FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest/cringiest thing to happen during sexy time

By *ustardCream88 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

I'll start.

I met a girl on a dating app, went for drinks in a bar and was getting a long very well and a lot of flirting too. We had a cheeky kiss and the sparks where flying! We had some more drinks and a lot more kissing, it got a bit more heated and a bit of neck nibbling involved too, when all of a sudden, I heard an 'oink' in my ear. I was quite shocked as she was acting completely normal with it. I thought it was weird but let it slide. Until it happened again. And again. I'm pretty sure she thought it was sexy (she's Colombian by the way), but it actually really started putting me off and I got the ick 😂😂 I was too polite and awkward to say anything about it to her though 😂 made my excuses to leave and I never saw her again after that

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By *bxanfCouple
6 weeks ago

Shadow Moses, Stourbridge

A recent one.

I was going down on my wife while she was in the sex swing at a club. We locked the door and after a guy tried and failed to open the door just started doing commentary.

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By *ustardCream88 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

😂

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By *ondiego85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

In my twenties I was Having sex in my girlfriend’s dad’s car, that she borrowed for a night. She made me finish with a handjob, and I squirted a massive load that went all over the dash, the steering wheel, the gearstick and the seats. We started laughing and she kept playing with my cock, then we cleaned it with whatever tissues and forgotten shirts were left in that poor car…

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By *uacksplat.Woman
6 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

had my IUD fucked out on a meet 😂 Px 🦆

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By *ondiego85Man
6 weeks ago

nottingham

"had my IUD fucked out on a meet 😂 Px 🦆"

I missed you, Red Devil!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sometimes, when I’m really concentrating I forget to swallow and dribble a bit.

Nowt wrong with that?

Not so great when you’re in the missionary position and do it over the ladies face…. 😵‍💫

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Sometimes, when I’m really concentrating I forget to swallow and dribble a bit.

Nowt wrong with that?

Not so great when you’re in the missionary position and do it over the ladies face…. 😵‍💫"

I used to meet a guy who did that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Sometimes, when I’m really concentrating I forget to swallow and dribble a bit.

Nowt wrong with that?

Not so great when you’re in the missionary position and do it over the ladies face…. 😵‍💫

I used to meet a guy who did that

🤭🤭 I apologised straight away and luckily she laughed it off (whilst likely disgusted at my decidedly poor sexual etiquette) 🥺☹️

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By *hGlobbitsMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Once during a Fab meet, a hotel employee let himself into the room mid-afternoon, apparently to fix the telly. He did *not* get the standard porn film welcome!

Another time, I was giving a non-Fab but very close friend a lift home from a night out. We parked up for a bit of a snog. One thing led to another and I ended up face-down between her thighs (as you do). All fun and games until one of her majesty's finest knocked on the by now very steamy window. Got away with a good-natured telling off, thankfully. Couldn't help but laugh when I got in the car the following morning to find a footprint on the passenger side of the windscreen

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