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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Man 'flu.

It's not like any man 'flu others have ever experienced.

It is, of course, much worse than any other man 'flu ever.

But I beat my heroic, manly, hairy chest to fight this monster head on, for I am unbowed!

I do want my Mum though, obvs.

😘😘 xx

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By *oo..Woman
8 weeks ago

Boo's World

Don't sneeze on anyone else 😷

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Don't sneeze on anyone else 😷"

You're mean!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
8 weeks ago

barnstaple

Have you made a Will?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You have my sympathy my brother; Man flu is no trifling matter.

I shall prepare the intravenous Lemsip drip.

Original or blackcurrant flavour? 😜

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Have you made a Will? "

😡😤🤬🤬😠!!!

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By *oo..Woman
8 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Don't sneeze on anyone else 😷

You're mean!"

Why?

I never told you to "man up Klunge"🤭

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You have my sympathy my brother; Man flu is no trifling matter.

I shall prepare the intravenous Lemsip drip.

Original or blackcurrant flavour? 😜

"

Only a fellow hero-warrior like you can understand the plight Sensual!

Blackcurrant please - reminds me of Ribena as a kid 😋😋😋.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Don't sneeze on anyone else 😷

You're mean!

Why?

I never told you to "man up Klunge"🤭"

🤨

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading

Go die quietly in bed.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Go die quietly in bed. "

No!!!

I'll die noisily thank you!

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

What do you want on your headstone?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"What do you want on your headstone?"

Here lies Nicky, transitioning to become a polterfoof in all the mean girls!!!

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By * WillisMan
8 weeks ago

London

Apparently Man flus real, there’s also woman flu but no one really cares about that

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By *urbo TedMan
8 weeks ago

Stansted


"Man 'flu.

It's not like any man 'flu others have ever experienced.

It is, of course, much worse than any other man 'flu ever.

But I beat my heroic, manly, hairy chest to fight this monster head on, for I am unbowed!

I do want my Mum though, obvs.

😘😘 xx"

You have my sympathy fella. Kudos that you've mustered the strength to type a post.

Heading to shop, do you want some lucozade?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

B Willis and Turbo Ted - my brothers 💙.

Our pain is real.

Original Lucozade and a packet of Minstrels please?

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Mate 🫂

I’ll get a priest on standby.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mate 🫂

I’ll get a priest on standby. "

Can you give him a packet of Minstrels too please mate?

They may be my last.....

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By *urbo TedMan
8 weeks ago

Stansted


"B Willis and Turbo Ted - my brothers 💙.

Our pain is real.

Original Lucozade and a packet of Minstrels please?

"

No problem fella, stay strong, lucozade and minstrels it is.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"B Willis and Turbo Ted - my brothers 💙.

Our pain is real.

Original Lucozade and a packet of Minstrels please?

No problem fella, stay strong, lucozade and minstrels it is. "

Only men can understand this pain!

Every man 'flu, even worse than the previous one visited upon a brother.

But do we moan!?

Well, yes...but that's beside the point..

We are warriors!!

With Lucozade and Minstrels our weapons.

Unbowed, heroic, battered....never beaten.

Right....off to cuddle a soft, fluffy pillow.

Catch up with you all later (assuming I don't die, obvs) 💙❤️ xx

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental


"Mate 🫂

I’ll get a priest on standby.

Can you give him a packet of Minstrels too please mate?

They may be my last....."

For you, I’ll send him with two.

May as well check out in velvety chocolate bliss.

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"B Willis and Turbo Ted - my brothers 💙.

Our pain is real.

Original Lucozade and a packet of Minstrels please?

"

And a tin of Heinz cream of chicken. It's the law.

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By *appytochatMan
8 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Snap... Currently fighting off the man flu also. 2 days wrapped up in pj's and a hoodie under the duvet.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Snap... Currently fighting off the man flu also. 2 days wrapped up in pj's and a hoodie under the duvet. "

I've lifted my head off my fluffy white pillow to respond and sympathise bro'. It's grim innit?

How are your muscles and joints - mine have just given up and flounced off into a corner to sulk 😆😭.

John, Zagato - soup, Minstrels, death....there are worse exits....x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whenever I am struck down mercilessly with this most heinous of malady’s, I like to have an 1980’s, balls out macho, fighting playlist on emergency standby.

‘Eye of the Tiger’, from Rocky 3,

‘You’re The Best’ from the original, The Karate Kid,

and ‘Fight To Survive’ from Bloodsport

Upon subsequent listening, I grow an instantaneous Grizzly Adams style beard and my balls swell to mighty proportions as a direct result of the sudden bequeathed testosterone boost - which helps me to fight on and prevail in this most Herculean of battles 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *appytochatMan
8 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest


"Snap... Currently fighting off the man flu also. 2 days wrapped up in pj's and a hoodie under the duvet.

I've lifted my head off my fluffy white pillow to respond and sympathise bro'. It's grim innit?

How are your muscles and joints - mine have just given up and flounced off into a corner to sulk 😆😭.

John, Zagato - soup, Minstrels, death....there are worse exits....x"

Mine are making a recovery... Just forced myself into a hot bath which I think helped.

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