FabSwingers.com forum: Why no one like my Vulva ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

No it's not a car ......

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ve only ever seen a silhouette of it.

Not cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I'm sure it'd get a reasonable amount of appreciation, were your profile not hidden. 🙃

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"No it's not a car ...... "

very well built and reliable if not a bit clunky .

And the car

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’ve only ever seen a silhouette of it.

Not cool."

Bit rude John...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"No it's not a car ......

very well built and reliable if not a bit clunky .

And the car

Durable..... you forgot durable

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
6 weeks ago

Norwich

It appears to be hidden.

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Most people prefer a Polo....more minty fresh

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s got that Vul-va voom, Granny 😍

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By *lder.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not Local

"No it's not a car ......

very well built and reliable if not a bit clunky .

And the car

Durable..... you forgot durable "

Room for more than a few bales of hay in the back

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By *ike8492Man
6 weeks ago

Selby

Is it a vauxhall vulva? Very reliable

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By *8on33Man
6 weeks ago

winfrith

"No it's not a car ...... "
Damn really I love the Vulva xc90

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By *eronikapaulCouple
6 weeks ago

Reading

Got rid of mine. It became too big after all the kids...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

I knew someone who always pronounced Volvo as vulva. The times she was overtaken by a 'madman in a vulva'!

Anyway I'm sure yours is very nice granny, is it regularly serviced?

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

ferrybank

"No it's not a car ......

very well built and reliable if not a bit clunky .

And the car

Durable..... you forgot durable "

Don't make them like they used too

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By *midnight-Woman
6 weeks ago

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It needs a marketing campaign!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I think it's the teeth putting people off Granny 💜

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

"It needs a marketing campaign!! "

Get Granny’s Vivacious Vulva to Page 1?

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Send us a pic.

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By *batMan
6 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Show it!

Gbat

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Because you need to take a whacker to it every so often

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

"Because you need to take a whacker to it every so often"

FFS fine, a Cannabis Whacker

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think that was a photos of a ham sandwich….wasn’t it?

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

"Because you need to take a whacker to it every so often

FFS fine, a Cannabis Whacker

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censored by the fab auto square?

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By *midnight-Woman
6 weeks ago

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"Because you need to take a whacker to it every so often

FFS fine, a Cannabis Whacker

I'm still none the wiser

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Send us a pic.

Granny’s vulva is like Jesus,

you don’t have to see it to believe it, you just need to have faith.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
6 weeks ago

Essex

"Send us a pic.

Granny’s vulva is like Jesus,

you don’t have to see it to believe it, you just need to have faith. "

I thought your punchline was going to be

“Nailed”

🤣🤣

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

For all those wanting a pic………there’s an amazing likeness of it, formed from a water stain on my ceiling.

Tickets to see, only £3.71

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"For all those wanting a pic………there’s an amazing likeness of it, formed from a water stain on my ceiling.

Tickets to see, only £3.71"
hey, is it damp or dripping?

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

"For all those wanting a pic………there’s an amazing likeness of it, formed from a water stain on my ceiling.

Tickets to see, only £3.71 hey, is it damp or dripping? "

Dripping, which is the way its best served.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Send us a pic.

Granny’s vulva is like Jesus,

you don’t have to see it to believe it, you just need to have faith.

I thought your punchline was going to be

“Nailed”

🤣🤣"

I‘ve already been in trouble for making jokes about Jesus and the nails.

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

Probly the mothball odour.

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

"Probly the mothball odour."

Although, my partner quite likes it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
6 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"For all those wanting a pic………there’s an amazing likeness of it, formed from a water stain on my ceiling.

Tickets to see, only £3.71 hey, is it damp or dripping?

Dripping, which is the way its best served."

Gor Blimey!! That is remarkable! Try pushing the plaster aside slightly and the shadows will create an illusion of depth. I need a stepladder!

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

ferrybank

"Send us a pic.

Granny’s vulva is like Jesus,

you don’t have to see it to believe it, you just need to have faith.

I thought your punchline was going to be

“Nailed”

🤣🤣"

Bad enough nailing jesus, who would dare to nail Granny?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 weeks ago

Markfield

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By *ornucopiaMan
6 weeks ago

Bexley

"I knew someone who always pronounced Volvo as vulva. The times she was overtaken by a 'madman in a vulva'!

Anyway I'm sure yours is very nice granny, is it regularly serviced?"

I've been known to ask "What's a vulva like you doing in a volvo like that?" ..even if they aren't driving a Volvo.

It's more to do with how they were driving than what!

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By *ornucopiaMan
6 weeks ago

Bexley

"I knew someone who always pronounced Volvo as vulva. The times she was overtaken by a 'madman in a vulva'!

Anyway I'm sure yours is very nice granny, is it regularly serviced?

I've been known to ask "What's a vulva like you doing in a volvo like that?" ..even if they aren't driving a Volvo.

It's more to do with how they were driving than what!"

I should have added that nowadays there is a vast range of cars intended for the vulval driving market.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"No it's not a car ......

very well built and reliable if not a bit clunky .

And the car

Durable..... you forgot durable

Room for more than a few bales of hay in the back"

That made me laugh

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I knew someone who always pronounced Volvo as vulva. The times she was overtaken by a 'madman in a vulva'!

Anyway I'm sure yours is very nice granny, is it regularly serviced?"

It is hacktually ....... and funnily enough more often than when I was married with kids

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think it's the teeth putting people off Granny 💜"

Like a Goose's beak !

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

"No it's not a car ......

very well built and reliable if not a bit clunky .

And the car

Durable..... you forgot durable "

Does it have a 5* NCAP rating?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Sorry but it’s the dripping greenie/yellow goo for me, if I wanted a yellow substance shot in my mouth, I’d buy a custard doughnut.

The mr

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

There goes my appetite again

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"There goes my appetite again

Never mind your appetite ......... what about my oozy foof!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Hidden profile?? Has your vulva swallowed it up?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
5 weeks ago

Markfield

Vulvavavavoom

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By *lmost TouchingMan
5 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

Vulva are as wonderful in the variety as cars are in their variety. Driving various models have different experiences.

Small and compact or large and proud vulva and then add the designs of clitoris from the shy to the bold and a bushy jungle to a shaved vagazil.

I am getting a semi typing…

And then there is the bouquet, the organoleptic enjoyments…. Like a sexual Heston Blumenthal!

Right, I need a tissue!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 weeks ago

North West

Is it velvety?

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