FabSwingers.com forum: Xmas Dinner disaster..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going to my sisters for Xmas dinner..

was tasked to make soup for starters and was busy watching Drag me to Hell on sky box office ( load of pish by the way )....... and the soup is fecking burnt.

lentils stuck to bottom of pan.

so we now having prawns and thousand island dressing... PRAWN COCKTAIL.

it's the 70's again.. and Gary Glitter Shitter is number 1..

hope yur dinners go well xxx

merry xmas xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my sisters for Xmas dinner..

was tasked to make soup for starters and was busy watching Drag me to Hell on sky box office ( load of pish by the way )....... and the soup is fecking burnt.

lentils stuck to bottom of pan.

so we now having prawns and thousand island dressing... PRAWN COCKTAIL.

it's the 70's again.. and Gary Glitter Shitter is number 1..

hope yur dinners go well xxx

merry xmas xxx"

If you were a woman you'd have bought in some Coven Garden soup - taste like home made, been able to watch yer film, and not revert back to the 70s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to my sisters for Xmas dinner..

was tasked to make soup for starters and was busy watching Drag me to Hell on sky box office ( load of pish by the way )....... and the soup is fecking burnt.

lentils stuck to bottom of pan.

so we now having prawns and thousand island dressing... PRAWN COCKTAIL.

it's the 70's again.. and Gary Glitter Shitter is number 1..

hope yur dinners go well xxx

merry xmas xxx"

Oh dear, trust you!

Good to see she has a good alternative starter to hand!

Started on the Bucks Fizz, and had my starter, duck is cooking nicely in the oven, so no disaster yet, she says!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halfway through a bottle of champagne had some cooked nibbles and watching muy eldest two cook. I have discovered my true forte on wii band hero eat yer heart out katy tunstal, black horse and cherry tree is mine! Lol xxx

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

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If you were a woman you'd have bought in some Coven Garden soup - taste like home made, been able to watch yer film, and not revert back to the 70s

That's a real witch's brew

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

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Well dinner was fine at my mothers. Highlight of the day had to be when she decided to stand in the middle of the living room and drop her trousers to see her bruises from when she had fallen over in the snow. Found pearls missing ducks arse its on the back of my sons head, got some real weird hairstyle going on today. I started to whatch happy feet and got bored. Oh and ive had all these texts of people wishing me a happy christmas and ive been replying but dont know who they are from since i lost half my numbers lolx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have enjoyed an excellent Christmas Dinner brought round to us by a dear friend who not only cooked the extra portions and "bagged" them up but drove 10 miles to deliver them to us knowing that we have no means to cook an Xmas Dinner ourselves.

A swinging couple who we have never played with but a true ambassador for the swinging scene and one of the main reasons we love it.

Bless ya hun, thankyou with all sincerity and damn it tastes good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well dinner was fine at my mothers. Highlight of the day had to be when she decided to stand in the middle of the living room and drop her trousers to see her bruises from when she had fallen over in the snow. Found pearls missing ducks arse its on the back of my sons head, got some real weird hairstyle going on today. I started to whatch happy feet and got bored. Oh and ive had all these texts of people wishing me a happy christmas and ive been replying but dont know who they are from since i lost half my numbers lolx"

I found the bum!!! It was tucked well inside the duck's cavity! The cut which I thought where the bum should be, was made so that the bum could be folded inside the bird to find into a smaller tub!!!

What a fool I had been!

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