FabSwingers.com forum: A pain you can't explain until you have truly endured it

By *usman 199 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Stockport

Good afternoon everyone

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By *asual_WandererWoman
7 weeks ago

A spot you want me

Passing a gallstone

Having a coil fitted

Someone pinning you, licking your nose, then blowing on it

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

kidney stone

almost as painful as eating salt & vinegar crisps with a paper cut

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Kidney stones is enough to make you pass out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
7 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bring kicked in the balls 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *r_BrightSparkMan
7 weeks ago

Barnet

Stubbing your toe on the coffee table

Banging your shin on the edge of the bed in pitch black after coming back from the toilet.

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By *a LunaWoman
7 weeks ago

South Wales

Having a poo after being properly constipated for ages. Sweaty forehead and burning bum hole.

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By *r_BrightSparkMan
7 weeks ago

Barnet

Flashbacks…if only this site allowed gifs

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By *uperS77Man
7 weeks ago

Gloucester

The passing of a parent

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Depression.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
7 weeks ago

North Angus

43 mosquito bites in a week 😫

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
7 weeks ago

Stoke

Man Flu.

Mr F.

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By *upersonic SamMan
7 weeks ago

wigan

Camera down your cock, not the camera itself but the lube made from dragons spunk.

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By *oastal1968Man
7 weeks ago

London

Tottenham Hotspur winning a cup. Luckily for us, we're never likely to endure that pain anytime soon! 😁

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By *lue RascalMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Stepping on my dogs paw. The guilt… 😔

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By *aked plumberMan
7 weeks ago

lincoln

Compartment syndrome….. wouldn’t recommend it

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By *owboy BebopMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Abscess (above crowned tooth). Face like the Elephant Man & very painful.

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By *andy 1Couple
7 weeks ago

northeast

takeing money out of the bank

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By *cottish guy 555Man
7 weeks ago

London

Frozen shoulder.

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By *otsossieMan
7 weeks ago

local, but not too local

Physical pain?

Kidney stones (and matching infection), shockwave lithotripsy to smash them, leading to renal colic again.

Also - cluster migraines, trapped sacral nerve.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

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By *otsossieMan
7 weeks ago

local, but not too local

Oh and a dry socket following a bodged tooth extraction.

And the time I managed to get my cock entangled in the metal zip on my jeans. Like zipped up past it, skin trapped in the teeth.

Nowhere near as painful as the others, though.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

Sciatica - it’s like a lightning bolt of pain ⚡️😣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The whole of the bottom of my feet being blistered was bad enough. Then having hydrogen peroxide poured on them prior to tinc benz was the most excruciating pain I have ever been in. When the nurse gave me a bit to put between my teeth, I knew it was going to be bad.

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By *otsossieMan
7 weeks ago

local, but not too local

Yep it was getting the sciatica treated which trapped the sacral nerve.

That’s the one which runs through your bits and down the inside of your leg, not down the outside

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Yep it was getting the sciatica treated which trapped the sacral nerve.

That’s the one which runs through your bits and down the inside of your leg, not down the outside

😫😫😫

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By *zeroMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Trying to tell a story or say something in a group conversation but no one listens to you and you have to do that thing where your voice slowly gets quieter till you stop.

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By *zeroMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Stepping on my dogs paw. The guilt… 😔"

The sharp noise

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I tore a muscle very badly in my lower back at Christmas Eve and had to go to A&E.

Was paralysed for about 30 mins and cried from the pain. First time pain has ever made me cry as an adult. 😬

Worst I've ever felt and I've done some dumb shit when I was younger lol. Still isn't quite right, even months later.

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By *itygamesMan
7 weeks ago

ear ache n toothache at same time with period pains whilst constipated with an ingrown toe nail all together

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By *eordieJeansCouple
7 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Losing an accumulator in the 96th minute.

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By *jk1978Couple
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

Crushing big toe while waring slippers on concrete base panel for fence thought would put one in to see how it looked ended up pushing it downward about a meter on to toe in slippers when doctors stopped laughing when asked how I done it they said it was crushed broken split and needed operation

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By *reat me rightWoman
7 weeks ago

Rotherham

In no particular order

Dry socket

Sciatica

Neuropathy in my feet

Migraine

Currently experiencing 2 to 4 today

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By *ell GwynnWoman
7 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Accidentally putting vape juice in your eye instead of hay-fever drops.

Someone putting their fingers inside you after chopping chillis and forgetting to wash their hands.

Childbirth, obvs.

Tooth abscess

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By *idnight0810Couple
7 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Walking to the restaurant with a snapped Achilles

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By *ackagain!Man
7 weeks ago

Nearby

Prostate biopsy. So painful I had some kind of a fit and they gave up .

Was young , apparently it tends to be fine when you are a bit older and you are a bit looser.

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By *2000ManMan
7 weeks ago

Worthing

As been mentioned, stubbing toe and hitting shin. Mouth alcer and accidentaly biting it!

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
7 weeks ago

District 13

Being flicked/smacked square in the bollocks 🤮🤮🤮

Worse than child birth 😂😂😂😳

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By *ackagain!Man
7 weeks ago

Nearby

"Being flicked/smacked square in the bollocks 🤮🤮🤮

Worse than child birth 😂😂😂😳"

Not sure about that ha. If men were left to give birth humans would have been extinct by now

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By *r John WickMan
7 weeks ago

The Continental

"Losing an accumulator in the 96th minute."

I’ve suffered that one.

In the time before cash outs, it was an 8 folds that was gonna be paying me £65k+

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By *rindnbump V2Couple
7 weeks ago

Our little world of Kinky Fuckery in Durham

Total knee replacement.

I always thought I had a high pain threshold but never felt pain like it despite taking a lot of pain meds including oral morphine

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Shingles.

Herniated disc.

Torn labrum in shoulder causing constant dislocations.

Being beaten almost to death with a baseball bat( yep it's happened to me) one of the blows broke my elbow hitting me on the " funny bone" we've all hit our funny bone yes, it hurts like a bastard yes?

Now imagine that but with a baseball bat.

Infected ingrown toenail.

Numerous cuts as a result of being in the building trade.

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
7 weeks ago

liverpool

Dental abscess, sciatica, putting your kneecap on the opposite side of your leg to where it belongs. The snapping/ripping noise is one I'll never forget. Still not right 20 years later

Childbirth hurts like a bastard but those are worse

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By *eordieJeansCouple
7 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Losing an accumulator in the 96th minute.

I’ve suffered that one.

In the time before cash outs, it was an 8 folds that was gonna be paying me £65k+"

Ouch. My worst was only a couple of grand. I thought all the matches had finished and d*unkenly offered to buy half the bar a pint 🤦🏽‍♂️

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
7 weeks ago

Grampian

Genuine Frozen shoulder

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By *929Man
7 weeks ago

newcastle

Having to cough or sneeze in the days following a full abdominal incision

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
7 weeks ago

South Down

Childbirth

Gallstones

Having your first poo after childbirth

I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating

Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Childbirth

Gallstones

Having your first poo after childbirth

I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating

Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions "

Calf cramp eeekkkk

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By *r John WickMan
7 weeks ago

The Continental

Shingles

Fuck me, that was excruciating!

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By *r John WickMan
7 weeks ago

The Continental

Being stabbed.

That didn’t tickle.

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By *ecky and justCouple
7 weeks ago

Godalming

Dislocated ACJ in shoulder. When it relocated omg the pain..!

Broken neck and other bones but the ACJ… 😳

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By *ellhungvweMan
7 weeks ago

Cheltenham

That feeling of dread when you realise you have run out of tea bags.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"That feeling of dread when you realise you have run out of tea bags."

Or toilet paper

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By *adyBugsWoman
7 weeks ago

cognito

Ectopic pregnancy that’s burst… that’s pretty ouchie

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By *avexxMan
7 weeks ago

cheshire

dog bite on hand 2 weeks down to the bone stitches out yesterday .

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
7 weeks ago

Hampshire

Physical?

Back ache (affects everything) or acute toothache is probably the worst pain I've had.

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By *rAitchMan
7 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Getting run over at work by a 6-ton forklift truck and my steel toe cap crushing my foot under the weight smarted somewhat. That was almost 25 years ago and still get pains in my foot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 weeks ago

North West

Sciatic nerve impingement

Neuropathy

Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
7 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Pancreatitis.

Getting a piece of rust embedded in your eyeball.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
7 weeks ago

Norwich

"Sciatic nerve impingement

Neuropathy

Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived. "

I'll go with sciatic nerve, couldn't walk without excruciating pain for months

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 weeks ago

North West

"Sciatic nerve impingement

Neuropathy

Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived.

I'll go with sciatic nerve, couldn't walk without excruciating pain for months"

I still can't walk over 7yrs later 😂

It's not the only reason but was a massive contribution to it. I was pregnant at the time of the disc going out sideways and squishing the nerve root. But did they believe me?! Nope. Not a sausage of pain relief allowed either (3rd trimester) so I had to just endure.

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By *hank you sirMan
7 weeks ago

colchester

Spilling liquid nitrogen on your hand

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By *ikerdaveMan
7 weeks ago

redcar

Broke my tib and fib in 3 places in a bike accident now that didn't really hurt and was just throbbing a bit, it hurt a bit when paramedics cut and pulled my boot and leathers off but when at the hospital after x-ray and they pulled it straight prior to putting backslab on it now that was absolutely excruciating and I screamed like a baby

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Sciatica

Conjunctivitis

Tension migraine

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By *orksRockerMan
7 weeks ago

Bradford

Flu.... and I don't mean a bad cold

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By *ittlebirdWoman
7 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Sciatica 💯

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By *acey_RedWoman
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

Ruptured ovarian cyst.

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By *appytochatMan
7 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Being kicked in the bollocks or slamming them into the crossbar of a bike when you were younger

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔

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By *ellroseWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

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By *orthern BeardMan
7 weeks ago

Banbury

Trying to take a piss with a boner

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By *ollybirdWoman
7 weeks ago

east Cork

"Childbirth

Gallstones

Having your first poo after childbirth

I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating

Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions

Calf cramp eeekkkk"

Difene spray is the job for calf cramps or restless legs

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By *cflirtyMan
7 weeks ago

closer than you might think

"Physical pain?

Kidney stones (and matching infection), shockwave lithotripsy to smash them, leading to renal colic again.

Also - cluster migraines, trapped sacral nerve. "

Oh god cluster migraines

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 weeks ago

North West

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫"

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

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By *elvet RopeMan
7 weeks ago

by the big field

Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).

The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 weeks ago

North West

"Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).

The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!"

I fell onto my sacrum when I was a child - on marble stairs in Blackpool Tower. I genuinely believe I caused myself lasting damage but the grown ups just picked me up and told me to stop complaining

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By *histle do nicelyMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow South

Standing on lego bricks

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By *ristol100Man
7 weeks ago

Bristol

Loss of my father

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By *uenevereWoman
7 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).

The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!"

Yes!

This was definitely more painful than childbirth.

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By *inxy777Woman
7 weeks ago

essex

Shin pain/cramp.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
7 weeks ago

the moon

😐

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By *elvet RopeMan
7 weeks ago

by the big field

"Being kicked in the bollocks or slamming them into the crossbar of a bike when you were younger

I once saw someone trying to hang a net on some goal posts by going commando style under the crossbar. He somehow hooked his ball sack on the net hooks, screamed with pain once as it hooked him and then a long one as he lost his grip trying to get free, swung halfway down by his taters then finally fell to the floor as it popped out or his scrotum ripped...not quite sure which as everyone watching kind of closed their eyes and winced in sympathy at that point.

I'd never actually seen anyones face turn green before

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By *lan157Man
7 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

Unbearable grief I would say

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Mordor

The headaches from liver damage, caused by the meds for your broken vertebrae.

Or stubbing you pinkie toe on the coffee table.

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By *ellroseWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

Ok you win. Show off.

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By *ustintime69Man
7 weeks ago

Bristol

Not painful but trying too hard (literally!) to deep throat my fb and bending my cock…. when I pulled out there was blood coming out of the tip of it, dripping onto the pillow. A slightly concerned doctor told me that it was probably not serious (just a flesh wound!?!) and advised me that I should avoid strenuous activity for a few days!

I definitely listened to that advice!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣"

Ooft. That's weird.

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Mordor

"Not painful but trying too hard (literally!) to deep throat my fb and bending my cock…. when I pulled out there was blood coming out of the tip of it, dripping onto the pillow. A slightly concerned doctor told me that it was probably not serious (just a flesh wound!?!) and advised me that I should avoid strenuous activity for a few days!

I definitely listened to that advice!"

Was this "slightly concerned doctor" wearing a suit of black armour?

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By *iger4uWoman
7 weeks ago

In my happy place

Trigeminal neuralgia

Image bad tooth pain then turn up the pain x100

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By *ellroseWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣

Ooft. That's weird."

Noooooo, I assist with similar things in my job 🤣

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By *8on33Man
7 weeks ago

winfrith

Gowt so painful on the way to the hospital at 3am I lay in the middle of the road and prayed a truck would come and run me over .

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By *eilde HoarWoman
7 weeks ago

In a wax coated bubble

Falling whilst running at speed, landing on my kneecaps, I saw stars for a while after that one.

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By *ornycougaWoman
7 weeks ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

Dislocated shoulder

Major vag chafing after cycling 40km in 45 degree heat on a bike that is far too big for you

Doing the Tour of Mont Blanc whilst crippled with Norovirus and holding everything in at both ends for 17km

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By *ustintime69Man
7 weeks ago

Bristol

I definitely listened to that advice!

Was this "slightly concerned doctor" wearing a suit of black armour?"

No just a slightly amused expression 😂

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By *oeBeansMan
7 weeks ago

Derby

Ingrown toenail

Pulled muscle in your back

Toothache

Watching Antony doing these stepovers on the edge of the box only to pass it back to the RB

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

ferrybank

A rare auto immune disease I got about 5 years ago called vasculitis.

There's pain and there's torture.

Lived to tell the tail

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By *innamon!Woman
7 weeks ago

no matter

"Ruptured ovarian cyst."

I was going to say that , I had two in the 80’s and the pain doubles you up, ended up in hospital both times.

Also fitting a coil was pretty bad .

Tooth abcess’s and two rounds of antibiotics

Injection in the sole of foot to remove glass

Not looking forward to potential knee op if that is painful .

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By *innamon!Woman
7 weeks ago

no matter

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

No pain worse im sure xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 weeks ago

North West

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣

Ooft. That's weird."

Nahhhhhh, not weird. It's very interesting to see the inside of your hand/wrist.

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By *ermite12ukMan
7 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Accidently grinding a lump of skin off a finger while slipping, grinding a turning tool.

First nothing. No pain nothing. Then the blood starts to flow in little specks/dots. Then the pain.

Also, a grumbling appendix wasn't fun either.

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By *igboyreecexxxMan
7 weeks ago

hemel

Thinking you had one more beer in the fridge only to find you’ve already drank it 😬

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By *riel13Woman
7 weeks ago

Northampton

Sciatica... Absolutely mental, that was!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
7 weeks ago

Essex.

Not one mention of treading on Lego...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
7 weeks ago

ashford

Burst ear drum x

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By *uckingFutzMan
7 weeks ago

Plymouth

Hitting that bloody funny bone!! Who ever named it that needs to be shot! There ain't nothing funny about it what so ever!

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By *parkle1974Woman
7 weeks ago

Leeds

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔

Ok you win. Show off."

That's a bit of an insensitive comment!

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔

Ok you win. Show off.

That's a bit of an insensitive comment! "

Yes it was and I’m sorry. Very poor attempt at dark humour. Sounded better in my head.

Sorry x

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
7 weeks ago

Colchester

"Tottenham Hotspur winning a cup. Luckily for us, we're never likely to endure that pain anytime soon! 😁"

Made me laugh! Thank you! Angel-ish

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

That's beyond words

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By *uckingFutzMan
7 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

Just reading this made me feel unbearably sad! This is the worst pain imaginable!

So sorry for your loss x

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

Having sunburnt skin slapped

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By *bw partiesWoman
7 weeks ago

warrington

Appendicitis

Sciatica

Pulled hamstring

Tooth absess

Giving birth

Death of a loved one

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
7 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"Passing a gallstone

Having a coil fitted

Someone pinning you, licking your nose, then blowing on it"

I totally agree with the coil one. As for the nose licking that would drive me mad with anger. I absolutely hate my nose being touched.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
7 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Fractured coccyx

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Stubbing your toe on the coffee table

Banging your shin on the edge of the bed in pitch black after coming back from the toilet.

Stubbing that same toe again, 5 seconds later.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
7 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

I can’t imagine this and it’s so sad to read. You have my sympathies. Not something anyone should ever experience. Xx

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

Frostbite and exposure to hot water, ie anything above 10ºc.

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
7 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Going through Bradford

Going NEAR Bradford

Sorry people from Bradford

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By *uckingFutzMan
7 weeks ago

Plymouth

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

A ruptured blood filled blister, caused by a frozen off verruca.

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By *uckingFutzMan
7 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Going through Bradford

Going NEAR Bradford

Sorry people from Bradford"

I sense a pattern forming here!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Reading these I have been lucky so far in my 59 years although I have lost both my parents.

I ruptured my ACL when 23 playing football but still managed to drive team mates home after. The worst pain was nurses bandaging me from hip to ankle and holding my leg up just by the heel of my foot letting me knee hyper extend and telling me to relax.

But for me, and it's a regular thing these days, all sorts of cramps in my legs at night. Calves, shins, feet but the worst is in the thigh.

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By * and R cple4Couple
7 weeks ago

swansea

Kidney stones

Child birth

Frozen shoulder

Dry socket

Having coil put in/removed.

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By *laytime_13Woman
7 weeks ago

Lincs

"Stepping on my dogs paw. The guilt… 😔"

In a similar vein… standing on my cats tail/paw/him generally as he runs under my feet. Feels awful!

Otherwise I agree with the poster up thread who said about having a coil fitted. The air turned blue that day

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By *laytime_13Woman
7 weeks ago

Lincs

Oh and also… burpee broad jumps. 80m of them in amongst other fitness exercises and running. Just no.

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By *oontuneMan
7 weeks ago

Menston

Bent some hairs back on my arm.

But the worst was losing the love of my life and my family.

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By *HornyHusband.Man
7 weeks ago

Darlington

A toothy blowjob

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Horsham

Abdominal surgery wound, I never knew just wiggling your toes would trigger the pain in that area.

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By *weetCherryWoman
7 weeks ago

London

Coil fitting

Gallbladder stones

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Gout that hurts like a bitch

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By *enfleetMaleMan
7 weeks ago

Hadleigh

Treading on lego

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By *assy69Man
7 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Good afternoon everyone

Broke my back a long old time ago, that was painful, but not as painful as the time i was shot. Neither seem to compare to the pain i was in when the gangrene infection in my gut became apparent

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By *ustintime69Man
7 weeks ago

Bristol

The terrible nagging pain and sense of loss that getting old on Fab gives one

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Mordor

"Not one mention of treading on Lego..."

Because that's a given. Everybody knows there's nothing worse.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
7 weeks ago

walsall

"Not one mention of treading on Lego...

Because that's a given. Everybody knows there's nothing worse."

How about treading on an electrical plug….

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Mordor

"Not one mention of treading on Lego...

Because that's a given. Everybody knows there's nothing worse.

How about treading on an electrical plug…."

Lego has sharp corners...

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By *.hrisMan
7 weeks ago

Bath

Pulling a metal bathroom door open on holiday, and catching your big toe nail. Then it starts pouring with blood and falls off a couple of months later. That hurts apparently

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By *rchitectMan
7 weeks ago

Dorchester

Toothache is a killer.

Being circumcised and not being able to pee.

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Toothache is a killer.

Being circumcised and not being able to pee."

Cloves are a life saver. Lidocaine is wonderful too.

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By *alcon77Man
6 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Listening to any metallica album from, and including, st anger all the way through.

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By *alcon77Man
6 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

A spinal disc that's cracked and the fragments are piercing into your sciatic nerve.

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By *piritOfWolvesMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Passing a gallstone

Having a coil fitted

Someone pinning you, licking your nose, then blowing on it"

Someone blowing on your nose? Who pinned you, Smaug?

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢"
never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!"

What upside down world are you living in?!

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!

What upside down world are you living in?!"

. Well I was thinking butter side up!!

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By *adyBugsWoman
6 weeks ago

cognito

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!

What upside down world are you living in?!"

I think you are in the upside down…always butter side up here. If I had bread (and butter) I’d test this theory.

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By *irthandgirthMan
6 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I had my last kidney stone dragged out of me with a grabby thing. I have it mounted in a jar. It was so big I named it. Dwayne, the rock from my johnson.

Stay hydrated people.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
6 weeks ago

The Lake District

Having 75kg Tgirl in 5inch stilleto heel shoes stand her full weight on one heel on some poor blokes bare boney foot as she reaches a body shaking orgasm while stood up,surrounded by a group watching,with the poor guy too close for his comfort,OUCH

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By *cflirtyMan
6 weeks ago

closer than you might think

Having both legs broken and unsupported for an hour

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By *onstellation40Man
6 weeks ago

Devizes

Nerve damage after a post operation infection. It was like putting my hand into a bucket of boiling acid.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
6 weeks ago

your head

A baby moving down the birth canal with its spine pushed against mine. Pushing him out was a peice of cake compared to that.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
6 weeks ago

West Brom

Cheating on someone and getting caught 🥲

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Ryde

As my wife can attest, being run over by a bus.

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By *coobydoo555Man
6 weeks ago

saltash

Accidentally jumping off a 5 story building landing on my feet and braking 9 bones in one foot then i walked back up 10 flights of stairs to find out I wasn’t as once the adrenaline wore off I was in absolute agony and discomfort!!!

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By *usie pTV/TS
6 weeks ago

taunton

Contortion of the right testicle, suffered from it a lot from a young age would right itself after a few hours, couldn't go to the docs about it as was always hard in those days lol, new one bloke who suffered from it and he collapsed in the street in Taunton was taken to hospital and had something done to prevent it happening. Always had a nagging pain in my right testicle till the first time I wore a metal cock ring and after a few hours the pain was gone, immense releif.

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By *laytonAMan
6 weeks ago

Newport

Had eye surgery when i was young and had my lens replaced with a plastic one, this involved a number of surgeries mostly under general. However on inspection the doctor noticed the stitches weren't tight enough which was stopping the eye healing so had to tighten the stitches which they did while i was awake due to proximityof other general procedures, the pain of him pulling those stitches tight as it pulled on my eyeball and it stretched my optical nerve was like nothing else I've ever experienced. Felt like he was ripping my eye from my body.

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A broken heart

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By *inceIlkestonMan
6 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"Good afternoon everyone

Camera up the penis is pain I had for sure.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
6 weeks ago

District 13

"Being flicked/smacked square in the bollocks 🤮🤮🤮

Worse than child birth 😂😂😂😳

Not sure about that ha. If men were left to give birth humans would have been extinct by now "

Or just a very low population 😂 I take that as a win 😂😂😂

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