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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

For example, I can drink a pint and scratch me dick

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

Yes.

I am the master at cumming, farting, rolling off, and falling asleep…..all in one highly choreographed move.

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

You'll have a nicer pint and dick scratch if you spent quality time with each (heart emjoi)

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By *cnugatugMan
6 weeks ago

Chatham

Currently drinking tea eating a burger browsing fab and watching monkey world in TV so yup definitely multi tasking right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago


"Yes.

I am the master at cumming, farting, rolling off, and falling asleep…..all in one highly choreographed move. "

Every time you fart ?

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Currently drinking tea eating a burger browsing fab and watching monkey world in TV so yup definitely multi tasking right now "

Can't beat Monkey World, unless you go Border Patrol 🤣

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By *olfandtazCouple
6 weeks ago

Bristol

I can look good and piss people off at the same time without trying lol

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By *cnugatugMan
6 weeks ago

Chatham


"Currently drinking tea eating a burger browsing fab and watching monkey world in TV so yup definitely multi tasking right now

Can't beat Monkey World, unless you go Border Patrol 🤣"
lol that's true

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By *929Man
6 weeks ago

newcastle

No I’m useless at it even cooking more than 2 things at once is practically impossible unless all can be shoved in the oven for same time length

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By *oontuneMan
6 weeks ago

Menston


"No I’m useless at it even cooking more than 2 things at once is practically impossible unless all can be shoved in the oven for same time length "

That's two of us then.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I can drink tea, dunk biscuits, work and also send FAF messages to ladies on Fab

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m so good at multitasking that it’s made me question my gender identity.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Of course - I am on a Teams call right now discussing Simulink modular architecture of an Electronic Engine Controller, looking at naked ladies and dicking about on the forum.

Just answered a flirty message on WhatsApp too

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By *oontuneMan
6 weeks ago

Menston

Definitely not a Ruston RK then.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

The Mr manages to fall asleep then breakdance and steal all the covers during said sleep if that counts.

Mrs

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Definitely not a Ruston RK then. "

Errr…Nooo

😂

🫡fellow engineer!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"The Mr manages to fall asleep then breakdance and steal all the covers during said sleep if that counts.

Mrs "

Are you saying he’s not good in bed? 😂

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By *ot really famousMan
6 weeks ago

monaghan


"For example, I can drink a pint and scratch me dick"
...that sort of behaviour is frowned upon in my local...

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By *luttTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Duns

Fun fact; no one can multi-task.

Humans can only concentrate on one thing at a time; people who “multi-task” are actually just good at switching between two (or more) thought processes at once.

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

They can message multiple women at the same telling them all how amazing each one is.

So yes, they can.

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By *yreGuy99Man
6 weeks ago

Doesn't matter

I can mess up 5 different things at once. I'm not sure if that's a skill in itself haha.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"They can message multiple women at the same telling them all how amazing each one is.

So yes, they can. "

It might very well be true though, there’s lots of amazing women

the copy and paste messages do take the heartfelt edge off though 🙄

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Fun fact; no one can multi-task.

Humans can only concentrate on one thing at a time; people who “multi-task” are actually just good at switching between two (or more) thought processes at once."

This is true. I saw a documentary on this. It’s FACT

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

Yes. All my years as a chef taught me how.👨‍🍳

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Fun fact; no one can multi-task.

Humans can only concentrate on one thing at a time; people who “multi-task” are actually just good at switching between two (or more) thought processes at once.

This is true. I saw a documentary on this. It’s FACT"

I concur. I crashed my car into a ditch once because I couldn't drive AND sing along to the Kinks at the same time...

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Fun fact; no one can multi-task.

Humans can only concentrate on one thing at a time; people who “multi-task” are actually just good at switching between two (or more) thought processes at once.

This is true. I saw a documentary on this. It’s FACT

I concur. I crashed my car into a ditch once because I couldn't drive AND sing along to the Kinks at the same time..."

😂 Do you also have to turn down the radio to see better?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Fun fact; no one can multi-task.

Humans can only concentrate on one thing at a time; people who “multi-task” are actually just good at switching between two (or more) thought processes at once.

This is true. I saw a documentary on this. It’s FACT

I concur. I crashed my car into a ditch once because I couldn't drive AND sing along to the Kinks at the same time...

😂 Do you also have to turn down the radio to see better?"

Maybe ....

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Fun fact; no one can multi-task.

Humans can only concentrate on one thing at a time; people who “multi-task” are actually just good at switching between two (or more) thought processes at once.

This is true. I saw a documentary on this. It’s FACT"

If you want to see an amazing example of multi-tasking the Apache Helicopter pilots and their head up displays and helmet ‘monocle’ are incredible. Very few army helicopter pilots get to qualify to fly it, they have to learn to train their eyes to work independently of each other – while the right eye sees the flight and weapons information in the helmet's monocle, their left eye is looking outside the aircraft, at the instrument panel etc. An Apache pilot said it was like trying to play a PlayStation game in one eye whilst driving in London traffic using the other… 🤯

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

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By *oontuneMan
6 weeks ago

Menston

I was driving in traffic in London and the guy that crashed into me turned out to be an Apache pilot.

Bastard.

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By *oontuneMan
6 weeks ago

Menston

I think he was playing Mario cart at the time.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I was driving in traffic in London and the guy that crashed into me turned out to be an Apache pilot.

Bastard."

He was probably listening to the radio and singing along to a Kinks number…

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"I was driving in traffic in London and the guy that crashed into me turned out to be an Apache pilot.

Bastard.

He was probably listening to the radio and singing along to a Kinks number…"

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor


"Fun fact; no one can multi-task.

Humans can only concentrate on one thing at a time; people who “multi-task” are actually just good at switching between two (or more) thought processes at once.

This is true. I saw a documentary on this. It’s FACT

I concur. I crashed my car into a ditch once because I couldn't drive AND sing along to the Kinks at the same time..."

Notr to self: Don't accept a lift from Nellie...

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can watch porn and wank at the same time

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