FabSwingers.com forum: Hostage Sandwich

By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

Just wondered if anyone on here likes a Hostage Sandwich and how they like them. I'm a ketchup man on mine.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

A what now?

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

I do not hold sandwiches against their will.

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By *iker JackMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Will I regret typing this into my search engine

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Will I regret typing this into my search engine "

I did and nowt came up. Maybe it’s a typo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

"A what now?"

Can't beat a nice Richmonds Hostage

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By *vaRose43Woman
6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

To my knowledge I’ve never eaten a sandwich against its will

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"A what now?

Can't beat a nice Richmonds Hostage"

Oh is it a sausage? Richmond’s ewwwwww yuk

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By *B69Woman
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire

How am I meant to eat it with my hands tied

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Hostage? Hmm, I'm going to say... that has a bit of a BBQ feel to it.

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Burley

Starmer is an idiot.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Starmer is an idiot."

🤣 does he eat richmonds?

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Starmer is an idiot."

What’s that to do with sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I prefer hostage & mash.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

Would I get Stuckham Syndrome?

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Burley

"Starmer is an idiot.

What’s that to do with sandwiches? "

He referred to Israeli hostages in a speech and called them sausages. He really is an idiot if he can't say a simple word correctly.

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By *vaRose43Woman
6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I’m partial to a good tomato hostage grilled, on crusty white bread with lashings of butter

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

By Heck, you can't beat a good hostage sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I don’t believe that the Israeli’s will want the return of the sausages.

Unless they’re beef, chicken or turkey then they’re not Kosher.

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

How many sandwiches succumb to "Stockholm Syndrome"?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"Starmer is an idiot.

🤣 does he eat richmonds?"

Wasn't Richmond William Hagues constituency ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

"Starmer is an idiot.

🤣 does he eat richmonds?

Wasn't Richmond William Hagues constituency ? "

Hague loved a Hostage.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Starmer is an idiot.

🤣 does he eat richmonds?

Wasn't Richmond William Hagues constituency ? "

Yeah the Richmond up north

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Give me all your money or the Ham and Egg Sarnie goes out of the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I'd love a Montecristo right now.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"How am I meant to eat it with my hands tied"

Do I really need to tell you how to eat sausage with your hands tied behind your back and blindfolded?

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By *valanche1001Man
6 weeks ago

Leeds

It was a very strange word flub, it will haunt starmer for years!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Starmer is an idiot.

What’s that to do with sandwiches?

He referred to Israeli hostages in a speech and called them sausages. He really is an idiot if he can't say a simple word correctly."

Of course you’ve never fumbled a televised speech or misspoken… or made a typo in your snarky forum replies..

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"How am I meant to eat it with my hands tied

Do I really need to tell you how to eat sausage with your hands tied behind your back and blindfolded?"

Not on this site surely!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

I don’t recognise this sandwich.

That’s a wrap.

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By *ertcamembertMan
6 weeks ago

Reading area

"Will I regret typing this into my search engine

I did and nowt came up. Maybe it’s a typo "
Here's a clue - Two tier free gear

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By *B69Woman
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire

"How am I meant to eat it with my hands tied

Do I really need to tell you how to eat sausage with your hands tied behind your back and blindfolded?"

You may need to remind me again

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By *ornycougaWoman
6 weeks ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

If its a vegan hostage I'm down

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"How am I meant to eat it with my hands tied

Do I really need to tell you how to eat sausage with your hands tied behind your back and blindfolded?

You may need to remind me again

I'll get the Richmond Thins in this time.

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Burley

"Starmer is an idiot.

What’s that to do with sandwiches?

He referred to Israeli hostages in a speech and called them sausages. He really is an idiot if he can't say a simple word correctly.

Of course you’ve never fumbled a televised speech or misspoken… or made a typo in your snarky forum replies..

Well, maybe back when I was leader of a first world country reading a teleprompter at an important conference about a very emotive subject concerning children k*dnapped by terrorists, I might have made a mistake or two and referred to murderous k*dnapping terrorists as terrapins, but never on here. It's far too important

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By *allguynowMan
6 weeks ago

durham

Release all sausages immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

If I'm in Scotland I'll have a Lorne Hostage

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

No my sandwiches are always free to leave my plate at any time.

The mr

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Free the sandwich four.

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

"It was a very strange word flub, it will haunt starmer for years! "

I think he'd skipped breakfast and was hungry.

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By *moothdickMan
6 weeks ago

stoke

They are being held in Richmond, by the two tier starmer brigade, who are very distinguished by having egg on their faces….

In other news, either red or brown but there as to be pepper on it, oh and butter

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