FabSwingers.com forum: Food porn

By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

In your best nigella voice let’s have your best soft food porn description of a meal that has you drooling

Or just the meal without the sexy description

Show me a perfect Burger and I’ve died and gone to heaven

it’s a juicy, meaty, greasily satisfying, sticky finger making, cheese oozing beauty, sandwiched between two pert toasted buns

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m having a long, hard, French stick. Filled with salty, and crispy meat. Utterly divine smoked bacon, succulent and juicy, fat sausage. Creamy, tangy, gooey cheese.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Watch the film ‘Chef’ with scarlet johansson and John favreau

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"I’m having a long, hard, French stick. Filled with salty, and crispy meat. Utterly divine smoked bacon, succulent and juicy, fat sausage. Creamy, tangy, gooey cheese. "

I like it great description

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"Watch the film ‘Chef’ with scarlet johansson and John favreau

Is that the food truck one

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Watch the film ‘Chef’ with scarlet johansson and John favreau

Is that the food truck one "

Yeah.

Had us both drawling terrible

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle in a sandwich - it’s pure sex 👹

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Nigella: “Now here is something hot and seductive that your tongue just BEGS to savour…sweet tasting and hot…mmmm…it’s tempting to slide your finger in the hole in the middle but just open your mouth and dabble your tongue instead, you can finish it off with your fingers later”

(Baked Apple)

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Nigella: “on a cold day, what could be better than sliding something warm into your mouth? You can handle this quite happily and, believe me, it can take some hard massaging. Get those manicured hands right in and knead it. You’ll notice it will change shape and when you’re happy with it, it’s ready. Heat it up and it’s ready for a roll. A little homemade sauce and it’s all yours…slide it in and give it a gentle nibble”

(Sausage in a bread roll)

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Nigella says: you can tell when it’s nearly ready as it changes colour, when one side is hot, give it a toss - use a jerking wrist action and then it’s almost ready….serve with a sprinkling of sugar on the end and add your own juice if you like. I like at least three but you can have as many as you can take”

(Pancakes)

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Nigella: “pull the skin down from the head and gently scour your front teeth around - depending on how mature it is, you should get a good load”

(Smegma)

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

^^^^ that one’s for you, Sam! ^^^^^

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

"In your best nigella voice let’s have your best soft food porn description of a meal that has you drooling

Or just the meal without the sexy description

Show me a perfect Burger and I’ve died and gone to heaven

it’s a juicy, meaty, greasily satisfying, sticky finger making, cheese oozing beauty, sandwiched between two pert toasted buns"

Are you describing a burger, or anal sex?🍔

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"it's like having unicorns have sex in your mouth and cover your tongue in glittery rainbow cum".

Me describing eating bread fresh out of the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I have a feeling that you might enjoy this. 🤭

https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I?si=MlmLD_mpxttqGlmN

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

Personally this does it for me 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPDWLpurv0&pp=ygUaZmFzdCBzaG93IG5vcnRoZXJuIG5pZ2VsbGE%3D

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Personally this does it for me 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPDWLpurv0&pp=ygUaZmFzdCBzaG93IG5vcnRoZXJuIG5pZ2VsbGE%3D"

Sigh.

/unzips

Haha, love me some cheesy peas. The variations of that sketch are legendary. 😂

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"Watch the film ‘Chef’ with scarlet johansson and John favreau

Is that the food truck one

Yeah.

Had us both drawling terrible

Didn’t think I’d like it but I did

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"Personally this does it for me 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPDWLpurv0&pp=ygUaZmFzdCBzaG93IG5vcnRoZXJuIG5pZ2VsbGE%3D

Sigh.

/unzips

Haha, love me some cheesy peas. The variations of that sketch are legendary. 😂"

It was the original series with the ‘chocolate cheesy peas, now avaliable in strawberry flavour’ that always cracked me right up!

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