FabSwingers.com forum: If you had the choice

By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Of meeting someone off your friends list tonight, a drink or two, nice hotel if you're feeling frisky, or an evening in alone with a dam good lasagne and garlic bread and the TV all to yourself, what you choosing?

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By *egDaySkipperMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Neither, manflu killed my appetite and my libido.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
6 weeks ago

Essex

I’d actually meet the “friend”

I’d be taking a cool bag containing lasagne, garlic bread & wine. They can cook it for me.

Win/win

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By *uttercupWoman
6 weeks ago

Borders

Meeting the friend 1000%

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

Oh I’d definitely meet the friend! X

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'll take the penis over food, please and thank you 💜

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By *NewBNWOMan
6 weeks ago

back

Meet the friend there's some cool people on here if you take time to meet them & there's always tomorrow to make time for yourself

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By *irtydevil666Man
6 weeks ago

bristol

With this rain the lasagne

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By *hris0808Man
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

Oh yes meeting the friend for sure

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By *oo..Woman
6 weeks ago

Boo's World

Meet the "friend"

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By *HUSH-Man
6 weeks ago

London

Meet the friend.

I can live without Lasagne and garlic bread…… 🫢

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By *ucka39Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Id choose all my friends and throw a party in the hotel 😝

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Neither, I have a cold and therefore am incapable of doing anything except moan about it. If I was female I'd go about my day as normal and if someone asked how I was I'd reply I'm fine."

FiFY

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m an unapologetically miserable bugger so TV it is then 👍🏻

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"I’d actually meet the “friend”

I’d be taking a cool bag containing lasagne, garlic bread & wine. They can cook it for me.

Win/win

But you'd have to share! 😱

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Lasagne and the TV for me.

A Monday morning at work coupled with all the bloomin rain and flooding - Food and relaxing sounds more appealing than getting dressed up for a drink and possible hanky panky

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
6 weeks ago

the moon

Meet the friend today …. Lasagne tomorrow 🙌

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By *ustamanMan
6 weeks ago

weymouth

How garlicky is the bread - hooching I'm stopping in with the film

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By *awpleasureMan
6 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

I rarely go out on a Monday night plus the Roads are floodied by me so it's a lasagne and Netflix night

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By *ymrumMan
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Frisky trumps lasagne.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Neither, I have a cold and therefore am incapable of doing anything except moan about it. If I was female I'd go about my day as normal and if someone asked how I was I'd reply I'm fine.

FiFY

Women don't know the magnitude of manflu! They only get birdflu!

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

I'd choose the 'friend'. Moody, dark bar, a few drinks. Lots of kissing. I miss them slightly. Seeing them very soon, hopefully but might as well push things forward.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Meet. I can have lasagne any other night. Hot take I prefer vegetable lasagne (I'm not even a vegetarian)

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"I'll take the penis over food, please and thank you 💜"

Oozing penis over oozing lasagne?

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m in a Monday mood today so lasagne and garlic bread wins out. I’ll see her another time if she’s been reading this and hasn’t got too much of a chin on.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Can I have enchiladas instead of lasagne?

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

Lasagne, a nice salad, and garlic bread.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

You had me at lasagna ( mmmmmmm lasagna 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 ) sorry drifted off for a second there.

Now I want a lasagna garlic bread and salad, dam my fat cunt tendencies.

The mr

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Meet the friend there's some cool people on here if you take time to meet them & there's always tomorrow to make time for yourself "

Actually, tomorrow isn't guaranteed.

If I missed out on lasagne on my last night on earth, I would be pissed.

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By *moothdickMan
6 weeks ago

stoke

I’d take the pussy above food …. Would get some nibbles and drink, though.. the tv would definitely be off

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Meet the friend.

I can live without Lasagne and garlic bread…… 🫢"

Live without lasagne?!

Get off my thread.

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By *eardedguy800Man
6 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Definitely meeting the friend.

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

Food and the telly to myself

Sign me up for some o’ that action.

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 weeks ago

Newport

Meet the friend x

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
6 weeks ago

east coast

Meet the friends for food x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I'll take the penis over food, please and thank you 💜

Oozing penis over oozing lasagne?

Hmm.

Depends on the ooze.

Precum? Still penis. Puss? I'll go for the lasagne instead please 💜

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Evening in, I'm already in my comfies & I ain't getting changed for no one.

Mrs

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By *929Man
6 weeks ago

newcastle

None as tonight is a gym night

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By *lue RascalMan
6 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Garlic bread, lasagne and binge watch Four In A Bed. Work was rough and I’m too tired to interact with other humans.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

I made lasagne. My friend ‘isn’t available’.

No I haven’t seen him officer.

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By *vaRose43Woman
6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I seem to have started a head cold today so unless he’s offering to be my nurse I’ll take the lasagne please

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By *r SxxMan
6 weeks ago

ashford

Imagine meeting a fab friend + Garlic bread.

Offfttttt lord

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

Lasagne. Primarily because I don't have that many in my friends list, and the few that I do I've already bonked/will bonk again.

Most of my Fab/Forum friends are now domiciled within the confines of my WhatsApp and/or Telegram.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
6 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

i'd love to meet the friend. Px 🦆

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
6 weeks ago

City Centre

I am hungry. So I'm choosing the friend 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"i'd love to meet the friend. Px 🦆"

What’s stopping you? I’m only 200+++ miles away 😂

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I make the best lasagne in the world. I could have Margot Robbie in my friends list and I’d still choose the lasagne.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I'd meet the friend. Probably.

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By *adyBugsWoman
6 weeks ago

cognito

Both!

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

I'd meet the friend, and it wouldn't need to follow through to the physical part, it would just be good to get to meet another new person in the flesh.

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"You had me at lasagna ( mmmmmmm lasagna 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 ) sorry drifted off for a second there.

Now I want a lasagna garlic bread and salad, dam my fat cunt tendencies.

The mr

You say "lasagna"

Disappointed

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

"Both! "

I was going to say that but felt I was just avoiding OPs question lol

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Lasagne, a nice salad, and garlic bread."

You meant chips instead of salad, obviously.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Is it cheesy garlic bread and will there be salad cream to go with the lasagna? 🤔

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

"Lasagne, a nice salad, and garlic bread.

You meant chips instead of salad, obviously."

Noo, noo, noo... a nice bistro salad, cherry toms, spring onion. And a nice dressing. Chips are only salad for weegies.

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
6 weeks ago

Hampshire

The second option, always.

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By *HUSH-Man
6 weeks ago

London

"Meet the friend.

I can live without Lasagne and garlic bread…… 🫢

Live without lasagne?!

Get off my thread."

Fine……I will

Good day 🧐

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central

Alone, rest and some entertainment

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By *onkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there

My hotlist is empty

Guess I'm alone tonight

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By *hrek101Man
6 weeks ago

Herts

I would meet, just for the company and conversation, anything else would be a bonus

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Is it cheesy garlic bread and will there be salad cream to go with the lasagna? 🤔"

Salad cream?!

SALAD CREAM!!!!

Luckily you're a mod so I'll hold back on the expletives.

Just go away obi.

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Lasagne, a nice salad, and garlic bread.

You meant chips instead of salad, obviously.

Noo, noo, noo... a nice bistro salad, cherry toms, spring onion. And a nice dressing. Chips are only salad for weegies."

Men ruin everything 😫

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Is it cheesy garlic bread and will there be salad cream to go with the lasagna? 🤔

Salad cream?!

SALAD CREAM!!!!

Luckily you're a mod so I'll hold back on the expletives.

Just go away obi.

Try it.

It rocks!! 😉😂😂

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I like lasagne. I also like the sex.

So it depends on the friend. How badly do I want them? Is it uncontrollable lust, desperate desire? Do I crave them with every bone in my body?

Meh. I’d flip a coin.

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

" Is it uncontrollable lust, desperate desire? Do I crave them with every bone in my body?

How I feel about lasagne and garlic bread.

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By *ellochickensCouple
6 weeks ago

Wrexham

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By *ellochickensCouple
6 weeks ago

Wrexham

Easy meet the friend, but make sure the hotel is near an Italian restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I wanna do the latter, with the former.

But since I can have the latter any time, I'll take the former. 💚

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By *uriousscouserWoman
6 weeks ago

Wirral

Getting myself sufficiently groomed for a meet just feels a bit too much effort tonight, but I am quite horny.

Swap the lasagne and garlic bread for a vibrator and that's what I'd opt for.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
6 weeks ago

Maidstone

I can do the latter whenever I want. Tonight I'm in the mood for the former. Get messaging me, friends list

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

"Lasagne, a nice salad, and garlic bread.

You meant chips instead of salad, obviously.

Noo, noo, noo... a nice bistro salad, cherry toms, spring onion. And a nice dressing. Chips are only salad for weegies.

Men ruin everything 😫"

I suppose that's why I never got my own cooking show...👨‍🍳

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By *acey_RedWoman
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Tonight I would take the Lasagne, sorry friendos.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"How I feel about lasagne and garlic bread."

Next time I make lasagne, I’m texting you photos.

Pure filth, you’ll love it.

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By *asty tatsyMan
6 weeks ago

london

I would be taking the friend meet up, I could do with a laugh and a couple drinks

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By *hyguy9iMan
6 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Probably friends but Depending on what I'm watching and how much lasagna I'd definitely stay in

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Of meeting someone off your friends list tonight, a drink or two, nice hotel if you're feeling frisky, or an evening in alone with a dam good lasagne and garlic bread and the TV all to yourself, what you choosing?

The 1st option , you can have the 2nd option any night if you want but you may not have the 1st option, simple really,as we'd say here in Ireland ☘️ make hay while the sun shines or strike when the Iron is hot .😈

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By *hilloutMan
6 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

No 1° always 😁

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By *iker JackMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Lasagna. Always lasagna

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

You people are far too sociable for a Monday

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Friend, hotel

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Is it cheesy garlic bread and will there be salad cream to go with the lasagna? 🤔

Salad cream?!

SALAD CREAM!!!!

Luckily you're a mod so I'll hold back on the expletives.

Just go away obi.

Try it.

It rocks!! 😉😂😂"

It soooooooo fucking does!

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By *viatrixWoman
6 weeks ago

Redhill

I’d happily meet the friend.

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Meet a friend.

Going to be controversial here and confess I’m not a big fan of lasagne!

So basically, meet whichever friend I have left after that admission 😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Meeting the friend and having the sex 😘

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I’d actually meet the “friend”

I’d be taking a cool bag containing lasagne, garlic bread & wine. They can cook it for me.

Win/win

Top shout!

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

To get a meet of fabs is like trying to find a needle in a hay field not stack is just to small

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

True friends and close family make everything in life meaningful. Nothing more precious. I'm out of the door with food to cook for them!

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By *lder.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not Local

Ive already eaten garlic, so I had better stay home

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Friends list - they're awesome people

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By *Jblue321Man
6 weeks ago

Chester

Meeting the friend but that lasagna and garlic bread is calling my name

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By *abrina59TV/TS
6 weeks ago

moved to cuckold land

Meeting friend A no brained for me as hate garlic lol

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By *otThatBigMan
6 weeks ago

Here

I have no friends and I like my food

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By *nterblueMan
6 weeks ago

manchester

Lasagne, garlic bread and TV is exactly what I'm doing tonight, been looking forward to it all day.

Some days I prefer friends, just not today.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
6 weeks ago

your head

I'd take the food, I'm not feeling very socialable today. Unless someone wants to share the lasagne and curl up in front of the TV with cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Most definitely someone from fab, in my dreams

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Meet my friend 🥰

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

After a chaotic day at work and all the rainy weather, I’ll take the lasagne, garlic bread and TV. And I know someone who loves lasagne with salad cream, too. It seems like this may be an actual thing 🤔

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By *hGlobbitsMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Option 1, definitely.

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By *otuseater11Man
6 weeks ago

IRVINE

Definitely meeting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

Friends please

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By *aven. OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"I have no friends and I like my food"

Most relatable post on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Deffo friends list which is one person might I add

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

My ankle is still broken which is quite restrictive so meal for one and TV x

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

"My ankle is still broken which is quite restrictive so meal for one and TV x"

You could have regular visitors with casseroles and penis, whilst you recover.😜

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

"My ankle is still broken which is quite restrictive so meal for one and TV x"

People who are worthy will bring you food anyway!

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

"Neither, manflu killed my appetite and my libido."

Snap!!

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

South Wales

Lasagne and Garlic bread for the win.

Carb me up!!

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By *or-QueeningMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester

The friend - I don't like garlic bread.

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By *rAitchMan
6 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Friend? On here? What's one of those? Plus, I make a mean lasagne.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
6 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I'd meet the friends... There's only 2 of them, would be a good night 😂

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If I had made the lasagna & garlic bread myself, it’s a no brainier, but Ideally invite a friend over to share it.

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By *w180Man
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Meet the friend as I'm gagging 🤣

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By *assion8Man
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

Definitely meet the friend.

It'd have to be one dynamite lasagne for that to change

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

Much as I like lasagne and garlic bread, friend every time.

Although a hotel apartment with kitchen..............

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By *mf123Man
6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Depends on the friend

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Can I keep the lasagna for tomorrow night to have after all the exercise I’ll hopefully be getting tonight? 🤔

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By *ee642024Woman
6 weeks ago

Crook

Meet the friend but soft drinks only.

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