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"Gutted, I really wanted to talk about how much of a nawty, dirty girl I am. " I think that would be acceptable to;) haha | |||
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"Gutted, I really wanted to talk about how much of a nawty, dirty girl I am. " Well….I can make an exception just for you 😜 | |||
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"Gutted, I really wanted to talk about how much of a nawty, dirty girl I am. " My PM is always open for such confessions | |||
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"My welly got stuck in the mud in the middle of my allotment as I was running over it, I went face 1st into the soil, it had been raining for 3 days, I had to get in my car with a full frontal mud splatter & drive home" Full frontal splatter 🤪😈 | |||
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"Another one was pulling down an old lath and plaster ceiling in a bungalow, loft was full of soot which typical of houses that age was absolutely covered in it haha " Done that too- wore goggles and a mask...looked like some sort of weird panda when i finished . Not sure if was beaten by the day i had to change the drive chain on an old goods lift, i had grease and grime in areas i didn't even know existed | |||
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"being covered in alllll of the bodily fluids (no, not like that 😂). at work. head to toe. it's a regular occurrence. Px 🦆" Same..joy 🤣 | |||
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"I am a dirty old man, I have always worked with waste , cow slurry etc . not keen on showers , I do have a bath occasionally. " You’re going to do just fine on here…. | |||
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"An explosive release from a large vacuum sewage system onboard a cruise liner during maintenance. I wasn’t even working on it, I was just passing through the compartment. I was heaving for weeks… 🤢🤮" Anyone serve at Kandahar Airfield and remember the poo pond!! | |||
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"An explosive release from a large vacuum sewage system onboard a cruise liner during maintenance. I wasn’t even working on it, I was just passing through the compartment. I was heaving for weeks… 🤢🤮 Anyone serve at Kandahar Airfield and remember the poo pond!!" Oh jeez 🤮 burn barrels and ponds… Smell doesn’t qualify as getting dirty though 😂 | |||
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"In my late teens / early twenties, I worked as an environmental drilling engineer. Ever seen those trailer-sized tracked drilling rigs at motorway services, normally boring holes around the petrol station? They're drilling for contamination near the underground fuel tanks. Normally happens if they notice a certain amount of fuel hasn't been accounted for, as the tank might have a leak. That's what I used to do. 😄 The time I was the dirtiest (and haven't been since) was drilling while down in Kent. To ensure the drilling equipment doesn't overheat from friction (due to metal grinding against rock and tough sediment), a constant stream of cold water is pumped down through the middle of the augers (the large corkscrew sections). Now and again, the water pressure builds up as you drill down and you need to slow the rotation, pull everything back out a little. Few inches or so, to relieve the pressure before continuing. Drilling as normal, but it suddenly slows to about half speed. Nothing out of the ordinary, as it happens sometimes. The pressure gauge is twitching like crazy, so as always, we follow procedure. Slow down and lift up. A gigantic gush of chalky water (also mixed with chunks of chalk) shoots up through the middle of the augers, spraying wildly into the air like a geyser. It coats everything within a large radius, with wet and sticky chalk. Bearing in mind I'm already plastered from cleaning off the augers most of the day. Wet chalk is a bastard to get off. It's worse than clay lol. Everyone and everything in the splash zone was pure white. You couldn't see who was who, it was mental. 😂 I was finding chalk in random places for ages, even after showering multiple times lol." This is epic 😂 Would loved to have seen everyone looking like Warboys from Mad Max | |||
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"This is epic 😂 Would loved to have seen everyone looking like Warboys from Mad Max" It definitely wasn't mediocre lol. I've remembered that for over 20 years. It's the one moment in my relatively short drilling career that was hilarious, as bloody filthy as it was at the time. Shame we never took any photos. Would have loved to see the state of everyone again. 😄 | |||
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