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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

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If i told you i would have to kill you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the chat an banter getting to know me first. Then maybe a little kinky chat about what we wanna do on a meet to each other But not too much of it. I am all about personality an for me telling me you wanna fuck me real hard is not personality.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha you wouldn't believe how familiar that sounds

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

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Some things work for some people - I would not suggest talking dirty as a first line approach - you may find that puts some ladies off.

I d suggest try and strike up a "relationship" and mail people with specific reference to their profile rather than a cut and paste "one fits all" approach.

There are some lovely people of all ages on here - best of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

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Sometimes I want friendly banter other times I want dirty talking all depends on my mood and the person I'm talking to xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella.."

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

don't stress,by the time you've worked out what they want,they'll have changed their mind.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

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Tell em you are a lottery winner?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)"

course but not the dark chocolate one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

If i told you i would have to kill you! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm wadded with cash got it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm wadded with cash got it "
Then take into account what Saucy3 said

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one.."

I ll settle for the hard sum then

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently I once heard that they really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ahh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Set my self up for that one

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Set my self up for that one "
I'm just teasing...mmmmmmmmmwah xxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm wadded with cash got it "

Its possibly easier to find out what we dont want

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then"

that'll be trigonometry then..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then.."

Is that legal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm beginning to think it could be my profile that looks boring though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then.."

"I do know that 1 and 1 is 2..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do women want??? How long have you got?

Shoes

Handbags

Chocolate

Perfume

Oh you mean on this site!!!

I guess we all like a different approach!

I prefer light hearted banter, something that gets my mind working!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then..

"I do know that 1 and 1 is 2...""

See, I thought he was advocating a threesum!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then..

"I do know that 1 and 1 is 2..."

See, I thought he was advocating a threesum! "

is that where 2 can go into 1..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then..

Is that legal? "

all a bit Greek to me..

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By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Fried snow, that's what women really want

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then..

"I do know that 1 and 1 is 2..."

See, I thought he was advocating a threesum!

is that where 2 can go into 1..?"

Or 1 goes over 2

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Fried snow, that's what women really want"

with a side order of plaited fog..

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Not a message like I have just had which said......come and Fuck me......

Blocked now!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then..

"I do know that 1 and 1 is 2..."

See, I thought he was advocating a threesum!

is that where 2 can go into 1..?Or 1 goes over 2"

beginning to see what makes Carol Vorderman smile..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

right now i want a job

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Not a message like I have just had which said......come and Fuck me......

Blocked now!!!!"

had they only said please..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then..

"I do know that 1 and 1 is 2..."

See, I thought he was advocating a threesum!

is that where 2 can go into 1..?Or 1 goes over 2

beginning to see what makes Carol Vorderman smile..

"

My boys think she is hot!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Not a message like I have just had which said......come and Fuck me......

Blocked now!!!!

had they only said please.. "

or if they had say "Fuck me and cum"?

Serious though, not very subtle, is it?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"what the really, really want..

who knows..

quantum physics or dead hard sums is an easier ask fella..

Can I have some of your quantum please?;-)

course but not the dark chocolate one..I ll settle for the hard sum then

that'll be trigonometry then..

"I do know that 1 and 1 is 2..."

See, I thought he was advocating a threesum!

is that where 2 can go into 1..?Or 1 goes over 2

beginning to see what makes Carol Vorderman smile..

My boys think she is hot!"

could relate to that..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Not a message like I have just had which said......come and Fuck me......

Blocked now!!!!

had they only said please.. or if they had say "Fuck me and cum"?

Serious though, not very subtle, is it? "

those sort of 'messages' are natures way of indicating that the gene pool can be shallow..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Not a message like I have just had which said......come and Fuck me......

Blocked now!!!!

had they only said please.. or if they had say "Fuck me and cum"?

Serious though, not very subtle, is it?

those sort of 'messages' are natures way of indicating that the gene pool can be shallow.."

no chance of drowning in it then...phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we don't want to see in messages:

Hi have you been having fun?

Hi

Wanna fuck?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What we don't want to see in messages:

Hi have you been having fun?

Hi

Wanna fuck? "

we had one which simply 'said' X

no Hi, nor hello..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"What we don't want to see in messages:

Hi have you been having fun?

Hi

Wanna fuck? "

Can I add please ....

What you up to?

How have you been finding the site?

I am staying in a nearby hotel on xyz day...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would expect back from "x" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What we don't want to see in messages:

Hi have you been having fun?

Hi

Wanna fuck?

Can I add please ....

What you up to?

How have you been finding the site?

I am staying in a nearby hotel on xyz day..."

And we would like to add

Have you had much fun on here

What are you into

I know it's short notice, but can we meet in ten mins

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"What we don't want to see in messages:

Hi have you been having fun?

Hi

Wanna fuck?

Can I add please ....

What you up to?

How have you been finding the site?

I am staying in a nearby hotel on xyz day...

And we would like to add

Have you had much fun on here

What are you into

I know it's short notice, but can we meet in ten mins "

10 mins' warning is not enough then I take it?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

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I like the friendly approach in a message and some chat too. helps to find out if you got anything in common other than the obvious. Oneliner messages dont do it for me especially of the kind that ask want a f...k

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What would expect back from "x" haha "

we did ask if the rest of the message may have been deleted..

he blocked us..

hey ho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key will be very different for every woman, may I suggest you just try to be yourself and that in itself will reap rewards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a tool ! I need new photos aswel suggestions anyone ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I know it's short notice, but can we meet in ten mins "

had one similar at 20 past 11 one evening from a guy in a hotel near Heathrow..

to be fair he did say 20 mins..

first thought 'yep ok matey will just wake the OH and see how she feels about that'..

hey ho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a tool ! I need new photos aswel suggestions anyone ? "
Half dressed body shots are good, maybe the odd one with jeans undone, face pic if you are able to, hide the cock pics on private - you can send them if they want to see

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"What a tool ! I need new photos aswel suggestions anyone ? Half dressed body shots are good, maybe the odd one with jeans undone, face pic if you are able to, hide the cock pics on private - you can send them if they want to see "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's short notice, but can we meet in ten mins

had one similar at 20 past 11 one evening from a guy in a hotel near Heathrow..

to be fair he did say 20 mins..

first thought 'yep ok matey will just wake the OH and see how she feels about that'..

hey ho.. "

I had one today ... they were in a pub close by and asking would I like to meet them now ....

I would have bloody loved to and would have if it wasn't for those pesky kids!

... she was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

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You can't really fit yourself to what they want its far better just to be yourself and if people like you then good and if not its just the way it is.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"I've been on this site a month or so an spoke to a few women already but have no luck some people say talk dirty to them some say talk normal like a friend, I seem to find the friend outlook more successful bit never leads to anything, help ?

You can't really fit yourself to what they want its far better just to be yourself and if people like you then good and if not its just the way it is. "

I was going to say something similar, just be yourself mate, you're on here because it's what you want at the end of the day and trying to be a universal fit for everyone may possibly ruin it for you. Be yourself and who you are rather than being what you perceive others want from you and you'll have a far better and enjoyable time

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Half dressed body shots are good, maybe the odd one with jeans undone, face pic if you are able to, hide the cock pics on private - you can send them if they want to see "

i had similar pics like those described and got so many fab's....from guys

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"What we don't want to see in messages:

Hi have you been having fun?

Hi

Wanna fuck?

Can I add please ....

What you up to?

How have you been finding the site?

I am staying in a nearby hotel on xyz day...

And we would like to add

Have you had much fun on here

What are you into

I know it's short notice, but can we meet in ten mins "

ffs thats all my best lines,although to be honest,sometimes they work,cause i've been getting so much action,i've not had a softy for over 3 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it asking to be invited over for one of your best pasta dishes instead of sex is a big no-no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience... the moon on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can make me laugh, then you are over half way there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So easy. Just tell them you have kittens and chocolates.... Or chocolate kitens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So easy. Just tell them you have kittens and chocolates.... Or chocolate kitens!"

Have chocolate but I'll have to kick out my old cat and get a new kitten.

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