FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest first message?

By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
11 weeks ago

Birmingham

Can you get me some snow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Can you get me some snow

That's quite a common one, from what I gather

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
11 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Can you get me some snow

That's quite a common one, from what I gather

Yep even people have put on their status to

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

havant

Can you fix my fridge … ( not even a please or thank you ! )

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By *hippy57Man
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Will you be my daddy ,not possible lol as already born lol

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By *etwife8230Couple
11 weeks ago

Newport

Could they pay me to cat fight dressed as a leprachaun with his neighbour 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Can you fix my fridge … ( not even a please or thank you ! ) "

Bit rude!!

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By *hippy57Man
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Yeah ,such cold attitude lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Could they pay me to cat fight dressed as a leprachaun with his neighbour 🤣"

Ok, that's weird lol

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
11 weeks ago

Coalville

500 to scrap another woman in a hotel room.

Do u do brother sister roleplay?

And a really awful one which included poo and forcing them to eat it.

Obvs I declined all 3.

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By *etwife8230Couple
11 weeks ago

Newport

I've actually got a leprechaun costume though lol which made it was even funnier as they will never know 😂

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

CNC stuff.

Breeding ( like duh)

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By *etwife8230Couple
11 weeks ago

Newport

"500 to scrap another woman in a hotel room.

Do u do brother sister roleplay?

And a really awful one which included poo and forcing them to eat it.

Obvs I declined all 3.

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oh were you offered £250 if you lost as well lol

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
11 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Guys wanting to impregnate me is quite a common one, although I imagine it's more the desire for bareback rather than the reality of shared custody or 18 years of child support...

The worst one I think I have had was someone describing in great detail how they wanted to have, shall we say "non-consential relations" with me... needless to say they were blocked and reported. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"500 to scrap another woman in a hotel room.

Do u do brother sister roleplay?

And a really awful one which included poo and forcing them to eat it.

Obvs I declined all 3.

That's actually vile. I'm sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

"Guys wanting to impregnate me is quite a common one, although I imagine it's more the desire for bareback rather than the reality of shared custody or 18 years of child support...

The worst one I think I have had was someone describing in great detail how they wanted to have, shall we say "non-consential relations" with me... needless to say they were blocked and reported. x"

I'm so sorry you received such a vile message xx

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By *elboy1957Man
11 weeks ago

Weston-super-Mare

There are some weird people about

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By *etwife8230Couple
11 weeks ago

Newport

Indeed , I blocked one this morning who then started messaging on different profiles telling me I was being unfair, God knows how many profiles he has x

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

You do see some ladies profiles asking for that. I do hope they're considering the consequences 9 months later. Pity the child

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By *ootyfruityCouple
11 weeks ago

andover

One being asked to use him as a human toilet and to make him eat it 🤢

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By *TaR105Man
11 weeks ago

Birkenhead

"I've actually got a leprechaun costume though lol which made it was even funnier as they will never know 😂"

Prove it

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By *tephanie63Woman
11 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I got one once from a guy asking if he could buy me a nursing bra, so that he could lay in my lap and be breast fed. It was weird for a first message.

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By *rSuave88Man
11 weeks ago

Mirfield

'Meet now'

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

some people really do need help on here..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Can’t remember the exact content, ‘‘twas many moons ago but something along the lines of vagina flowers and penis farms.

The mr

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

So many...

I've had:

- asking to breed me

- money and/or drugs offers

- asking that I breastfeeding then

- a few asking if I wanted to meet them in their vans as they were free

- one asking if I was interested in him giving me all his passwords for everything and I'd take over his life for a few hours

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By *haiababeWoman
11 weeks ago

North devon

I've had one saying im balls deep in my wife looking at pictures of you.

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By *cott73Man
11 weeks ago

brighton

I despair of this place, I really do. These people walk among us. Sorry ladies.

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By *Silver-Man
11 weeks ago

Mold

Offer of money

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By *asterCaneMan
11 weeks ago

Gosport

It's the strange one word ones I get. What ate you meant to reply to either Hey or Hi?

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

"It's the strange one word ones I get. What ate you meant to reply to either Hey or Hi?"

What about when you've never spoken and you get a friend request?

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By *agic.MMan
11 weeks ago

Orpington

The weirdest message I ever received was actually on Instagram- a woman said she would pay me to impregnate her, as I look a lot like her husband...aperantly her husband was not able to have children, but she wanted to give birth to a "miracle baby" for him. When I asked if her husband knew about it, she said "no, it wouldn't be a miracle if he did"...to which I said it wouldn't be much of a miracle, if he asks for a paternity test and finds out it's not his. And then she just disappeared

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By *ack FrostyMan
11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Any first message is weird as they are as rare as hens teeth 🤣🤣

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
11 weeks ago

belfast

"I despair of this place, I really do. These people walk among us. Sorry ladies."

What are you apologising for? Did you send any of the messages?

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By *aui.Man
11 weeks ago

around here

When I had a couples profile we received a message that was aimed at my then partner. It went along the lines of...

Does your boyfriend have a single profile called Maui? (I did and my gf was aware). If so can you tell him to stop messaging me. He's been constantly messaging me for weeks begging for a meet. I've told him no but he just won't stop messaging. It's becoming borderline stalking.

This caused a little bit of tension between my gf and I. I explained I'd never spoken to this woman. Thankfully when I went back through my messages i did find a message from this woman, from weeks before. Where I'd replied and explained I was seeing someone and wasn't meeting alone.

When my ex pulled her up on it to say I know he's never spoken to you. The woman was like, it's just a joke. Get over it.

Very odd behaviour. It seems it's not just single guys who can't take rejection.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
11 weeks ago

Rushden

"Show me your gash"

- need a vomit emoji

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I've had one saying im balls deep in my wife looking at pictures of you.

And they say romance is dead

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By *ersona101Man
11 weeks ago

Letchworth

Once had a guy ask me if I could beat him up in front of his wife.

Think that's been my strangest.

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Once had a guy ask me if I could beat him up in front of his wife.

Think that's been my strangest."

I had a woman ask me to beat her too. That's just very odd

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I once got an unsolicited message from a woman saying I looked nice. Wasn’t a forum game or anything.

Weird.

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By *oebloggs216Man
11 weeks ago

Rugby

A reply to my well crafted initial message, "You didn't send a photo of your dick", after the profile stated "NO DICK PIXS" a hundred times!!

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By *aven.Woman
11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"I despair of this place, I really do. These people walk among us. Sorry ladies."

Sex related messages on a sex site?!!! It's outrageous!

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
11 weeks ago

South West London

Don't know if this is weird but keep getting messages from couples who state on the profiles that they're not looking for single men

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple
11 weeks ago

leeds

I think the ‘ free now fancy meeting’ ones are just chancers, had a few of the breeder messages and the oddest was.. can we all meet and I hide in your wardrobe and watch you suck him off , he wanted to wear my knickers and just watch.. not even wank lol

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By *exandcoffeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Stamford

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By *exandcoffeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Stamford

So many 😆

What age did you lose your virginity?

I want to ram my rock hard cock into your pussy until you’re so sore you can’t walk afterwards (or words to that effect)

You’re so pretty (I have no face photos public)

I’ve been looking through your photos…(when I only had one photo set as public)

The list goes on 😂

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By *agerMorganMan
11 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Recently had a guy message me out the blue saying, not asking mind, “your dick needs a good sucking”.

There’s forward, then there’s really forward.

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By *riendlyStarMan
11 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Guys wanting to impregnate me is quite a common one, although I imagine it's more the desire for bareback rather than the reality of shared custody or 18 years of child support...

The worst one I think I have had was someone describing in great detail how they wanted to have, shall we say "non-consential relations" with me... needless to say they were blocked and reported. x"

Man that's too far bareback is hot but some just are wrongens you done the right thing

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By *riendlyStarMan
11 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

Mine was wanting to hit Mt genitals and shrink it with ice bit odd for me lol

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By *irthlingMan
11 weeks ago

stroud

The only unsolicited messages I get in my inbox are the ones telling me my membership is about to run out.

Always a little flutter of excitement when I see “1 new message”, but always from those spamming Fabswingers couple.

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By *angerous123Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Had a guy messaging me asking if he could pay me to make a video with inflatables. Quizzed him further and he basically got turned on by inflatable pool toys such as lilos, those blow up dolphins etc. Didn't even want me naked just throwing them around, rubbing them etc. Liked the sound they made.

Always wondered how that fetish developed?

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By *onestphilMan
11 weeks ago

Preston

Definitely some weird one's out there. Feel sorry for the person sending them only because in their head it sounds good lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
11 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Our weirdest was years ago and just said "wanna fuk pig?"

Cal

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Our weirdest was years ago and just said "wanna fuk pig?"

Cal"

Sweet, sweet verse

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

I don't send them normally but I might have just sent one.

Some newbies in my local updates keep posting about being let down so I gave them a pro tip essay. It went on for a bit and couldn't be bothered to make it any shorter so just grew and grew.

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By *ubbaRayDMan
11 weeks ago

Wicklow

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By *ittlebirdWoman
11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Marry me was the weirdest as an opening gambit….

And it wasn’t even from Jason Statham. Sadly

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

If they could share one of my friends

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By *eyeYCouple
11 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Honestly we quite appreciate some of the utterly eye roll messages.. Make's blocking far less of a decision 🙄

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

ferrybank

"One being asked to use him as a human toilet and to make him eat it 🤢 "

I had a mate from London ho was in a relationship wit a Dutch girl who liked to crap on his chest.

Worst thing about was that he enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I very rarely get messages from people. Had a couple of messages from attractive local ladies asking for photos then they deactivate their accounts

I learnt very quickly to lock down my preferences

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Hmmm

The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved

The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask

The Smurf guy

Paid to have a baby

Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳

Asked me to help him milk the cows

Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife

I could keep going but you get the idea

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By *exandcoffeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Stamford

"Honestly we quite appreciate some of the utterly eye roll messages.. Make's blocking far less of a decision 🙄"

Plus they keep us entertained right? 😆

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By *adbod7519Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

The one which included a face pic

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By *urry BlokeMan
11 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"You make me wanna take my socks off"

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By *HUSH-Man
11 weeks ago

London

A postcode and a promise of complete anonymity.

How could anyone possibly turn that down. 🤷

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 weeks ago

Greenock

I have received messages, quite a few times from guys saying

“Can you breed me daddy”

“ can you fcuk me then piss on me”

“ put your leather on and own me”

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By *liza_13Woman
11 weeks ago

Hamilton

Oh many many weird first messages

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

If I ever get a first message, it'll be weird, and probably trigger my arrythmia.🤯

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By *he Silver FuxMan
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Fab message. “You’re up late. The man that me and my three girlfriends were expecting tonight has had to cancel, do you want to come over now”

I though..‘that’s weird’ as I pulled on a shirt whilst getting in my car…

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Hmmm

The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved

The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask

The Smurf guy

Paid to have a baby

Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳

Asked me to help him milk the cows

Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife

I could keep going but you get the idea "

No, no, I'm dense, I'm not getting it. Please keep going. 🤣

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By *batMan
11 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I was chatting to a woman who wanted me to racially abuse her. Not only did it make me feel really uncomfortable, I even wondered if it was some sort of trap.

It's a pity as she was a honey. But not for me!

Gbat

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By *oney HoneyWoman
11 weeks ago

York

I get plenty of weird ones…. Don’t want to fetish shame anyone, but the weirdest last week was someone wanting to pay me to touch my feet!

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
11 weeks ago

Inverness

Keep getting messages from different accounts but think it’s the same person. They want me to fight with another female while men watch 🤔

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By *upersonic SamMan
11 weeks ago

wigan

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

Same

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

"Keep getting messages from different accounts but think it’s the same person. They want me to fight with another female while men watch 🤔

Same here

Apparently I’ll be well looked after …

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

To have me read a story to her….

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
11 weeks ago

Inverness

"Keep getting messages from different accounts but think it’s the same person. They want me to fight with another female while men watch 🤔

Same here

Apparently I’ll be well looked after …

Haha yeh exactly. Very strange 🤔

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By *he Silver FuxMan
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I get plenty of weird ones…. Don’t want to fetish shame anyone, but the weirdest last week was someone wanting to pay me to touch my feet! "

So did online banking help?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

A lot may have zero interest in what they request, they merely want to cause us to respond.

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By *carlettxWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

Mainly

Toilet play

Offers of lots of money /gifts

Mummy role play - ewwww

Girl fighting

Offering their cock cage key

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By *haiababeWoman
11 weeks ago

North devon

"I've had one saying im balls deep in my wife looking at pictures of you.

And they say romance is dead

Yes this to a profile thay says 2 times they dont want to get involved woth someone who has a partner who is unaware of their extra activities.

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By *haiababeWoman
11 weeks ago

North devon

Also had an opening message askong if i was owned or a cheating wife. Almost like i cant be here ofy own free will as a single female.

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Hmmm

The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved

The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask

The Smurf guy

Paid to have a baby

Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳

Asked me to help him milk the cows

Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife

I could keep going but you get the idea

No, no, I'm dense, I'm not getting it. Please keep going. 🤣"

So there’s the

Old fella who sends me a new jam/curd/marmalade/chutney recipe most days. I think he’s lost 🤣

Several physical trainers who have pointed out how fat and unfuckable I am, but not to worry. They will selflessly take on my training to help me reach my “dream body” so they’ll want to fuck me

Earlier someone wanted me to pee in a glass so he could drink it

One who wanted to insert a live fish into my ass while he fucked my doggy style

The guy who shaved every part of his body including eyebrows and expected me to shower in his guest bathroom with hibiscrub and wear a sterile suit before we could fuck 🤨

The man who asked about my Chinese zodiac so he could see if we were compatible

Oh and the guy who had self pierced several gemstones under the skin of his cock so it would feel better

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Hmmm

The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved

The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask

The Smurf guy

Paid to have a baby

Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳

Asked me to help him milk the cows

Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife

I could keep going but you get the idea

No, no, I'm dense, I'm not getting it. Please keep going. 🤣

So there’s the

Old fella who sends me a new jam/curd/marmalade/chutney recipe most days. I think he’s lost 🤣

Earlier someone wanted me to pee in a glass so he could drink it

One who wanted to insert a live fish into my ass while he fucked my doggy style

The guy who shaved every part of his body including eyebrows and expected me to shower in his guest bathroom with hibiscrub and wear a sterile suit before we could fuck 🤨

The man who asked about my Chinese zodiac so he could see if we were compatible

Oh and the guy who had self pierced several gemstones under the skin of his cock so it would feel better

Yep.......the world's fucked

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By *adyBugsWoman
11 weeks ago

cognito

There’s been so many I can’t remember the worst *sigh*

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
9 weeks ago

cambridge

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

That is WEIRD! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

You too?!

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By *quirrel!Man
9 weeks ago

Nearby

Do you know how to milk a cat?

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By *quirrel!Man
9 weeks ago

Nearby

"Do you know how to milk a cat? "

That was the first message - I wasn’t just asking!

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
9 weeks ago

durham

Had a few but none on here and all too long to write out.

But my favs are a fella wanting me to dress him up in a piece of attire designed for a babies undercarriage (fab won’t allow me to use the word) and mug him off.

And another fella wanting to be my footstall/general helper outer.

I’m not kink shaming but these are a bit forward straight of the bat, and they were on a social networking site.

But if you don’t ask you don’t get, amirite?

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By *orflondonerMan
9 weeks ago

Wood Green

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By *orflondonerMan
9 weeks ago

Wood Green

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Someone asking me to poo on them has probably been the strangest so far… each to their own obviously

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By *bcooljMan
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

A man sent me his address and crusty ass pic in the first message, thought it was fake but it probably was his address going by the stories I hear.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central

"Do you know how to milk a cat? "

Kittens manage it instinctively. It wasn't pussy asking, I assume?

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

We get a load asking for club advice as newbies. Had one ask if he could make pinky happy I said she needed cover in the shop because someone had rang in sick. It was then obvious he only wanted to make himself happy.

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By *mf123Man
9 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I had one from a woman asking to impregnate me

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
9 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

we got

will your Mrs fight mine?

er, that'll be a no.

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
9 weeks ago

durham

"Someone asking me to poo on them has probably been the strangest so far… each to their own obviously "

That is a bold first move though isn’t it?

You have some fellas that are to shy to initiate a conversation with women and then you got my guy on the complete opposite end of the spectrum that swaggers straight into the room throwing sc@t on the table as an opener.

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
9 weeks ago

durham

"we got

will your Mrs fight mine?

er, that'll be a no."

I dunno why this made me lol.

I think it’s because of how unexpected it was.

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By *quirrel!Man
9 weeks ago

Nearby

"Do you know how to milk a cat?

Kittens manage it instinctively. It wasn't pussy asking, I assume? "

I think they’d watched “Meet the Fockers” - they offered to show me how!

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By *ust another WonkoMan
9 weeks ago

here and there

I don't get messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
9 weeks ago

"I don't get messages "

😭

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By *ust another WonkoMan
9 weeks ago

here and there

"I don't get messages

😭"
What?

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By *ongandharderMan
9 weeks ago

Rotherham

Wanna fuck or hi or the usual ones I get

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By *rthur30Man
9 weeks ago

Warrington

Him: "Do you have big balls?"

Me: "Yes".

End of conversation.

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By *ornycougaWoman
8 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I've had a few 'use me as a toilet' messages but the strangest was a guy who said he wanted me to meet him at a cash point and empty his bank account (not a euphemism in this case)

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By *eganMayWoman
8 weeks ago

Clevedon

In return for two hours of gardening, he wanted me and him to put on nothing but tights and for me to wank him off.

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By *eturningagain2024Man
8 weeks ago

fife

Guy messaged me (before I blocked all)

I’m with my wife just now and our son is coming over soon, do you think it’s hot if you were fucking my wife and our son walked in and caught you,

That was the final straw for me allowing guys to message 🤣🤣🤣 like what the actual fuck,

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By *ixenitedWoman
8 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Wow and I thought I'd had some weird messages, am cracking up at some of these 🤣🤣🤣

Some of my most memorable today were:

Hi can I breed you bitch?

Im so horny, I've got my dick in a hoover (I was lucky enough to see pic evidence too, not that I asked) lol

I want to plow my way into your guts and fuck you dumb, you know you love it, get back to me and let's make magic happen.

Just lmaooooo

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By *eturningagain2024Man
8 weeks ago

fife

Get back to me and let’s make the magic happen, 🤣🤣 that made me chuckle a little that one, fucking magic Mike haha

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By *ixenitedWoman
8 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

"Get back to me and let’s make the magic happen, 🤣🤣 that made me chuckle a little that one, fucking magic Mike haha

Lmao thats what i thought too ey up magic mikes turned up, thats good he can make himself disappear then lol "

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By *8on33Man
8 weeks ago

winfrith

"Can you fix my fridge … ( not even a please or thank you ! ) "
Did you?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"In return for two hours of gardening, he wanted me and him to put on nothing but tights and for me to wank him off."

If he collects hedge clippings…

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By *ife NinjaMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Wow and I thought I'd had some weird messages, am cracking up at some of these 🤣🤣🤣

Some of my most memorable today were:

Hi can I breed you bitch?

Im so horny, I've got my dick in a hoover (I was lucky enough to see pic evidence too, not that I asked) lol

I want to plow my way into your guts and fuck you dumb, you know you love it, get back to me and let's make magic happen.

Just lmaooooo"

Poetry, sweet, sweet verse

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By *uttercupWoman
8 weeks ago

Borders

The special gift of a baby

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By *host63Man
8 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

I can honestly say I have only once in 10 years of being on this site had a woman message me.

So it's not relevant and frankly I would welcome a message from a woman no matter how weird.

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By *ife NinjaMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"The special gift of a baby

How can you resist?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

It went as follows:

"Can I pay you to let my dog get involved?"

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
8 weeks ago

durham

"It went as follows:

"Can I pay you to let my dog get involved?""

Mate!

I was chatting to a lady years ago who gave me a rundown of strange requests.

She told me one fella asked if she would tug he’s dog off, and then followed it with “I’ll pay you more if I can watch”

So was the first offer purely for the dogs benefit?

If you wernt gonna watch the first one were you just looking to be a reeeeal considerate pet owner?

Or maybe he was getting tired of he’s dog rattling he’s sofa cushions within an inch of their life?

So many unanswered questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"
yes i had on saying can i breed with you lol

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

chichester

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

Pretty common breeding ones tbh find

I had a guy ask if I would like to impregnate both his. daughters so he and his wife can have grandkids

as they are single

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I once had a woman message me that they should make clones of me. One for every virgin on her 18th 😳🤢

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By *enelope2UWoman
8 weeks ago

Fife

I've always wanted to fuck a black bird..

Can I try a black chick

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"In return for two hours of gardening, he wanted me and him to put on nothing but tights and for me to wank him off."

Ahh I’ve had that one too 🤣

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By *rindnbump V2Couple
8 weeks ago

Our little world of Kinky Fuckery in Durham

Been told they were going to drag me around the room by my hair, fuck me hard before pissing in my mouth (words to that effect)

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By *oppabear82Man
8 weeks ago

near you

Had a few from men saying, I know your not into men but fancy giving it a try.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I was asked if I wore dentures, and he was very disappointed when I replied that I did not.

He then asked if knew anyone that did.....

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By *orthern BeardMan
8 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

I got one the other night from a couple that just said

‘Dump babies in my wife?’

Needless so say I declined

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve said this loads on the forums but the bloke who messaged once a week to ask if I’d drop my wife off so he could bang her in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house.

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By *orthern BeardMan
8 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I’ve said this loads on the forums but the bloke who messaged once a week to ask if I’d drop my wife off so he could bang her in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house."

HOWLING! That’s a peach 😂😂

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
8 weeks ago

Norwich

I often get asked if they can impregnate me

Weirdest recently was asking if I’d use their face as a toilet

did I give their daddy a bj last night coz they’re going to tell their mummy on me

Also was offered £250 to stand on a man in heels, squat and pee on him then kick him in the balls

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I’ve said this loads on the forums but the bloke who messaged once a week to ask if I’d drop my wife off so he could bang her in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house.

HOWLING! That’s a peach 😂😂"

The craziest thing about it is he is verified which means someone took him up on the offer

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *ookgoodnakedMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

"I got one once from a guy asking if he could buy me a nursing bra, so that he could lay in my lap and be breast fed. It was weird for a first message.

They do look very suckable buy that's just weird...bitty

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By *outhstaffscoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Cannock

We had a guy asking about a club meet. In a further message he told us he fantasised about being castrated and then going to a club😬

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By *ookgoodnakedMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

"I got one once from a guy asking if he could buy me a nursing bra, so that he could lay in my lap and be breast fed. It was weird for a first message.

They do look very suckable buy that's just weird...bitty

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I got a text of a very weird woman asking if I’d fuck my own mother and what sort of stuff I’d do to her.

Instant block and nearly made me leave this site

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
8 weeks ago

Newcastle

Loads of weird shit… asking if I’d fuck a father and son or two brothers, asking if they could get me pregnant and make them pay child support, wanting me to stamp on their bits wearing stilettos or jam things down their cock, full graphic storylines with wayyy too much detail, offering me money for various things (my underwear, humiliating them, rinsing their bank accounts pay pig style), wanting to go round for sex while their wife was asleep upstairs. To name a few

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By *eganMayWoman
8 weeks ago

Clevedon

I thought about this for a long time before I came to my senses. My garden is in a bloody mess!!

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By *oonbath89Man
8 weeks ago

radstock

I know you’re straight but can I suck your thick bellend then piss in my mouth after you’ve cummed in it

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By *hadesofmWoman
8 weeks ago

canterbury

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

Regularly get strange messages. I honestly think I must attract the weird ones.

Commonly is what shall I say detailing their desires for non consensual relations, sometimes quite graffically which is pretty vile.

Several times a year I have messages proposing marriage.

I think one of the absolutely weirdest messages though, which was several years ago was someone who asked me if I would wear stilettos for them, and if they got a live fish and put it on the doorstep would I go to stand on the wiggling fish and put my stiletto heel through the animal to end it’s life. It honestly made me feel quite sick and I’m not over the shock of receiving that message and it’s been a long time.

It made me very wary of the kind of people who lurk here.

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By *mh1998Man
8 weeks ago

Handforth

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By *hadesofmWoman
8 weeks ago

canterbury

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By *endalshaggersCouple
8 weeks ago

Kendal

We'd probably bore some people to sleep in all honesty with some of what we've recieved xoxo

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8 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

A TV/TS said "Fack me"

Me: Block button

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I was asked if I wore dentures, and he was very disappointed when I replied that I did not.

He then asked if knew anyone that did....."

My… Nan? 🤔

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By *ornyvirginphxWoman
8 weeks ago

phoenix

It is WILD how many men tell me they want to impregnate or r@pe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I got the same message...

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I got the same message...

That could take them a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I got the same message...

That could take them a while..."

I think that's the point tbh...

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By *oomarangMan
8 weeks ago

Chester

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

Can you accommodate so I can call in and you can piss on my face eeewwww

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By *neeyedwillieMan
8 weeks ago

Darlington

"You left your coat in my room".

To be fair I had..but it was the first message I got from that person on Fab.

The other good one was "I loved the massage I got last night. i have a really tight knot in my pussy that needs working out this weekend if youre interested".

To be fair....I meet people at clubs not on here

As far as I recall, no one has ever messaged me that I've not already met before hand.

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By *lex CoxMan
8 weeks ago

Porth

A man says on his profile he's not looking for another man but winks and fabs my cock??

Some odd fekrs around

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By *irthyOne2024Man
8 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Asking for money to meet.

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
8 weeks ago

durham

Actually when I first joined I did have somebody ask if I wanted to do only fans with them, when I asked how much they pay talent they responded with “nothing, I normally charge for meets”

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol

I won't go in to detail as it was quite long winded and descriptive...

But a guy wanted me to shit in his mouth so he could eat it.

To this day... it was my best meet from fab

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
8 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

I did once message a couple who had a hot pic of the wife lying legs apart on the bathroom floor asking where they got their laminate from. In fairness we were having our own bathroom redone and it was nice laminate. I never got a response. I've also messaged a woman complimenting her on her kitchen.

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By *irdyballz1Man
8 weeks ago

Cumbria

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"

Did you say yes

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Central

"A man says on his profile he's not looking for another man but winks and fabs my cock??

Some odd fekrs around"

A lot of people say they aren't looking for men, as it stops the avalanche of offers but they will still have the interest and look around for the right ones.

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By *ebdensteMan
8 weeks ago

Hebden Bridge

"Can I tongue punch your fart box"

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I was asked if I wore dentures, and he was very disappointed when I replied that I did not.

He then asked if knew anyone that did.....

My… Nan? 🤔"

He'd already got her number

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me

eww

What's the weirdest first message you've received? x

Did you say yes

🤣🤣 hell no

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple
8 weeks ago

leeds

"Keep getting messages from different accounts but think it’s the same person. They want me to fight with another female while men watch 🤔

We had that too, I think I confused him when I told him andy works on cage fight shows around the globe so I’m pretty much up to speed with how it goes and I’m always well looked after

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