FabSwingers.com forum: 784 dildos

By *J_Ouizzi OP Couple
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

The number of rubber cocks seized from Diddy's home apparently.

Notwithstanding the why, can you imagine how long it would take to dust them?

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Not long if one had 748 groupies

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Or 784 🙄😆

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Take one down, pass it around….

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Or 784 🙄😆"

271 of them were double ended. I cba to do the maths.

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"The number of rubber cocks seized from Diddy's home apparently.

Notwithstanding the why, can you imagine how long it would take to dust them?"

So... not the average Fabette's collection then?

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By *rthur30Man
14 weeks ago

Warrington

"The number of rubber cocks seized from Diddy's home apparently.

Notwithstanding the why, can you imagine how long it would take to dust them?"

Perhaps he has a special kitchen utility for the purpose.

Diddy's Dildo Dishwasher.

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By *onestphilMan
14 weeks ago

Preston

Always handy lol

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By *J_Ouizzi OP Couple
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Or 784 🙄😆"

Some could do one with each hand

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By *J_Ouizzi OP Couple
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Or 784 🙄😆

271 of them were double ended. I cba to do the maths."

The permutations seem limitless.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Who on earth dusts dildos?

Mrs

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
14 weeks ago

IPSWICH

I thought this was Katie Meluas new single.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You'd certainly check before sitting on any of the chairs there

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By *oodmessMan
14 weeks ago

yumsville

..And people post forum threads asking how they get rid of them. His option is to hire a skip

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I thought this was Katie Meluas new single."

That’s a fact, it’s a thing we can’t deny.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Did they all link together?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
14 weeks ago

the moon

😂 zesty ….

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not sure dusting dildos is top of Diddys priority list right now OP 🤷‍♂️

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I’m not sure dusting dildos is top of Diddys priority list right now OP 🤷‍♂️"

He's focusing on keeping a tight hold of the soap.

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By *ltra72Man
14 weeks ago

edinburgh

I bet the postman was getting fed up too

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
14 weeks ago

the moon

I watch a podcast .. (jaguar wright) … she predicted all this and more way back … give it a watch … 👀

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By *ermite12ukMan
14 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I think I heard, Duracell set up a manufacturing plant, very close to P.Diddys. could be telling whoppers though....double ended obvs.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
14 weeks ago

the moon

Diddy do it ?

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By *J_Ouizzi OP Couple
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

"I’m not sure dusting dildos is top of Diddys priority list right now OP 🤷‍♂️"

No, and quite rightly too if the allegations aginst him are proven to be true.

It wasn't so much a comment about him doing the dusting, more a general question.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’m not sure dusting dildos is top of Diddys priority list right now OP 🤷‍♂️

No, and quite rightly too if the allegations aginst him are proven to be true.

It wasn't so much a comment about him doing the dusting, more a general question."

These allegations have been around since the 90s. I wonder who he has pissed off for them to decide to act on them now.

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Just me who's got the tune to 99 red balloons going round in their head?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Sounds like rookie numbers to me!

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By *J_Ouizzi OP Couple
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Just me who's got the tune to 99 red balloons going round in their head?

984 rubber cocks, floating in the summer sun.....

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Just me who's got the tune to 99 red balloons going round in their head?

984 rubber cocks, floating in the summer sun....."

Quite

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By *hallasMan
14 weeks ago

in a skip

I'm humming 9 million bicycles in Beijing, but dildos instead.

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By *ribsaMan
14 weeks ago

A box at end of your bed

Sorry but who the fook is Diddy.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Sorry but who the fook is Diddy.

Record producer, rapper, actor. He’s been famous for about 35 years and produced some of the greatest rap songs ever made.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Sorry but who the fook is Diddy.

Record producer, rapper, actor. He’s been famous for about 35 years and produced some of the greatest rap songs ever made. "

If you don’t know, now you know.

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

🎵 And if one of those dildos should accidentally plunge, there’d be 783 dildos being stuffed up a copper’s clunge 🎶

I believe that’s how the nursery rhyme goes.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
14 weeks ago

London

I thought you were talking about Prey to the Fairies collection

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
14 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Doesn’t have the same ring to it as 99 red balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

All grown on Diddy Squat Farm

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