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By *adyBugs OP Woman
6 weeks ago

cognito

…and forumite…

…how long do you cook your toast for?

Do you trust the timer on your toaster or are you a premature toast ejaculator?

Enquiring minds need to know

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Dark golden brown. Anything less is warm bread, anything more is burnt.

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
6 weeks ago

cognito

"Dark golden brown. Anything less is warm bread, anything more is burnt."

Is there an optimum time for this?

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

Just slightly below charred.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I don’t even trust Trevor McDonald so there’s no way I’m trusting the timer on the toaster.

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By *929Man
6 weeks ago

newcastle

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
6 weeks ago

cognito

I’m a 3 minute kinda gal

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By *929Man
6 weeks ago

newcastle

I put mine on max time setting as it’s not very strong even on max it’s only a bit black

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm a "premature toast ejaculator". I repeatedly check the progress because quite often it's not always the same type/quality and thickness of bread. 🍞

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Dark golden brown. Anything less is warm bread, anything more is burnt.

Is there an optimum time for this? "

Well I don’t own a toaster so it’s however quickly the grill does it. But seeing as I’ve lived here for a year and not yet used the grill 🤷‍♂️

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I'm a "premature toast ejaculator". I repeatedly check the progress because quite often it's not always the same type/quality and thickness of bread. 🍞"

Nero knows toast.

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
6 weeks ago

cognito

"I'm a "premature toast ejaculator". I repeatedly check the progress because quite often it's not always the same type/quality and thickness of bread. 🍞"

Oh! And let’s not even talk about how crumpets don’t fit in my toaster 😭

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

I once browned a slice of white bread with fake tan and passed it off as toast to someone.

It wasn’t popular.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Until the toaster pops it out, I've no idea.

Mrs

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I once browned a slice of white bread with fake tan and passed it off as toast to someone.

It wasn’t popular. "

Did they get all woke about toast lineage? Where will it all end?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

"I once browned a slice of white bread with fake tan and passed it off as toast to someone.

It wasn’t popular.

Did they get all woke about toast lineage? Where will it all end?"

As far as I’m concerned it identified as toast.

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By *valanche1001Man
6 weeks ago

Leeds

4 min for sliced bread

3min for a bagel

2 min for tea cake

🍞

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
6 weeks ago

cognito

"4 min for sliced bread

3min for a bagel

2 min for tea cake

🍞

This is the kind of knowledge we need shared more often!

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By *ot really famousMan
6 weeks ago

monaghan

"I'm a "premature toast ejaculator". I repeatedly check the progress because quite often it's not always the same type/quality and thickness of bread. 🍞"
...ocd toaster...?

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I use the grill. Preheat before putting the toast in. Then take out when lightly golden. Loads of butter, followed by an evened out layer of strawberry jam.

I’m also quite lazy in the morning so just go for tea instead of all that !

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By *valanche1001Man
6 weeks ago

Leeds

"4 min for sliced bread

3min for a bagel

2 min for tea cake

🍞

This is the kind of knowledge we need shared more often!"

Finally! I’ve found my calling! 🥳

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By *entlemanrogueMan
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

"…and forumite…

…how long do you cook your toast for?

Do you trust the timer on your toaster or are you a premature toast ejaculator?

Enquiring minds need to know

You dont cook toast, you toast bread.

about 2-3 mins.

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By *ot really famousMan
6 weeks ago

monaghan

"…and forumite…

…how long do you cook your toast for?

Do you trust the timer on your toaster or are you a premature toast ejaculator?

Enquiring minds need to know

You dont cook toast, you toast bread.

about 2-3 mins."
...actually that's relative to how much vodka you put in your scrambled eggs...

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Depends if the bread is white or brown. White gets toasted a touch more than brown.

Also, we use the grill not a toaster

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Toasters are a PITA.

They constantly misbehave and no matter what setting you use, it always comes out different every time.

Oh and don’t get me started on those conveyer belt things in hotels - hardly toasted or setting off the alarm burnt.

Rant over

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By *eardedguy800Man
6 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Toaster’s are a law unto themselves. You may as well buy a cheap one.

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
6 weeks ago

east coast

Golden brown for me J and H she likes it just warmed up

she's not right haha

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By *adyBugs OP Woman
6 weeks ago

cognito

Keep your toast answers cumming. I’m off to make cheese on toast

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
6 weeks ago

District 13

I cook my bread until it’s practically burnt, lots of butter et voila 😉

Not this lightly scorched bread crap 😂😂😂😂

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By *oo..Woman
6 weeks ago

Boo's World

Needs to have good colour too it and lots of Lurpak butter. No anaemic toast is allowed

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By *errocaWoman
6 weeks ago

Shropshire

There's something quite special about the humble slice of toast..

I like mine on the browner side of toasted, lashings of butter and salad cream ... My mouth is actually watering,thinking of it.

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Keep your toast answers cumming. I’m off to make cheese on toast

Put some Worcestershire sauce on it. Game changer.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central

Premature toaster

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there

It's ready when the flames appear

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
6 weeks ago

District 13

"Needs to have good colour too it and lots of Lurpak butter. No anaemic toast is allowed "

Looking forward to breakfast with you 😉😘

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By *hrek101Man
6 weeks ago

Herts

"Dark golden brown. Anything less is warm bread, anything more is burnt."

Exactly this..

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By *uriousscouserWoman
6 weeks ago

Wirral

Pantone 4665C

Thick enough bread where there's still a bit of give between the two crispy sides, piping hot, buttered and cut into 4 triangles.

I trust my own toaster as #4 gets me the perfect colour on white or sourdough, but I'd never trust an unknown toaster.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Put it in the toaster, wait for it to pop up, put it in for one more minute, lather it in butter and raspberry jam, shove it in my face 😘

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

4 and a half minutes precisely.

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I'm a "premature toast ejaculator". I repeatedly check the progress because quite often it's not always the same type/quality and thickness of bread. 🍞

Nero knows toast."

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It's a dark årt, my dear friend. Or rather, a brown årt.

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 weeks ago

I like mine verging on burnt

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By *lynJMan
6 weeks ago

Morden

"I'm a "premature toast ejaculator". I repeatedly check the progress because quite often it's not always the same type/quality and thickness of bread. 🍞

Oh! And let’s not even talk about how crumpets don’t fit in my toaster 😭"

🤔

You need a new toaster!

As do I - the first slices of the day are underdone so I put them in again on the "reheat" setting to get them to the right state.

The next slices of bread will most likely burn if I don't pop them out. 🙄

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Usually the same length of time it takes to boil the kettle or poach the eggs… I like my toast quite lightly done. Crumpets however, always need to be toasted twice.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
6 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

definitely a premature toast ejaculator.

i don't trust anything, especially the numbers on the toaster

Px 🦆

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