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"Is this arse cheeks hair, buttcrack hair, or both?🤣" Yes indeed; the whole thing 😃 - bumhole included. I mean…why? Why is it there? (The hair I mean, not my bumhole….that’s for the aliens) | |||
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"How does my arse know to grow different hair to my face? (And no jokes about how similar they look 😆)" This is indeed a valid scientific question. Arse hair is unique; not like leg hair, chest hair, beards or hair on one’s head. My body is like a mismanaged lawn ☹️ | |||
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"How does my arse know to grow different hair to my face? (And no jokes about how similar they look 😆) This is indeed a valid scientific question. Arse hair is unique; not like leg hair, chest hair, beards or hair on one’s head. My body is like a mismanaged lawn ☹️ " Did you contort yourself to look in a mirror or put your head right back through your legs for a closer inspection? | |||
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"How does my arse know to grow different hair to my face? (And no jokes about how similar they look 😆) This is indeed a valid scientific question. Arse hair is unique; not like leg hair, chest hair, beards or hair on one’s head. My body is like a mismanaged lawn ☹️ Did you contort yourself to look in a mirror or put your head right back through your legs for a closer inspection?" I initially learned the incredible method of self admiration of the bumhole from my keen observations of a group of Chimpanzees intently studying their arseholes in a mirrored reflection at the zoo. Afterwards I decided to employ the scientific method and opted to take clippings of hair from various parts of my body. The results were quite startling! ….I now have bald patches all over my body 😜 | |||
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"How does my arse know to grow different hair to my face? (And no jokes about how similar they look 😆) This is indeed a valid scientific question. Arse hair is unique; not like leg hair, chest hair, beards or hair on one’s head. My body is like a mismanaged lawn ☹️ Did you contort yourself to look in a mirror or put your head right back through your legs for a closer inspection? I initially learned the incredible method of self admiration of the bumhole from my keen observations of a group of Chimpanzees intently studying their arseholes in a mirrored reflection at the zoo. Afterwards I decided to employ the scientific method and opted to take clippings of hair from various parts of my body. The results were quite startling! ….I now have bald patches all over my body 😜 " And are you going to glue the wrong bits of hair to the wrong body parts for comic effect? | |||
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"I used veet on my arse once and because the rest of me is so hairy I had a reverse mohawk thing going on back there." 😂 Derrier grooming is a true art form. I have found that standing in a bath tub with one foot on the side and with my free hand helping to part my raised leg’s buttock further facilitates the shave. (Not forgetting to repeat the procedure on both sides) | |||
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"How does my arse know to grow different hair to my face? (And no jokes about how similar they look 😆) This is indeed a valid scientific question. Arse hair is unique; not like leg hair, chest hair, beards or hair on one’s head. My body is like a mismanaged lawn ☹️ Did you contort yourself to look in a mirror or put your head right back through your legs for a closer inspection? I initially learned the incredible method of self admiration of the bumhole from my keen observations of a group of Chimpanzees intently studying their arseholes in a mirrored reflection at the zoo. Afterwards I decided to employ the scientific method and opted to take clippings of hair from various parts of my body. The results were quite startling! ….I now have bald patches all over my body 😜 And are you going to glue the wrong bits of hair to the wrong body parts for comic effect?" 😂😂 Like a mosaic - arse hair on my face and a beard on my arse 😂 | |||
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"I used veet on my arse once and because the rest of me is so hairy I had a reverse mohawk thing going on back there. 😂 Derrier grooming is a true art form. I have found that standing in a bath tub with one foot on the side and with my free hand helping to part my raised leg’s buttock further facilitates the shave. (Not forgetting to repeat the procedure on both sides) " I tried that with an old beard trimmer once and cut my bumhole. Not a pleasant experience. | |||
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"I used veet on my arse once and because the rest of me is so hairy I had a reverse mohawk thing going on back there. 😂 Derrier grooming is a true art form. I have found that standing in a bath tub with one foot on the side and with my free hand helping to part my raised leg’s buttock further facilitates the shave. (Not forgetting to repeat the procedure on both sides) I tried that with an old beard trimmer once and cut my bumhole. Not a pleasant experience." 😱😱😱 *Winces! | |||
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"Your excrement is a sign of health or ill-health. Without arse-hair, your poo would leave you and future mates could not know whether you were a good, healthy mate, or a sick, poor choice, because the poo was just on the ground, with no obvious sign who it came from. However, arse-hair keeps enough poo stuck to you so that a future mate can identify who the healthy/unhealthy poo belongs to. It's an evolutionary benefit, actioned through the deep un-conscious rather than anything conscious." I did, of course, make all that up. But I reckon at least one of you was close to Googling it  . | |||
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"Your excrement is a sign of health or ill-health. Without arse-hair, your poo would leave you and future mates could not know whether you were a good, healthy mate, or a sick, poor choice, because the poo was just on the ground, with no obvious sign who it came from. However, arse-hair keeps enough poo stuck to you so that a future mate can identify who the healthy/unhealthy poo belongs to. It's an evolutionary benefit, actioned through the deep un-conscious rather than anything conscious." 😂😂 Great Scott! You’re right! It makes perfect sense now! An evolutionary miracle it be! 👍🏻💩💩👍🏻😜 | |||
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"Your excrement is a sign of health or ill-health. Without arse-hair, your poo would leave you and future mates could not know whether you were a good, healthy mate, or a sick, poor choice, because the poo was just on the ground, with no obvious sign who it came from. However, arse-hair keeps enough poo stuck to you so that a future mate can identify who the healthy/unhealthy poo belongs to. It's an evolutionary benefit, actioned through the deep un-conscious rather than anything conscious. I did, of course, make all that up. But I reckon at least one of you was close to Googling it ."Oh…. ☹️ And….  | |||
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"Your excrement is a sign of health or ill-health. Without arse-hair, your poo would leave you and future mates could not know whether you were a good, healthy mate, or a sick, poor choice, because the poo was just on the ground, with no obvious sign who it came from. However, arse-hair keeps enough poo stuck to you so that a future mate can identify who the healthy/unhealthy poo belongs to. It's an evolutionary benefit, actioned through the deep un-conscious rather than anything conscious." The comdedian Daniel Sloss does a bit about this. He says if you got shit in your head hair, would you just wipe it off with paper? Of course not! Shave your arses people! | |||
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"Take after my mum. " Underrated comment | |||
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"Keeps my bum warm" You can have my hands to do that   | |||
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"Your excrement is a sign of health or ill-health. Without arse-hair, your poo would leave you and future mates could not know whether you were a good, healthy mate, or a sick, poor choice, because the poo was just on the ground, with no obvious sign who it came from. However, arse-hair keeps enough poo stuck to you so that a future mate can identify who the healthy/unhealthy poo belongs to. It's an evolutionary benefit, actioned through the deep un-conscious rather than anything conscious. I did, of course, make all that up. But I reckon at least one of you was close to Googling it .
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