FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone like smegma

By *rownbiggz OP Man
8 weeks ago

solihull

Dm me

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By *egDaySkipperMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

Wish I could forget what I just read

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

On toast? Delightful simpatico with the other thread.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
8 weeks ago

notts

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
8 weeks ago

notts

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By *oo..Woman
8 weeks ago

Boo's World

Those shower scrunchies love it OP

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By *ildmanYorksMan
8 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Smeeeeggg heeeeeeaaad!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?"

Just don't 🤦‍♀️

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?"

An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell.

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?

Just don't 🤦‍♀️"

Whoops! 😆

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By *ampireLoveMan
8 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I had to google it 🤦🏽‍♂️. No kink shaming from me. Not for me thanks

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By *mmaleiaWoman
8 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

I can’t get my face out of this snarl

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By *reggSausageMan
8 weeks ago

derby

This alas is enough interwebs for me today, will not google ever

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By *adyBugsWoman
8 weeks ago

cognito

Jezzus. There’s not many things I regret in life but opening the Forums at this point in life is definitely one.

Anyone know where I can get a lobotomy?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

You know, I'm the kind of guy who doesn't use incognito when watching porn. I even bookmark that shit.

Because of, reasons (let's say I'm in a trade vaguely tangent to forensics), occasionally I have to google stuff like "how long does a corpse take to fully decompose in brackish water?". Still no incognito.

I never clear my browsing history.

UNTIL NOW. All because I googled "smegma" and now I feel soiled.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
8 weeks ago

Southampton

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?

An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell."

Christ and just as I was going to have some yogurt🤢🤮🤢

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By *he HandiemanMan
8 weeks ago

north west

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?

An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell.

Christ and just as I was going to have some yogurt🤢🤮🤢"

Haha

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By *hakeurlegsMan
8 weeks ago

everywhere. and nowhere baby

Jesus have I just read that

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

I thought everyone loved a cheesy wotsit 🤣🤣

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By *he HandiemanMan
8 weeks ago

north west

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?

An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell."

Can’t lie I didn’t have a clue what it was either, who likes this and why?

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By *adyBugsWoman
8 weeks ago

cognito

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Rolled up into little balls and deep fried.

Delish.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
8 weeks ago

London

"Dm me "

Perfect filter!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
8 weeks ago

Southampton

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?

An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell.

Christ and just as I was going to have some yogurt🤢🤮🤢

Haha "

I knew there was I reason I have an aversion to cottage cheese 🤣

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There’s a clip somewhere of the Red Dwarf gang being asked ‘what’s Smegma?’ by an American guy and their reaction is amazingly funny.

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Fucking hell

Teamonkey is your man for desiccated smegma

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I'd like to know what the OP's motivation for posting is. Are you offering or requesting?

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By *dmundwilsonMan
8 weeks ago

Llandudno

"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?

Just don't 🤦‍♀️"

Your fruit however, appears delicious Nel.

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

"I'd like to know what the OP's motivation for posting is. Are you offering or requesting? "

A human fromagerie?

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Only on a pizza.. grated.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I'd like to know what the OP's motivation for posting is. Are you offering or requesting?

A human fromagerie?"

Jalapeños pop*ers?

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

"I'd like to know what the OP's motivation for posting is. Are you offering or requesting?

A human fromagerie?

Jalapeños pop*ers?"

Noice 🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I'd like to know what the OP's motivation for posting is. Are you offering or requesting?

A human fromagerie?

Jalapeñis pop*ers?"

Fixed that for you.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
8 weeks ago

Portsmouth

*seriously considers going unlos*

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By *imi_RougeWoman
8 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Smeeeeggg heeeeeeaaad!

Every time 😂

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Saw thread name and we all still opened it. We only have ourselves to blame. Also, eww

Sorry for judging but eww

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Nowt wrong with a cheesy thread now n again.

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester

"Smeeeeggg heeeeeeaaad!

On the bright side, Red Dwarf shall be getting a re-watch.

Thank you sir!

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By *rsMxCouple
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Saw thread name and we all still opened it. We only have ourselves to blame. Also, eww

Sorry for judging but eww"

I agree - opened it knowing I didn't want to see what was inside

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By *ornycougaWoman
8 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Sweet baby Jesus... You would think I would know better at my age 😱

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Sweet baby Jesus... You would think I would know better at my age 😱"

You do dear but your mind is going.

I SAID YOUR MIND IS….. oh forget it.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Fabbers are so delicate... The sheath cleaning threads on Horse and Hound come with the ability for people to post images...

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Now come on guys, he said to DM him but we don't know what it could be about. It could all be perfectly innocent with a reasonable and logical explanation...

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

"Now come on guys, he said to DM him but we don't know what it could be about. It could all be perfectly innocent with a reasonable and logical explanation..."

That’s why the thread is so quiet.

All the hotties are blowing up his inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Now come on guys, he said to DM him but we don't know what it could be about. It could all be perfectly innocent with a reasonable and logical explanation...

That’s why the thread is so quiet.

All the hotties are blowing up his inbox. "

They'll be blowing more than his inbox if he gets his way!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
8 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Between this thread and the juicy one -

I’ve hardly eaten anything today

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
8 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

If you have an abundance of smegma I suggest scooping it into a jar and decorated with a pretty label and ribbon would make wonderful Christmas presents for those people you don't really like

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By *929Man
8 weeks ago

newcastle

I dread to even begin to imagine what that is haha

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"If you have an abundance of smegma I suggest scooping it into a jar and decorated with a pretty label and ribbon would make wonderful Christmas presents for those people you don't really like "

You could stick a wick in it and tell the punters it’s essence of Holy Ghost.

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Cheesecake🤤

You know it makes sense.

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Cheesecake🤤

You know it makes sense."

😆😆 Speak of the devil and he shall appear!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
8 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Smeg my bitch up

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By *irty-pairCouple
8 weeks ago

South Essex

I like Smeg fridges, but that’s as far it goes.

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By *ea monkeyMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fucking hell

Teamonkey is your man for desiccated smegma "

I’m so glad that I’ve found my place in the forums

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By *mf123Man
8 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

On crackers?

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