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By *icomadexx OP   Man
9 weeks ago

london

What's the weirdest/creepiest PM you've ever received on fabswingers

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
9 weeks ago

Stoke

A guy messaged and asked if he could sit in the corner of our lounge with a lampshade on his head, and would we take it in turns to piss and shit on him!

He was serious too, I kid you not!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

A guy wanted to fuck me with a knife to my throat.

That’ll be a no.

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
9 weeks ago

belfast

Guy threatened me there about ten minutes ago. Then blocked me.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

When I was pregnant (wasn't meeting) some guy wanted me to go to a club so him and his mates could wank over the bump 🤮

Then there was one when we asked for photo suggestions some guy stated a scene with penis flowers and vagina traps..... Still no clue on the latter.

Mrs

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By *hilmycrackinMan
9 weeks ago

kent

A women asked me if I liked wine I said yes she then said after bottle is finished she wanted me to fill her wine bottle up with cum and she will save it up to pour out and drink the following week .yes it's true

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By *andPextraCouple
9 weeks ago

North West

I have two.

Man wanted to lick the soles of my feet when dipped in ketchup

Another wanted to come and read me romeo and juliet and expected me to wank to it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
9 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

FAF

To a single guy like me - that's definitely weird

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Asking if they could sniff my bum when it was dirty and sweaty.. plot twist it was a woman messaging

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By *endalshaggersCouple
9 weeks ago

Kendal

We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read?

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By *andPextraCouple
9 weeks ago

North West


"We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read?"

We most often reply to that the TV remote. As it’s true. I swear that thing has legs

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By *ah HumbugMan
9 weeks ago

here and there

I don't get any

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By *ell GwynnWoman
9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I don't want to type out the weirdest because it was so gross.

The second weirdest was a man 10 years younger wanting me to be his stay-at-home "surrendered wife". I pointed out he'd be stepfather to two teenagers, and he said that wouldn't be a problem, that he was financially well-off, and that we'd all be well provided for.

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By *endalshaggersCouple
9 weeks ago

Kendal


"We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read?

We most often reply to that the TV remote. As it’s true. I swear that thing has legs"

Borrowing that 🤣

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By *andPextraCouple
9 weeks ago

North West


"We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read?

We most often reply to that the TV remote. As it’s true. I swear that thing has legs

Borrowing that 🤣"

You are very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

A guy messaged us who wanted to know if he could pay to watch his golden retriever have sex with Juno.

A bonus one, a dude messaged saying his wife had passed and would we be willing to help cheer him up after her funeral with MFM

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By *uliette500Woman
9 weeks ago

Hull

I know worn knickers are often requested but one guy wanted me to wear the same pair for a week, work, sleep etc in then for 7 days and send them to him. Sorry but I prefer fresh underwear daily (sometimes even twice daily) so that didn't happen.

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By *oonbath89Man
9 weeks ago

radstock

Was on a 90s weekend in butlins and had a message from a couple saying at 11pm they will leave their door open and misses will be in the shower , and want me to walk in straight to the bathroom and piss on her and possibly take a shit aswell and walk out again

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I once sent someone a 650-words piece of bread erotica (a genre I made up). They loved it and loathed it at the same time.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
9 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I once sent someone a 650-words piece of bread erotica (a genre I made up). They loved it and loathed it at the same time."

*Loafed it perhaps?

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By *aomilatteCouple
9 weeks ago

Visiting Blackpool

Got told how gorgeous I was, and invited to spend a weekend in an apartment overlooking the river Thames. Included was his phone number, a video of him masturbating and one of him having sex with a woman (no doubt she'd be horrified if she knew). I declined as I was busy! 🫢

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"I once sent someone a 650-words piece of bread erotica (a genre I made up). They loved it and loathed it at the same time.

*Loafed it perhaps?"

Very well played. Chapeau.

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By *HUSH-Man
9 weeks ago

London


"I have two.

Man wanted to lick the soles of my feet when dipped in ketchup

Another wanted to come and read me romeo and juliet and expected me to wank to it

"

Cracking one out to Romeo & Juliet. It’s weird…but has a slight touch of class.

What’s wrong with me

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

A while ago a guy messaged and asked if he could pay me to shove a biro down their cock. Another just recently asked if I would let him get me pregnant and make him support me and the baby… erm no

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