FabSwingers.com forum: A pain you can't explain until you have truly endured it

By *usman 199 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Stockport

Good afternoon everyone

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By *asual_WandererWoman
10 weeks ago

A spot you want me

Passing a gallstone

Having a coil fitted

Someone pinning you, licking your nose, then blowing on it

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

kidney stone

almost as painful as eating salt & vinegar crisps with a paper cut

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Kidney stones is enough to make you pass out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
10 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bring kicked in the balls 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *r_BrightSparkMan
10 weeks ago

Barnet

Stubbing your toe on the coffee table

Banging your shin on the edge of the bed in pitch black after coming back from the toilet.

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By *a LunaWoman
10 weeks ago

South Wales

Having a poo after being properly constipated for ages. Sweaty forehead and burning bum hole.

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By *r_BrightSparkMan
10 weeks ago

Barnet

Flashbacks…if only this site allowed gifs

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By *uperS77Man
10 weeks ago

Gloucester

The passing of a parent

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Depression.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus

43 mosquito bites in a week 😫

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
10 weeks ago

Stoke

Man Flu.

Mr F.

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By *upersonic SamMan
10 weeks ago

wigan

Camera down your cock, not the camera itself but the lube made from dragons spunk.

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By *oastal1968Man
10 weeks ago

London

Tottenham Hotspur winning a cup. Luckily for us, we're never likely to endure that pain anytime soon! 😁

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By *ascaIMan
10 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Stepping on my dogs paw. The guilt… 😔

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By *aked plumberMan
10 weeks ago

lincoln

Compartment syndrome….. wouldn’t recommend it

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By *owboy BebopMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Abscess (above crowned tooth). Face like the Elephant Man & very painful.

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By *andy 1Couple
10 weeks ago

northeast

takeing money out of the bank

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By *cottish guy 555Man
10 weeks ago

London

Frozen shoulder.

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By *otsossieMan
10 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Physical pain?

Kidney stones (and matching infection), shockwave lithotripsy to smash them, leading to renal colic again.

Also - cluster migraines, trapped sacral nerve.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
10 weeks ago

Newcastle

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By *otsossieMan
10 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Oh and a dry socket following a bodged tooth extraction.

And the time I managed to get my cock entangled in the metal zip on my jeans. Like zipped up past it, skin trapped in the teeth.

Nowhere near as painful as the others, though.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
10 weeks ago

Newcastle

Sciatica - it’s like a lightning bolt of pain ⚡️😣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The whole of the bottom of my feet being blistered was bad enough. Then having hydrogen peroxide poured on them prior to tinc benz was the most excruciating pain I have ever been in. When the nurse gave me a bit to put between my teeth, I knew it was going to be bad.

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By *otsossieMan
10 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Yep it was getting the sciatica treated which trapped the sacral nerve.

That’s the one which runs through your bits and down the inside of your leg, not down the outside

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
10 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Yep it was getting the sciatica treated which trapped the sacral nerve.

That’s the one which runs through your bits and down the inside of your leg, not down the outside

😫😫😫

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Trying to tell a story or say something in a group conversation but no one listens to you and you have to do that thing where your voice slowly gets quieter till you stop.

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Stepping on my dogs paw. The guilt… 😔"

The sharp noise

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I tore a muscle very badly in my lower back at Christmas Eve and had to go to A&E.

Was paralysed for about 30 mins and cried from the pain. First time pain has ever made me cry as an adult. 😬

Worst I've ever felt and I've done some dumb shit when I was younger lol. Still isn't quite right, even months later.

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By *itygamesMan
10 weeks ago

ear ache n toothache at same time with period pains whilst constipated with an ingrown toe nail all together

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Losing an accumulator in the 96th minute.

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By *jk1978Couple
10 weeks ago

Cheshire

Crushing big toe while waring slippers on concrete base panel for fence thought would put one in to see how it looked ended up pushing it downward about a meter on to toe in slippers when doctors stopped laughing when asked how I done it they said it was crushed broken split and needed operation

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By *reat me rightWoman
10 weeks ago

Rotherham

In no particular order

Dry socket

Sciatica

Neuropathy in my feet

Migraine

Currently experiencing 2 to 4 today

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Accidentally putting vape juice in your eye instead of hay-fever drops.

Someone putting their fingers inside you after chopping chillis and forgetting to wash their hands.

Childbirth, obvs.

Tooth abscess

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By *idnight0810Couple
10 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Walking to the restaurant with a snapped Achilles

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By *ackagain!Man
10 weeks ago

Nearby

Prostate biopsy. So painful I had some kind of a fit and they gave up .

Was young , apparently it tends to be fine when you are a bit older and you are a bit looser.

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By *2000ManMan
10 weeks ago

Worthing

As been mentioned, stubbing toe and hitting shin. Mouth alcer and accidentaly biting it!

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
10 weeks ago

District 13

Being flicked/smacked square in the bollocks 🤮🤮🤮

Worse than child birth 😂😂😂😳

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By *ackagain!Man
10 weeks ago

Nearby

"Being flicked/smacked square in the bollocks 🤮🤮🤮

Worse than child birth 😂😂😂😳"

Not sure about that ha. If men were left to give birth humans would have been extinct by now

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

"Losing an accumulator in the 96th minute."

I’ve suffered that one.

In the time before cash outs, it was an 8 folds that was gonna be paying me £65k+

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By *rindnbump V2Couple
10 weeks ago

Our little world of Kinky Fuckery in Durham

Total knee replacement.

I always thought I had a high pain threshold but never felt pain like it despite taking a lot of pain meds including oral morphine

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Shingles.

Herniated disc.

Torn labrum in shoulder causing constant dislocations.

Being beaten almost to death with a baseball bat( yep it's happened to me) one of the blows broke my elbow hitting me on the " funny bone" we've all hit our funny bone yes, it hurts like a bastard yes?

Now imagine that but with a baseball bat.

Infected ingrown toenail.

Numerous cuts as a result of being in the building trade.

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
10 weeks ago

liverpool

Dental abscess, sciatica, putting your kneecap on the opposite side of your leg to where it belongs. The snapping/ripping noise is one I'll never forget. Still not right 20 years later

Childbirth hurts like a bastard but those are worse

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Losing an accumulator in the 96th minute.

I’ve suffered that one.

In the time before cash outs, it was an 8 folds that was gonna be paying me £65k+"

Ouch. My worst was only a couple of grand. I thought all the matches had finished and d*unkenly offered to buy half the bar a pint 🤦🏽‍♂️

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
10 weeks ago

Grampian

Genuine Frozen shoulder

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By *929Man
10 weeks ago

newcastle

Having to cough or sneeze in the days following a full abdominal incision

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By *ickey ThumbWoman
10 weeks ago

South Down

Childbirth

Gallstones

Having your first poo after childbirth

I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating

Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Childbirth

Gallstones

Having your first poo after childbirth

I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating

Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions "

Calf cramp eeekkkk

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Shingles

Fuck me, that was excruciating!

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By *r John WickMan
10 weeks ago

The Continental

Being stabbed.

That didn’t tickle.

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By *ecky and justCouple
10 weeks ago

Godalming

Dislocated ACJ in shoulder. When it relocated omg the pain..!

Broken neck and other bones but the ACJ… 😳

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By *ellhungvweMan
10 weeks ago

Cheltenham

That feeling of dread when you realise you have run out of tea bags.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"That feeling of dread when you realise you have run out of tea bags."

Or toilet paper

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By *adyBugsWoman
10 weeks ago

cognito

Ectopic pregnancy that’s burst… that’s pretty ouchie

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By *avexxMan
10 weeks ago

cheshire

dog bite on hand 2 weeks down to the bone stitches out yesterday .

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By *ib.Man
10 weeks ago

Hampshire

Physical?

Back ache (affects everything) or acute toothache is probably the worst pain I've had.

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By *rAitchMan
10 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Getting run over at work by a 6-ton forklift truck and my steel toe cap crushing my foot under the weight smarted somewhat. That was almost 25 years ago and still get pains in my foot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

Sciatic nerve impingement

Neuropathy

Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Pancreatitis.

Getting a piece of rust embedded in your eyeball.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
10 weeks ago

Norwich

"Sciatic nerve impingement

Neuropathy

Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived. "

I'll go with sciatic nerve, couldn't walk without excruciating pain for months

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

"Sciatic nerve impingement

Neuropathy

Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived.

I'll go with sciatic nerve, couldn't walk without excruciating pain for months"

I still can't walk over 7yrs later 😂

It's not the only reason but was a massive contribution to it. I was pregnant at the time of the disc going out sideways and squishing the nerve root. But did they believe me?! Nope. Not a sausage of pain relief allowed either (3rd trimester) so I had to just endure.

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By *hank you sirMan
10 weeks ago

colchester

Spilling liquid nitrogen on your hand

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By *ikerdaveMan
10 weeks ago

redcar

Broke my tib and fib in 3 places in a bike accident now that didn't really hurt and was just throbbing a bit, it hurt a bit when paramedics cut and pulled my boot and leathers off but when at the hospital after x-ray and they pulled it straight prior to putting backslab on it now that was absolutely excruciating and I screamed like a baby

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Sciatica

Conjunctivitis

Tension migraine

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By *orksRockerMan
10 weeks ago

Bradford

Flu.... and I don't mean a bad cold

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Sciatica 💯

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By *acey_RedWoman
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Ruptured ovarian cyst.

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By *appytochatMan
10 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Being kicked in the bollocks or slamming them into the crossbar of a bike when you were younger

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By *parkle1974Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔

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By *ellroseWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum

Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

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By *orthern BeardMan
10 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Trying to take a piss with a boner

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By *ollybirdWoman
10 weeks ago

east Cork

"Childbirth

Gallstones

Having your first poo after childbirth

I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating

Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions

Calf cramp eeekkkk"

Difene spray is the job for calf cramps or restless legs

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By *cflirtyMan
10 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

"Physical pain?

Kidney stones (and matching infection), shockwave lithotripsy to smash them, leading to renal colic again.

Also - cluster migraines, trapped sacral nerve. "

Oh god cluster migraines

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫"

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

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By *elvet RopeMan
10 weeks ago

by the big field

Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).

The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

"Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).

The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!"

I fell onto my sacrum when I was a child - on marble stairs in Blackpool Tower. I genuinely believe I caused myself lasting damage but the grown ups just picked me up and told me to stop complaining

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By *histle do nicelyMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow South

Standing on lego bricks

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By *ristol100Man
10 weeks ago

Bristol

Loss of my father

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By *uenevereWoman
10 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).

The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!"

Yes!

This was definitely more painful than childbirth.

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By *inxy777Woman
10 weeks ago

essex

Shin pain/cramp.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

the moon

😐

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By *elvet RopeMan
10 weeks ago

by the big field

"Being kicked in the bollocks or slamming them into the crossbar of a bike when you were younger

I once saw someone trying to hang a net on some goal posts by going commando style under the crossbar. He somehow hooked his ball sack on the net hooks, screamed with pain once as it hooked him and then a long one as he lost his grip trying to get free, swung halfway down by his taters then finally fell to the floor as it popped out or his scrotum ripped...not quite sure which as everyone watching kind of closed their eyes and winced in sympathy at that point.

I'd never actually seen anyones face turn green before

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By *lan157Man
10 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

Unbearable grief I would say

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By *agatoXXXMan
10 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

The headaches from liver damage, caused by the meds for your broken vertebrae.

Or stubbing you pinkie toe on the coffee table.

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By *ellroseWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

Ok you win. Show off.

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By *ustintime69Man
10 weeks ago

Bristol

Not painful but trying too hard (literally!) to deep throat my fb and bending my cock…. when I pulled out there was blood coming out of the tip of it, dripping onto the pillow. A slightly concerned doctor told me that it was probably not serious (just a flesh wound!?!) and advised me that I should avoid strenuous activity for a few days!

I definitely listened to that advice!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣"

Ooft. That's weird.

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By *agatoXXXMan
10 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Not painful but trying too hard (literally!) to deep throat my fb and bending my cock…. when I pulled out there was blood coming out of the tip of it, dripping onto the pillow. A slightly concerned doctor told me that it was probably not serious (just a flesh wound!?!) and advised me that I should avoid strenuous activity for a few days!

I definitely listened to that advice!"

Was this "slightly concerned doctor" wearing a suit of black armour?

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By *iger4uWoman
10 weeks ago

In my happy place

Trigeminal neuralgia

Image bad tooth pain then turn up the pain x100

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By *ellroseWoman
10 weeks ago

Brum

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣

Ooft. That's weird."

Noooooo, I assist with similar things in my job 🤣

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By *8on33Man
10 weeks ago

winfrith

Gowt so painful on the way to the hospital at 3am I lay in the middle of the road and prayed a truck would come and run me over .

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By *hrista BellendWoman
10 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Falling whilst running at speed, landing on my kneecaps, I saw stars for a while after that one.

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By *ornycougaWoman
10 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Dislocated shoulder

Major vag chafing after cycling 40km in 45 degree heat on a bike that is far too big for you

Doing the Tour of Mont Blanc whilst crippled with Norovirus and holding everything in at both ends for 17km

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By *ustintime69Man
10 weeks ago

Bristol

I definitely listened to that advice!

Was this "slightly concerned doctor" wearing a suit of black armour?"

No just a slightly amused expression 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Ingrown toenail

Pulled muscle in your back

Toothache

Watching Antony doing these stepovers on the edge of the box only to pass it back to the RB

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
10 weeks ago

ferrybank

A rare auto immune disease I got about 5 years ago called vasculitis.

There's pain and there's torture.

Lived to tell the tail

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By *innamon!Woman
10 weeks ago

no matter

"Ruptured ovarian cyst."

I was going to say that , I had two in the 80’s and the pain doubles you up, ended up in hospital both times.

Also fitting a coil was pretty bad .

Tooth abcess’s and two rounds of antibiotics

Injection in the sole of foot to remove glass

Not looking forward to potential knee op if that is painful .

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By *innamon!Woman
10 weeks ago

no matter

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

No pain worse im sure xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫

The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)

Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣

Ooft. That's weird."

Nahhhhhh, not weird. It's very interesting to see the inside of your hand/wrist.

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By *ermite12ukMan
10 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Accidently grinding a lump of skin off a finger while slipping, grinding a turning tool.

First nothing. No pain nothing. Then the blood starts to flow in little specks/dots. Then the pain.

Also, a grumbling appendix wasn't fun either.

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By *igboyreecexxxMan
10 weeks ago

hemel

Thinking you had one more beer in the fridge only to find you’ve already drank it 😬

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By *riel13Woman
10 weeks ago

Northampton

Sciatica... Absolutely mental, that was!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
10 weeks ago

Essex.

Not one mention of treading on Lego...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
10 weeks ago

ashford

Burst ear drum x

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By *uckingFutzMan
10 weeks ago

Plymouth

Hitting that bloody funny bone!! Who ever named it that needs to be shot! There ain't nothing funny about it what so ever!

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By *parkle1974Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔

Ok you win. Show off."

That's a bit of an insensitive comment!

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔

Ok you win. Show off.

That's a bit of an insensitive comment! "

Yes it was and I’m sorry. Very poor attempt at dark humour. Sounded better in my head.

Sorry x

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
10 weeks ago

Colchester

"Tottenham Hotspur winning a cup. Luckily for us, we're never likely to endure that pain anytime soon! 😁"

Made me laugh! Thank you! Angel-ish

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By *orny PTMan
10 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

That's beyond words

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By *uckingFutzMan
10 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

Just reading this made me feel unbearably sad! This is the worst pain imaginable!

So sorry for your loss x

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By *orny PTMan
10 weeks ago

Peterborough

Having sunburnt skin slapped

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By *bw partiesWoman
10 weeks ago

warrington

Appendicitis

Sciatica

Pulled hamstring

Tooth absess

Giving birth

Death of a loved one

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
10 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"Passing a gallstone

Having a coil fitted

Someone pinning you, licking your nose, then blowing on it"

I totally agree with the coil one. As for the nose licking that would drive me mad with anger. I absolutely hate my nose being touched.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
10 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Fractured coccyx

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By *orny PTMan
10 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Stubbing your toe on the coffee table

Banging your shin on the edge of the bed in pitch black after coming back from the toilet.

Stubbing that same toe again, 5 seconds later.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
10 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"Having your baby die in your arms 😪😪😭💔"

I can’t imagine this and it’s so sad to read. You have my sympathies. Not something anyone should ever experience. Xx

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By *orny PTMan
10 weeks ago

Peterborough

Frostbite and exposure to hot water, ie anything above 10ºc.

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
10 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Going through Bradford

Going NEAR Bradford

Sorry people from Bradford

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By *uckingFutzMan
10 weeks ago

Plymouth

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By *orny PTMan
10 weeks ago

Peterborough

A ruptured blood filled blister, caused by a frozen off verruca.

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By *uckingFutzMan
10 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Going through Bradford

Going NEAR Bradford

Sorry people from Bradford"

I sense a pattern forming here!

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Reading these I have been lucky so far in my 59 years although I have lost both my parents.

I ruptured my ACL when 23 playing football but still managed to drive team mates home after. The worst pain was nurses bandaging me from hip to ankle and holding my leg up just by the heel of my foot letting me knee hyper extend and telling me to relax.

But for me, and it's a regular thing these days, all sorts of cramps in my legs at night. Calves, shins, feet but the worst is in the thigh.

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By * and R cple4Couple
10 weeks ago

swansea

Kidney stones

Child birth

Frozen shoulder

Dry socket

Having coil put in/removed.

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By *laytime_13Woman
10 weeks ago

Lincs

"Stepping on my dogs paw. The guilt… 😔"

In a similar vein… standing on my cats tail/paw/him generally as he runs under my feet. Feels awful!

Otherwise I agree with the poster up thread who said about having a coil fitted. The air turned blue that day

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By *laytime_13Woman
10 weeks ago

Lincs

Oh and also… burpee broad jumps. 80m of them in amongst other fitness exercises and running. Just no.

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By *oontuneMan
10 weeks ago

Menston

Bent some hairs back on my arm.

But the worst was losing the love of my life and my family.

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By *HornyHusband.Man
10 weeks ago

Darlington

A toothy blowjob

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Horsham

Abdominal surgery wound, I never knew just wiggling your toes would trigger the pain in that area.

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By *weetCherryWoman
10 weeks ago

London

Coil fitting

Gallbladder stones

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Gout that hurts like a bitch

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By *enfleetMaleMan
10 weeks ago

Hadleigh

Treading on lego

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By *assy69Man
10 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Good afternoon everyone

Broke my back a long old time ago, that was painful, but not as painful as the time i was shot. Neither seem to compare to the pain i was in when the gangrene infection in my gut became apparent

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By *ustintime69Man
10 weeks ago

Bristol

The terrible nagging pain and sense of loss that getting old on Fab gives one

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By *agatoXXXMan
10 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Not one mention of treading on Lego..."

Because that's a given. Everybody knows there's nothing worse.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
10 weeks ago

walsall

"Not one mention of treading on Lego...

Because that's a given. Everybody knows there's nothing worse."

How about treading on an electrical plug….

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By *agatoXXXMan
10 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Not one mention of treading on Lego...

Because that's a given. Everybody knows there's nothing worse.

How about treading on an electrical plug…."

Lego has sharp corners...

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By *.hrisMan
10 weeks ago

Bath

Pulling a metal bathroom door open on holiday, and catching your big toe nail. Then it starts pouring with blood and falls off a couple of months later. That hurts apparently

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By *rchitectMan
10 weeks ago

Dorchester

Toothache is a killer.

Being circumcised and not being able to pee.

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By *orny PTMan
9 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Toothache is a killer.

Being circumcised and not being able to pee."

Cloves are a life saver. Lidocaine is wonderful too.

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By *alcon77Man
9 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Listening to any metallica album from, and including, st anger all the way through.

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By *alcon77Man
9 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

A spinal disc that's cracked and the fragments are piercing into your sciatic nerve.

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By *piritOfWolvesMan
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Passing a gallstone

Having a coil fitted

Someone pinning you, licking your nose, then blowing on it"

Someone blowing on your nose? Who pinned you, Smaug?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

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By *inxy777Woman
9 weeks ago

essex

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢"
never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!

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9 weeks ago

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!"

What upside down world are you living in?!

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By *inxy777Woman
9 weeks ago

essex

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!

What upside down world are you living in?!"

. Well I was thinking butter side up!!

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By *adyBugsWoman
9 weeks ago

cognito

"Dropping a piece of toast on the floor and it landing butter side down 😢

never!! Always thought it landed butter side up?!

What upside down world are you living in?!"

I think you are in the upside down…always butter side up here. If I had bread (and butter) I’d test this theory.

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By *irthandgirthMan
9 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I had my last kidney stone dragged out of me with a grabby thing. I have it mounted in a jar. It was so big I named it. Dwayne, the rock from my johnson.

Stay hydrated people.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
9 weeks ago

The Lake District

Having 75kg Tgirl in 5inch stilleto heel shoes stand her full weight on one heel on some poor blokes bare boney foot as she reaches a body shaking orgasm while stood up,surrounded by a group watching,with the poor guy too close for his comfort,OUCH

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By *cflirtyMan
9 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

Having both legs broken and unsupported for an hour

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By *onstellation40Man
9 weeks ago

Devizes

Nerve damage after a post operation infection. It was like putting my hand into a bucket of boiling acid.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
9 weeks ago

your head

A baby moving down the birth canal with its spine pushed against mine. Pushing him out was a peice of cake compared to that.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
9 weeks ago

West Brom

Cheating on someone and getting caught 🥲

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Ryde

As my wife can attest, being run over by a bus.

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By *coobydoo555Man
9 weeks ago

saltash

Accidentally jumping off a 5 story building landing on my feet and braking 9 bones in one foot then i walked back up 10 flights of stairs to find out I wasn’t as once the adrenaline wore off I was in absolute agony and discomfort!!!

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By *usie pTV/TS
9 weeks ago

taunton

Contortion of the right testicle, suffered from it a lot from a young age would right itself after a few hours, couldn't go to the docs about it as was always hard in those days lol, new one bloke who suffered from it and he collapsed in the street in Taunton was taken to hospital and had something done to prevent it happening. Always had a nagging pain in my right testicle till the first time I wore a metal cock ring and after a few hours the pain was gone, immense releif.

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By *laytonAMan
9 weeks ago

Newport

Had eye surgery when i was young and had my lens replaced with a plastic one, this involved a number of surgeries mostly under general. However on inspection the doctor noticed the stitches weren't tight enough which was stopping the eye healing so had to tighten the stitches which they did while i was awake due to proximityof other general procedures, the pain of him pulling those stitches tight as it pulled on my eyeball and it stretched my optical nerve was like nothing else I've ever experienced. Felt like he was ripping my eye from my body.

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By *sWyldWoman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A broken heart

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By *inceIlkestonMan
9 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"Good afternoon everyone

Camera up the penis is pain I had for sure.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
9 weeks ago

District 13

"Being flicked/smacked square in the bollocks 🤮🤮🤮

Worse than child birth 😂😂😂😳

Not sure about that ha. If men were left to give birth humans would have been extinct by now "

Or just a very low population 😂 I take that as a win 😂😂😂

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