will do as your told.... dont make me call your parents!!! "

Please sir don't! I'll try to be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF is happening in the corridor!?!? What kind if school is this? OFSTED would shut this down in a second...

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

This class is getting way too big... need a few prefects and an assistant I think to help keep order. Also need a sexual education teacher.... who's most qualified?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"WTF is happening in the corridor!?!? What kind if school is this? OFSTED would shut this down in a second..."
The ofsted inspector never seems to make it out of the corridor for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This class is getting way too big... need a few prefects and an assistant I think to help keep order. Also need a sexual education teacher.... who's most qualified? "

Me sir please pick me sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha!!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"This class is getting way too big... need a few prefects and an assistant I think to help keep order. Also need a sexual education teacher.... who's most qualified?

Me sir please pick me sir "

yes you can be perfect. .. I think you've earned it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol "

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be the school nurse,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late again Sir sorry! But I will still be working until 8pm and I did work all weekend!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ill be the school nurse, "
the job is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This class is getting way too big... need a few prefects and an assistant I think to help keep order. Also need a sexual education teacher.... who's most qualified?

Me sir please pick me sir yes you can be perfect. .. I think you've earned it"

Why thank you sir anything else you need doing

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Late again Sir sorry! But I will still be working until 8pm and I did work all weekend!"
no you was not.... you were tearing up my home town. I think the cane is coming out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill be the school nurse, the job is yours "

Thank you sir,.now wheres me thermometer

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"This class is getting way too big... need a few prefects and an assistant I think to help keep order. Also need a sexual education teacher.... who's most qualified?

Me sir please pick me sir yes you can be perfect. .. I think you've earned it

Why thank you sir anything else you need doing "

Yes I think I've blocked the staff toilet. ... there's a plunger in the store cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Late again Sir sorry! But I will still be working until 8pm and I did work all weekend! no you was not.... you were tearing up my home town. I think the cane is coming out"

went home early on Saturday Sir and was in work. Paddle yes but not the cane, canes are ouchie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This class is getting way too big... need a few prefects and an assistant I think to help keep order. Also need a sexual education teacher.... who's most qualified?

Me sir please pick me sir yes you can be perfect. .. I think you've earned it

Why thank you sir anything else you need doing

Yes I think I've blocked the staff toilet. ... there's a plunger in the store cupboard"

Is it a big plunger sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!! "

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just snuck in the back, late again - wonder if I got away with it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!! "

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"just snuck in the back, late again - wonder if I got away with it..."

I wish you could all be a bit more like this young man. .. he's been here all morning and I've not heard a peep from him.

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup"

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol "

Well of you're offering...

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering... "

If! Damn iPhone

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering... "

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings "

Hahaha sure! You might as well just dress me up however you like! Might need to get me some heels though, I doubt yours will fit!

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings "

Hahaha sure! You might as well just dress me up however you like! Might need to get me some heels though, I doubt yours will fit!

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over a year ago


"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings "

He said he was going to listen to The Cure - not Transvision Vamp!

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings

Hahaha sure! You might as well just dress me up however you like! Might need to get me some heels though, I doubt yours will fit! "

What size are you

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings

He said he was going to listen to The Cure - not Transvision Vamp!"

Hahaha I know! Maybe Minnie just wants to make me into a TV?

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings

Hahaha sure! You might as well just dress me up however you like! Might need to get me some heels though, I doubt yours will fit!

What size are you "

11, and red looks terrible on me!

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings

Hahaha sure! You might as well just dress me up however you like! Might need to get me some heels though, I doubt yours will fit!

What size are you

11, and red looks terrible on me! "

How about black then

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"Morning .................... skids into room and raises hand to ask "am I late?" ............. oh oooooops not again lol

Sir Class bukkake on Minnie minx for punishment!!

thank god u aint in charge !!!!! and he missed it !!!!

Hahaha, it was worth the try!! I'm alway missing out on class sex games!! It's so unfair- the world is such a cruel place- I'm going to go listen to the cure and wear makeup

Not gonna go the whole hog and borrow my dress then ? lol

Well of you're offering...

Do you want to borrow a spare pair of stockings

Hahaha sure! You might as well just dress me up however you like! Might need to get me some heels though, I doubt yours will fit!

What size are you

11, and red looks terrible on me!

How about black then "

That's more like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What exactly am I going to do in drag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

teach will love ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry sir, I'm late do I get a dt ??

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over a year ago


"Sorry sir, I'm late do I get a dt ?? "

A DP? Yeah I think so!

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over a year ago

Is that what happens when you get a dt lol

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"Is that what happens when you get a dt lol "

Yep maybe we should be late tomorrow

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"Is that what happens when you get a dt lol "

Almost always, happened to me twice last week- I still can't walk straight

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"Is that what happens when you get a dt lol

Almost always, happened to me twice last week- I still can't walk straight"

That will teach you

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over a year ago

Puts hand up sir" dttravis keeps passing me notes asking to see me boobs"

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over a year ago

British Goddess has got her hand up sir!!!! wonder if Sir is enjoying it !! lol

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"British Goddess has got her hand up sir!!!! wonder if Sir is enjoying it !! lol "

By the smile on his face o would say yes

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over a year ago


"Puts hand up sir" dttravis keeps passing me notes asking to see me boobs" "

Sir!! She's lying I think she needs punishing now! Quick!

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"British Goddess has got her hand up sir!!!! wonder if Sir is enjoying it !! lol

By the smile on his face o would say yes "

I think Sir's sleeping!! Quick everyone! Class party :P

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Please.... I call for calm

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"British Goddess has got her hand up sir!!!! wonder if Sir is enjoying it !! lol

By the smile on his face o would say yes "

and he's gone very very quiet lol he must have taken his eye off the ball lol chaos is gonna ensue lol

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"Please.... I call for calm"

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

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"Please.... I call for calm"

Boooo!!

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"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did, "

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

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"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!! "

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

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over a year ago

Sir my parents have asked if I could have some private classes, as I'm failing in biology

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"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. " "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!"

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"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within. "

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha

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"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha "

I dread to think what you will have us girls doing she says smiling sweetly

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over a year ago


"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!""

Hehe, big smile and glint in eye, asks dttravis if he's going to sit with me for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!"

Hehe, big smile and glint in eye, asks dttravis if he's going to sit with me for lunch. "

Hehe, Hmmm depends if you're going to share your pudding with me?? ....

the answer is yes either way

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha "

you can't come into the interview with that cock out mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!"

Hehe, big smile and glint in eye, asks dttravis if he's going to sit with me for lunch.

Hehe, Hmmm depends if you're going to share your pudding with me?? ....

the answer is yes either way "

Of course I share my pudding with you as long as I get something in return hehe

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over a year ago


"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!"

Hehe, big smile and glint in eye, asks dttravis if he's going to sit with me for lunch.

Hehe, Hmmm depends if you're going to share your pudding with me?? ....

the answer is yes either way

Of course I share my pudding with you as long as I get something in return hehe "

Most certainly, whatever would you want in return?

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"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha

I dread to think what you will have us girls doing she says smiling sweetly "

Hopefully biology lol.

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over a year ago


"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha you can't come into the interview with that cock out mate"

Why the hell not? What kinda school are you running here??!?

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!"

Hehe, big smile and glint in eye, asks dttravis if he's going to sit with me for lunch.

Hehe, Hmmm depends if you're going to share your pudding with me?? ....

the answer is yes either way

Of course I share my pudding with you as lo

ng as I get something in return hehe

Most certainly, whatever would you want in return? "

Something that fills me up lol

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"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha

I dread to think what you will have us girls doing she says smiling sweetly

Hopefully biology lol. "

Yes we're going to start with the female anatomy, ahem

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over a year ago


"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha you can't come into the interview with that cock out mate"

Should I take him into the corridor sir

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha you can't come into the interview with that cock out mate

Why the hell not? What kinda school are you running here??!? "

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!"

Hehe, big smile and glint in eye, asks dttravis if he's going to sit with me for lunch.

Hehe, Hmmm depends if you're going to share your pudding with me?? ....

the answer is yes either way

Of course I share my pudding with you as lo

ng as I get something in return hehe

Most certainly, whatever would you want in return?

Something that fills me up lol "

I think I have something for you here... You'll need to open wide though!

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please.... I call for calm

But sir dttravis is trying to get me into trouble he did sir he did,

Sir, she's lying again, and she keeps passing me notes saying that she wants to see me naked!!

Twists her hair round her fingers looks and innocent and says " sir, I'm a good girl me, dttravis just wants too see sir can my arse. "

Damn, she's good- must be a mind reader... "Sir... Britishgoddess just wants to see me get dp'd for her own pleasure!"

Hehe, big smile and glint in eye, asks dttravis if he's going to sit with me for lunch.

Hehe, Hmmm depends if you're going to share your pudding with me?? ....

the answer is yes either way

Of course I share my pudding with you as lo

ng as I get something in return hehe

Most certainly, whatever would you want in return?

Something that fills me up lol

I think I have something for you here... You'll need to open wide though! "

Hehe

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over a year ago

Hand up waving crazily, "Sir, sir, I need the toilet!"

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"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha you can't come into the interview with that cock out mate

Should I take him into the corridor sir "

Maybe if you bring britishgoddess with you too...

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"Class Teacher Wanted. Apply within.

I'm in! I actually have 3 years teaching experience! Mwahahahaha you can't come into the interview with that cock out mate

Should I take him into the corridor sir

Maybe if you bring britishgoddess with you too... "

Ok if you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope everyone has d*unk their milk or else Sir will punish you and I'll watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get Nesquik?

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"I hope everyone has d*unk their milk or else Sir will punish you and I'll watch "

Didn't drink mine it was warm is that a good enough excuse

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mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!! "

Was it a bit in the thick side

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

Was it a bit in the thick side "

yeah

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

Was it a bit in the thick side

yeah "

Did you swallow or spit it out

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

Was it a bit in the thick side

yeah

Did you swallow or spit it out "

Julie was standing next to me and I was too scared to spit it out so swallowed every last drop!!!!

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

Was it a bit in the thick side

yeah

Did you swallow or spit it out "

Did you find the milk in the corridor?

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

Was it a bit in the thick side

yeah

Did you swallow or spit it out

Did you find the milk in the corridor? "

I drank something in the corridor but defo wasn't milk

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

Was it a bit in the thick side

yeah

Did you swallow or spit it out

Did you find the milk in the corridor? "

no u gave it to bugger

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"mine tasted funny not like milk at all!!

Was it a bit in the thick side

yeah

Did you swallow or spit it out

Did you find the milk in the corridor?

no u gave it to bugger "

Lol! I was just giving what everyone wanted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More drinking less talking or else I'm dobbing Oh and yes you need to swallow it all down

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"More drinking less talking or else I'm dobbing Oh and yes you need to swallow it all down "

Yes class, she's correct- perfect example!

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I've been good mine has all gone!

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