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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

This is for those long standing forumites or boomerangs.

I was on here a good while ago and there was a few fun threads that were entertaining.

The status shuffle or the Christmas username change.

It was where you were paired off and your partner came up with a suitable status or name to attract the wrong sort of attention!!

Also wind up threads thick with sarcasm were also funny. Some people deserved awards for their efforts.

So what do you miss and should we bring them back?

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

The Nocturnal Thread. We miss it.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

There was a status swap recently.

I miss ask the the oracle, auntie Wendy agony aunt, do you have a TV in your bedroom. Creative, funny regular threads.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"The Nocturnal Thread. We miss it."

Ahh yes for the night owls and those like myself with irregular sleep patterns.

I vote we get that started and maybe a few of us insomniacs can share the load

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

The Annual Fab Awards

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"There was a status swap recently.

I miss ask the the oracle, auntie Wendy agony aunt, do you have a TV in your bedroom. Creative, funny regular threads. "

I did one a few months ago, it turned out ok.

Not sure if it was mine you are talking about.

I have seen the TV one, it did have some funny responses.

Sometimes we get creative ones and kudos to those outside the box thinkers

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

White shirt Wednesday.. Might bring it back

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"The Annual Fab Awards "

Ahh yes

Most flirty etc

Definitely need to bring those back.

Trying to remember the category’s

We have best bum, penis and tits all the time.

They should be included but also best sense of humour.

Most sarcastic

The helpful award

Dirtiest mind

Just a few ideas

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"White shirt Wednesday.. Might bring it back "

I look pretty decent in a white shirt, i may even go for that one myself

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

The discussions and open information sharing. The occasional debate that didn’t descend into name calling or argument.

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental


"The Annual Fab Awards

Ahh yes

Most flirty etc

Definitely need to bring those back.

Trying to remember the category’s

We have best bum, penis and tits all the time.

They should be included but also best sense of humour.

Most sarcastic

The helpful award

Dirtiest mind

Just a few ideas"

Funniest thread

Best thread

Best rainbow penis

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Jim and his untouched threads 😞

The mr

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"The discussions and open information sharing. The occasional debate that didn’t descend into name calling or argument. "

What sort of discussions are you talking about as we seem to have many.

Loads of Dad bod vs Gym Bod, Penis size, and boob size.

They rarely descend into arguments 😂

But seriously any suggestion Tea Monkey?

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I miss those folks that actually wanted to bring others together and weren’t just about their own interests. Those that tried hard to build community and friendships. Those that wanted to share interests, information and grow understanding as opposed to divisions and sowing discord

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The discussions and open information sharing. The occasional debate that didn’t descend into name calling or argument.

What sort of discussions are you talking about as we seem to have many.

Loads of Dad bod vs Gym Bod, Penis size, and boob size.

They rarely descend into arguments 😂

But seriously any suggestion Tea Monkey?"

I try to post the things that I would like. I’m always looking to be the change

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"The Annual Fab Awards

Ahh yes

Most flirty etc

Definitely need to bring those back.

Trying to remember the category’s

We have best bum, penis and tits all the time.

They should be included but also best sense of humour.

Most sarcastic

The helpful award

Dirtiest mind

Just a few ideas

Funniest thread

Best thread

Best rainbow penis "

We will have to reinstate the Fab awards and i know who the bookie’s favourite for Best Rainbow Penis is 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss those folks that actually wanted to bring others together and weren’t just about their own interests. Those that tried hard to build community and friendships. Those that wanted to share interests, information and grow understanding as opposed to divisions and sowing discord "

I like this sentiment Tea Monkey.

I agree it is a community and there are a few who help keep it that way.

A few names spring to mind such as yourself, Meli, Mobilebottom, Flat Caps, John Wick, Bad Nanna, Nero, Knights of the Coffee Table to mention a few.

Sorry if I have missed anyone out but there is a long list of positive people who make the forum a welcoming community.

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By *lder.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not Local

I used to be able to write more years back, I could indulge my love of great long wordy paragraphs. I dont really know what the subjects were though (which is helpful) And threads used to move really fast, with people quoting others and adding their words, so by the time you had written a response the thread had changed direction 12 times and what I wrote was no longer relevant.

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

I miss Lickety 😞

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Boings.

I may do a thread soon actually 😆

Also the Friday tightey whitey thread was my favourite

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"The Annual Fab Awards "

Yes! They were great and really funny! Too many people get upset about them these days. Damn shame

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I used to be able to write more years back, I could indulge my love of great long wordy paragraphs. I dont really know what the subjects were though (which is helpful) And threads used to move really fast, with people quoting others and adding their words, so by the time you had written a response the thread had changed direction 12 times and what I wrote was no longer relevant. "

Ahhh the thread hijackers, if i start a thread i also try to reply to everyone but i am a slow typer so have the same problem.

I like the long well thought out threads of substance it’s much better than the, Who loves Anal” or “Rate my penis” threads.

Get typing again and i look forward to seeing your threads 😊

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss Lickety 😞"

I heard she passed, it was very sad 😔

I vaguely remember her when i was on here many years ago.

I always say, “no one is ever really gone as long as we remember them in our hearts and minds”

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Absolutely nothing because they all get recycled at some point.

Would love to see some more originality but those kinds of threads usually end up getting derailed.

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By *viatrixWoman
6 weeks ago

Redhill

I don’t miss any of that. At all.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I miss those folks that actually wanted to bring others together and weren’t just about their own interests. Those that tried hard to build community and friendships. Those that wanted to share interests, information and grow understanding as opposed to divisions and sowing discord "

This

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By *zeroMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

The bizarre amount of Jaqueline Jossa threads.

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By *iker JackMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I tried to start a thread the other day where each day it would evolve. Like a learning one to do with kink etc

Died on its ass or arse but it died anyway

I used to like the more fun ones of changing your status etc.

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

I just miss my marbles.

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

Those threads got me into so much trouble.

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Tow bar up the bum threads

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Tow bar up the bum "

You can use ours if you like big man

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The people that were actually funny. They all disappeared around the same time… weird.

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Tow bar up the bum

You can use ours if you like big man "

Thanks but I don’t own a car currently & running dangerously low on lube ! I’ll keep you in mind for better days….

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"The people that were actually funny. They all disappeared around the same time… weird."

The Dr guy! I miss him

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"The people that were actually funny. They all disappeared around the same time… weird.

The Dr guy! I miss him "

He was hilarious… once I got his extremely dark sense of humour.

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By *emorefridaCouple
6 weeks ago

La la land


"I miss those folks that actually wanted to bring others together and weren’t just about their own interests. Those that tried hard to build community and friendships. Those that wanted to share interests, information and grow understanding as opposed to divisions and sowing discord "

I'll just agree with Tea here, and I'll add the threads where people debated with each other but was done respectfully. We don't all have to agree all the time.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Princess Peach’s advice line. Bloody hilarious.

TV in your bedroom

Tame’s ridiculous thread shed topics

Just Pete’s song lyrics

And many more. I see a theme of people who were very silly reading these back

Mrs x

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Boings.

I may do a thread soon actually 😆

Also the Friday tightey whitey thread was my favourite "

Just cum right out and say it Nora!!!

I guess the sight of a hard cock boinging out of a pair of boxers will be a sight for some people’s sore eyes!!

I guess we have to accommodate everyone’s tastes

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?"

I think they were all married 😞

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞"

I'm ok with that 🤣

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London


"The people that were actually funny. They all disappeared around the same time… weird.

The Dr guy! I miss him "

I don't remember him.

Perhaps he was around at the time I'd left.

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣"

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞"

Well Mr defo is

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By *viatrixWoman
6 weeks ago

Redhill


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣"

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"The bizarre amount of Jaqueline Jossa threads."

Yay! JJ Forever ♥️

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I miss DiamondJoe's music threads. They moved so fast and I was exposed to music I'd never have found without it.

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By *eilde HoarWoman
6 weeks ago

In a wax coated bubble

The ones I miss are all by unlossed forumites, and they all had their individual humour

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I’m new to forums so don’t know any of the old threads or people, so can’t really comment, but I still think there are some fun ones, although maybe because it’s new to me. I think all of you lot are fun, inclusive and have maintained a great community. I’m loving this part of fab!

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The Annual Fab Awards "

I think I won one once. Many moons ago.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Being allowed to have a sense of humour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"The Nocturnal Thread. We miss it."

The Nocturnal Thread, especially when curated by one specific person. In Shrewsbury

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

Oh, and JennieTVs agony aunt column

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I’m new to forums so don’t know any of the old threads or people, so can’t really comment, but I still think there are some fun ones, although maybe because it’s new to me. I think all of you lot are fun, inclusive and have maintained a great community. I’m loving this part of fab!"

You’ve been here over a year! Perhaps not in the forum. I suspect sneaking in to the ‘wanking’ sorry ‘directing’ room in the chat rooms area. Although I’ve never seen you in there. But I wouldn’t. Cos I never do that sort of thing.

I think you’ve joined in really well on here. From my point of view - having only been back a couple of days.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts


"Oh, and JennieTVs agony aunt column "

My forum sista. Miss Jennie on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"This is for those long standing forumites or boomerangs.

I was on here a good while ago and there was a few fun threads that were entertaining.

The status shuffle or the Christmas username change.

It was where you were paired off and your partner came up with a suitable status or name to attract the wrong sort of attention!!

Also wind up threads thick with sarcasm were also funny. Some people deserved awards for their efforts.

So what do you miss and should we bring them back?"

Yes, yes, yes...

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Absolutely nothing because they all get recycled at some point.

Would love to see some more originality but those kinds of threads usually end up getting derailed."

Well recycling is eco friendly 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"The bizarre amount of Jaqueline Jossa threads."

Maybe we should switch it up to Michelle Keegan instead 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I tried to start a thread the other day where each day it would evolve. Like a learning one to do with kink etc

Died on its ass or arse but it died anyway

I used to like the more fun ones of changing your status etc.

"

Well points for effort and maybe the next one will go down better and not end up in an arse….sorry i meant on it’s arse 😂

Another vote for the status shuffle 👍

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I just miss my marbles."

Did you ever have them? 😂

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor


"I just miss my marbles.

Did you ever have them? 😂"

Once, a long time ago. I think most of them went doon the stank.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?"

I think you should start a How to lose friends and alienate people 😂

Anyway summer is over if it ever started so all us guys are as cold as the ladies 🥶

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there


"The Annual Fab Awards

Ahh yes

Most flirty etc

Definitely need to bring those back.

Trying to remember the category’s

We have best bum, penis and tits all the time.

They should be included but also best sense of humour.

Most sarcastic

The helpful award

Dirtiest mind

Just a few ideas

Funniest thread

Best thread

Best rainbow penis

We will have to reinstate the Fab awards and i know who the bookie’s favourite for Best Rainbow Penis is 😂"

The fabber most indifferent to winning a fab award

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor


"The Annual Fab Awards

The fabber most indifferent to winning a fab award "

Is shared by Wonko and Zagato!🏆🏆

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there


"The Annual Fab Awards

The fabber most indifferent to winning a fab award

Is shared by Wonko and Zagato!🏆🏆"

you can have it

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor


"The Annual Fab Awards

The fabber most indifferent to winning a fab award

Is shared by Wonko and Zagato!🏆🏆you can have it "

No, you, I insist!

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there


"The Annual Fab Awards

The fabber most indifferent to winning a fab award

Is shared by Wonko and Zagato!🏆🏆you can have it

No, you, I insist!"

to late no backsies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"Absolutely nothing because they all get recycled at some point.

Would love to see some more originality but those kinds of threads usually end up getting derailed.

Well recycling is eco friendly 😂"

Internet paper ain't cheap you know?!

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Tow bar up the bum threads "

Yes I noticed there is a serious lack of bum threads 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Tow bar up the bum

You can use ours if you like big man "

And in next weeks episode of bizarre ER we have a couple from a notorious swinging site 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"The people that were actually funny. They all disappeared around the same time… weird."

Maybe we should get Unsolved Mysteries on the case!! 😉🤔

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 25/09/24 23:44:04]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️"

You'll find him behind the bins at Aldi, his little Renault parked nearby

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

You'll find him behind the bins at Aldi, his little Renault parked nearby "

I here he's progressed to Sainsbury's now

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Princess Peach’s advice line. Bloody hilarious.

TV in your bedroom

Tame’s ridiculous thread shed topics

Just Pete’s song lyrics

And many more. I see a theme of people who were very silly reading these back

Mrs x"

An advice line that sounds like a great idea,

I can imagine the quality advice that was given was as hilarious as the issues

Maybe we all need to let our inner child out more for all the forum to see 😁

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By *viatrixWoman
6 weeks ago

Redhill

Where’s Fiddles?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

You'll find him behind the bins at Aldi, his little Renault parked nearby

I here he's progressed to Sainsbury's now "

Well, bugger me sideways with a rotary sander (middle aisle, 50% off). Next you'll be telling me he drives a Beamer now

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️"

Feel free to wind me up and i will happily return fire in a respectful and amusing way 😁

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Where’s Fiddles? "

Playing with his stick? 😂

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

You'll find him behind the bins at Aldi, his little Renault parked nearby

I here he's progressed to Sainsbury's now

Well, bugger me sideways with a rotary sander (middle aisle, 50% off). Next you'll be telling me he drives a Beamer now "

And apparently spotted near a local Waitrose 😱

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

Feel free to wind me up and i will happily return fire in a respectful and amusing way 😁"

Nah you're a knobhead

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

You'll find him behind the bins at Aldi, his little Renault parked nearby

I here he's progressed to Sainsbury's now

Well, bugger me sideways with a rotary sander (middle aisle, 50% off). Next you'll be telling me he drives a Beamer now

And apparently spotted near a local Waitrose 😱"

Mon Dieu!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

You'll find him behind the bins at Aldi, his little Renault parked nearby

I here he's progressed to Sainsbury's now

Well, bugger me sideways with a rotary sander (middle aisle, 50% off). Next you'll be telling me he drives a Beamer now

And apparently spotted near a local Waitrose 😱

Mon Dieu!"

I would say Harrods but probably too soon 🫣😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

You'll find him behind the bins at Aldi, his little Renault parked nearby

I here he's progressed to Sainsbury's now

Well, bugger me sideways with a rotary sander (middle aisle, 50% off). Next you'll be telling me he drives a Beamer now

And apparently spotted near a local Waitrose 😱

Mon Dieu!

I would say Harrods but probably too soon 🫣😂"

Selfridge's?! Dunno if that's any better

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

Feel free to wind me up and i will happily return fire in a respectful and amusing way 😁

Nah you're a knobhead "

No wonder you are grumpy if you’re fucking nuggets 😉😂

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

Feel free to wind me up and i will happily return fire in a respectful and amusing way 😁

Nah you're a knobhead

No wonder you are grumpy if you’re fucking nuggets 😉😂"

Chicken Nuggets are the only Cock I get tbf

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss F&B where's he gone ..

We deliberately wound each other up every day but never in a disrespectful way ...

I miss him ☹️

Feel free to wind me up and i will happily return fire in a respectful and amusing way 😁

Nah you're a knobhead

No wonder you are grumpy if you’re fucking nuggets 😉😂

Chicken Nuggets are the only Cock I get tbf "

I seem to have a spare one in my head, happy to share it with you 😂

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

Someone who seems to be missing is our resident blue lingerie afficionado. Anybody seen or heard from Chunky? He owes me a lemon meringue pie. 🥧

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds


"Someone who seems to be missing is our resident blue lingerie afficionado. Anybody seen or heard from Chunky? He owes me a lemon meringue pie. 🥧"

He's alright

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor


"Someone who seems to be missing is our resident blue lingerie afficionado. Anybody seen or heard from Chunky? He owes me a lemon meringue pie. 🥧

He's alright "

Thanks, lovely. X

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"The people that were actually funny. They all disappeared around the same time… weird.

Maybe we should get Unsolved Mysteries on the case!! 😉🤔"

I have a conspiracy theory about this but don’t want to risk pissing off the powers that be.

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By *iker JackMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Things change and people move on, some return, some don’t.

I think that the forums are different. But over the years they have always evolved.

Those that have been here or on and off here for a longer period of time are bound to have seen more and the newer ones don’t know what has been previously discussed or covered

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By *ellinever70Woman
6 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I find the forums as entertaining as they've ever been.

We all get our fun in different ways

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Youth

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
6 weeks ago

Southampton


"White shirt Wednesday.. Might bring it back

I look pretty decent in a white shirt, i may even go for that one myself "

I feel a new pic for you is needed

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By *8on33Man
6 weeks ago

winfrith

A woman to come home to .

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣"

Now we know what happened to all the hot married men….they are in Ravens basement 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where? "

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂"

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome "

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"This is for those long standing forumites or boomerangs.

I was on here a good while ago and there was a few fun threads that were entertaining.

The status shuffle or the Christmas username change.

It was where you were paired off and your partner came up with a suitable status or name to attract the wrong sort of attention!!

Also wind up threads thick with sarcasm were also funny. Some people deserved awards for their efforts.

So what do you miss and should we bring them back?

Yes, yes, yes... "

Well i am discussing bringing back the awards with another forumite and if anyone else would like to help us organise it, we would appreciate it.

The status shuffle i think i might try one again soon.

Wind up threads i will see what i can think of and hopefully more wind up merchants of the forum will post some 😊

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂"

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too "

That’s one hell of ensemble but needs must in these chilly times 🥶

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too

That’s one hell of ensemble but needs must in these chilly times 🥶"

Update. I've now added a hoodie to the ensemble. This IS sad times! I'm one shiver away from cracking out the Granny blanket

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too

That’s one hell of ensemble but needs must in these chilly times 🥶

Update. I've now added a hoodie to the ensemble. This IS sad times! I'm one shiver away from cracking out the Granny blanket "

I bet you’re getting all the guys hot and horny with that description!!

I have the heating on full blast and walking around au natural

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Banter.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too

That’s one hell of ensemble but needs must in these chilly times 🥶

Update. I've now added a hoodie to the ensemble. This IS sad times! I'm one shiver away from cracking out the Granny blanket

I bet you’re getting all the guys hot and horny with that description!!

I have the heating on full blast and walking around au natural "

I'll be nekkid at bedtime

Do I add or omit that my outfit includes giant period knickers too?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Banter."

I heard a rumour that some banter was seen last week but it’s just a rumour 🤔

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too

That’s one hell of ensemble but needs must in these chilly times 🥶

Update. I've now added a hoodie to the ensemble. This IS sad times! I'm one shiver away from cracking out the Granny blanket

I bet you’re getting all the guys hot and horny with that description!!

I have the heating on full blast and walking around au natural

I'll be nekkid at bedtime

Do I add or omit that my outfit includes giant period knickers too? "

Aren’t we all?

No add that, it definitely ups the oooft factor 😉

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too

That’s one hell of ensemble but needs must in these chilly times 🥶

Update. I've now added a hoodie to the ensemble. This IS sad times! I'm one shiver away from cracking out the Granny blanket

I bet you’re getting all the guys hot and horny with that description!!

I have the heating on full blast and walking around au natural

I'll be nekkid at bedtime

Do I add or omit that my outfit includes giant period knickers too?

Aren’t we all?

No add that, it definitely ups the oooft factor 😉"

I'm gonna take that ooooft at face value

#Sarcasm?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the hot guys, can we bring those back please?

I think they were all married 😞

I'm ok with that 🤣

I actually sniggered loudly reading that 🤣

Have there ever been hot guys? Where?

There are few of us lukewarm guys still about….i guess you have to work with what you got 😂

I'm quite cold at the moment, so anyone vaguely warm would be welcome

You should wear your PJs to bed then 😂

I'm wearing tights and socks whilst WFH, for the first time this year. *Sad trombone sound*

I wore my long Docs for the first time yesterday too

That’s one hell of ensemble but needs must in these chilly times 🥶

Update. I've now added a hoodie to the ensemble. This IS sad times! I'm one shiver away from cracking out the Granny blanket

I bet you’re getting all the guys hot and horny with that description!!

I have the heating on full blast and walking around au natural

I'll be nekkid at bedtime

Do I add or omit that my outfit includes giant period knickers too?

Aren’t we all?

No add that, it definitely ups the oooft factor 😉

I'm gonna take that ooooft at face value

#Sarcasm? "

I don’t do sarcasm 😁

But i am sure the talk of naked bedtime has set off a few oooft radars

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By *NormalMan01Man
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

I miss the kids fuck avoid threads that got way out of hand.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I miss the kids fuck avoid threads that got way out of hand. "

Yeah especially when people weren’t quick enough and put fuck down for guys when they meant it for a woman or couple 😂

Got a few Fabstraight jibes as a result 😳

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

^^^Suck

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

I miss the photo challenges. In particular the ones Posh would do as she always put an incredible effort into them and made everyone who contributed feel welcome and encouraged with her warm comments.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"^^^Suck "

At least wait until one of those threads are posted!!

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