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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? " 🤢 | |||
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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? 🤢" Ikr? | |||
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"Or like wanting to slap someone really hard... In public?" Don't let your dreams be dreams  | |||
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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? " Lies! Women don't fart | |||
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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? Lies! Women don't fart "Of course they don't! Have a word with Willy. | |||
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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? Lies! Women don't fart
Of course they don't!
Have a word with Willy."She stinks, Joe | |||
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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? " Or someone is giving you oral sex | |||
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"Anytime I see a sign that says "Do not...."" Oddly enough, if the sign said "Please do..." It would be more likely to keep people away  | |||
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"Anytime I see a sign that says "Do not...." Oddly enough, if the sign said "Please do..." It would be more likely to keep people away "100%😆 | |||
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"I have a fetish for getting very messy and enjoy covering myself in deserts, slime and clay, but struggling to find women who are in to the same fetish" Could you sign up to a female Rugby club? | |||
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"You know, like when you have the need to sneeze while having a mouthful of food "Argh ! Mr Beanzzz … I pondered on the possibility of sneezing whilst midst dental treatment with my mouth held open … like what would happen if I sneezed in that predicament?! | |||
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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? Or someone is giving you oral sex" Or rimming you | |||
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"I have a fetish for getting very messy and enjoy covering myself in deserts, slime and clay, but struggling to find women who are in to the same fetish" Like having them lick Nutella off you and things like that. Because that doesn't sound too bad 😅 | |||
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"You know, like when you have the need to sneeze while having a mouthful of food
Argh ! Mr Beanzzz … I pondered on the possibility of sneezing whilst midst dental treatment with my mouth held open … like what would happen if I sneezed in that predicament?! "Well I already feel nervous going to the dentist but thank you for unlocking that new fear | |||
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"You know, like when you have the need to sneeze while having a mouthful of food "Or being in a restaurant and desperately wanting g to lick the dessert bowl clean. | |||
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"You know, like when you have the need to sneeze while having a mouthful of food
Or being in a restaurant and desperately wanting g to lick the dessert bowl clean."I feel your pain | |||
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"Or like wanting to suck on an older guys cock" Yeah, exactly the same thing 😅 | |||
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"You know, like when you have the need to sneeze while having a mouthful of food
Or being in a restaurant and desperately wanting g to lick the dessert bowl clean."Try being the one in the friend group who actually wants dessert while everyone else doesn't 😞 | |||
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"Or the urge to use a giant trolley in the Ikea warehouse as a scooter? I got told off last time 😳" I do the same with the Aldi trolley! Always look around first to make sure no one is watching though! 😂 | |||
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"Or the urge to use a giant trolley in the Ikea warehouse as a scooter? I got told off last time 😳" I got told off in Windsor castle for touching the swords. I think she thought I was about to crusade through the state rooms. | |||
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"Or the urge to use a giant trolley in the Ikea warehouse as a scooter? I got told off last time 😳 I do the same with the Aldi trolley! Always look around first to make sure no one is watching though! 😂" I thought I'd chosen a well-deserted aisle! I didn't check behind me, though... | |||
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"Or the urge to use a giant trolley in the Ikea warehouse as a scooter? I got told off last time 😳 I got told off in Windsor castle for touching the swords. I think she thought I was about to crusade through the state rooms." Never touch a royal weapon. | |||
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"The urge to fart when you're in someone else's bed? Lies! Women don't fart "Oh damnit I'm not a woman !  | |||
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"You know, like when you have the need to sneeze while having a mouthful of food
Argh ! Mr Beanzzz … I pondered on the possibility of sneezing whilst midst dental treatment with my mouth held open … like what would happen if I sneezed in that predicament?!
Well I already feel nervous going to the dentist but thank you for unlocking that new fear "Truly … it can rumble through your mind for hours in that dentists chair | |||
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