FabSwingers.com forum: A Statistical Analysis Of Your Messages On Behalf Of Sydney University

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks 👍🏻

Some quickie questions for you all:

1. How many unsolicited messages have you received today?

2. Of the said messages that you have thus far read, how many have been respectfully worded and are comprised of more than the obligatory, ‘Hi - FAF?’ and the like?

3. How many random photos depicting genitalia in various states of arousal have you received today?

Sydney University thanks you for your cooperation in advance 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

1. 0

2. 0

3. 0

This is the first time I've heard an Aussie say 'ey up'.

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By *hris0808Man
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

I thought I only carried out research on behalf of Sydney University??

Glad to meet a fellow professor

All in the aid of research

Keep up the life changing research

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"1. 0

2. 0

3. 0

This is the first time I've heard an Aussie say 'ey up'."

Fair dinkum; g’day 👍🏻😜

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

At a quick glance I'd say 40 seem to be whole sentences.

About half have a picture attached but I haven't opened them so I don't know what it is yet, the excitement!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
6 weeks ago

Portsmouth

A few

Most

A few

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I thought I only carried out research on behalf of Sydney University??

Glad to meet a fellow professor

All in the aid of research

Keep up the life changing research"

I was formerly garnering data for Brisbane Uni but they ejected me on account of my rather dubious statistical procurement methods…. 😳😳

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By *IXEN200Woman
6 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

For the first time I a while

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Miracles can and do happen,

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 weeks ago

Cheltenham

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 weeks ago

Cheltenham

3,3,0

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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At a quick glance I'd say 40 seem to be whole sentences.

About half have a picture attached but I haven't opened them so I don't know what it is yet, the excitement! "

Wha…what? Whole sentences you say?! 😱 Such things surely cannot be 😜

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

1. No idea. Whenever I'm online I usually flick to new messages and delete any less than 4 words without really registering them on the count every few minutes, when I'm done replying to someone I delete the message thread too.

2. I've sent 14 replies to new message threads so far today, so probably 14.

3. Too many to count. If the message was 4 words or less and had an attachment it was never opened to see if it was the assumed penis. But plenty of unfortunately witnessed dick pics too.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"1. No idea. Whenever I'm online I usually flick to new messages and delete any less than 4 words without really registering them on the count every few minutes, when I'm done replying to someone I delete the message thread too.

2. I've sent 14 replies to new message threads so far today, so probably 14.

3. Too many to count. If the message was 4 words or less and had an attachment it was never opened to see if it was the assumed penis. But plenty of unfortunately witnessed dick pics too."

Ahhh just as I suspected; a definite correlation between messages containing fewer words and the likely addition of a phallus attached.

Science is great stuff indeed 👍🏻😜

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

It's a good day.

Mrs

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