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By *orthern Beard OP Man
27 weeks ago

South Wales

Laugh today.

I was on a teams call and one of the participants fell off their chair

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By *eordieJeansCouple
27 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The incompetence of management at work.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
27 weeks ago

North West

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By *penmindedman50Man
27 weeks ago

Lucan

The fact that I got blocked for not responding to a message fast enough

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
27 weeks ago

North West

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Never mind

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By *ell GwynnWoman
27 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Reading this has made me realise that I haven't yet laughed today. Not a proper one.

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By *IXEN200Woman
27 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I've not had a laugh myself yet, but still a little bit time left

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By *orthern Beard OP Man
27 weeks ago

South Wales

"Reading this has made me realise that I haven't yet laughed today. Not a proper one."

The day is still young

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
27 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A good exchange with a very funny woman who certainly knows her shit lol. I wouldn't wanna mess with her either. Well I definitely would in one sense.

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By *elix SightedMan
27 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sadly, nowt. I haven’t properly happy laughed in a long time

Seeing friends on Friday and that should fix things.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I made a pretty good joke about the Gatwick express. My best work today. And that’s including my actual job.

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By *yrdsisWoman
27 weeks ago

Gleam Street

Our utterly adorable receptionist... All of 17 years old.... Absolutely put someone back in their place today...I'm still howling at her... That wean has balls of steel!

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By *andadbodMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

the way one of our directors lusts for the new female employee he hired as a sales assistant (classic cover story)

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

My very good fab friends voice note.

‘You are not a bad person, you don’t do things wrong, but you usually have terrible taste in the men you meet so maybe the new one is just awesome because he’s different’

You don’t get that kinda of blunt honesty and love from anyone else but the best friends!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
27 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

A toddler watching me put my shoes on, when I stood up she started clapping and saying 'yay! Well done Terry' she was super happy for me

It made me laugh, and my name isn't Terry, but she always calls me 'Terry'

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
27 weeks ago

Essex

A video of a blindfolded water pistol hunt thing on YouTube or TikTok.

Absolutely floored me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
27 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Reading Tina (small) Tits photo captions

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By *liza_13Woman
27 weeks ago

Hamilton

A silly TikTok

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By *ell GwynnWoman
27 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"A toddler watching me put my shoes on, when I stood up she started clapping and saying 'yay! Well done Terry' she was super happy for me

It made me laugh, and my name isn't Terry, but she always calls me 'Terry'

My friend's toddler calls me Dave

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
27 weeks ago

Colchester

Mike sent me a FB post by Miho about how music can change a film. Check it out, it's hilarious.

Sorry being vague I don't if sharing that here is ok OP?

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Tetbury

This joke.

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food.

With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf. She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner.

To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it "Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day?" Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her golf partners about it, and they were all horrified

"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed. Two months later, her husband died.

The women were sitting around the clubhouse and one of them said, "You killed him "We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in!

"How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?" The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him.

He fell off the windowsill while he was lîckïng his âss."

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
27 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Just a work colleague and I messing about with guests today and we both just ended up in fits of laughter which then made everything for the rest of the day funny.

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By *ou345Woman
27 weeks ago

Derby

Keir Starmers 'return of the sausages' gaffe in his speach today. They played it on the radio tonight and it really tickled me.

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By *ral-pleaserMan
27 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

While surveying for my job in a field got rugby tackled to the ground by dog that was hoping for attention and fuses. Trying to explain to my manager why the back of me was all mud 🤣

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By *agatoXXXMan
27 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"A toddler watching me put my shoes on, when I stood up she started clapping and saying 'yay! Well done Terry' she was super happy for me

It made me laugh, and my name isn't Terry, but she always calls me 'Terry'

My friend's toddler calls me Dave

Is the childs' name Trigger?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Keir Starmers 'return of the sausages' gaffe in his speach today. They played it on the radio tonight and it really tickled me. "

Same. I was half expecting him to follow up with a proposed deal for hummus and a plan to reverse breakfast.

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