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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Who's got talent? Anyone got any special skills or party tricks?

I used to be a magician.... yes that sounds totally crap but I'm more of a David Blain type than a Paul Daniels so shake that top hat wearing weirdo image out of your head

So what's your talent?

I'm sure this thread wont stay clean for very long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a classically trained clarinet player (and yes it does help me give good head!)

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh and I forget to mention my one man nativity show... you lot are in for a treat this Christmas

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can stick my tongue up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a guitar player since I was 6. I play in several bands playing everything from jazz to metal.

I also, build, repair and maintain guitars in my spare time.

I can also breathe through my ears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pretty good singer.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I've been a guitar player since I was 6. I play in several bands playing everything from jazz to metal.

I also, build, repair and maintain guitars in my spare time.

I can also breathe through my ears... "

I thought your talent was terrorising the nation with firearms

I would love to be able to play the guitar, you must be pretty good starting at such a young age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play trumpet/cornet.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can see a band forming here.

Evie - you can be like bez from happy mondays dancing round with your tongue up your nose

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

I can also breathe through my ears... "

Unless you can juggle and dance with a dog at the same time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pop my jaw in and out on one side . . .

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I can see a band forming here.

Evie - you can be like bez from happy mondays dancing round with your tongue up your nose "

Now I feel like the special kid at school

I'll think of a better talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been a guitar player since I was 6. I play in several bands playing everything from jazz to metal.

I also, build, repair and maintain guitars in my spare time.

I can also breathe through my ears...

I thought your talent was terrorising the nation with firearms

I would love to be able to play the guitar, you must be pretty good starting at such a young age. "

The basics are fairly easy to grasp, just learn the major and minor chords in their open positions and you have a huge number of songs you can learn. Decent gear is also getting cheaper now too, you.don't need to spend thousands to get a decent playing and sounding setup anymore..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I can also breathe through my ears...

Unless you can juggle and dance with a dog at the same time.... "

You really don't want to see me dance, even my dad laughs at me when I try!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can touch my nose with my tounge....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

And 'official' links only please

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"

I can also breathe through my ears...

Unless you can juggle and dance with a dog at the same time.... "

He's no good a juggling dogs. I've seen some success with hamsters though.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Now I feel like the special kid at school

I'll think of a better talent"

Evie I was the special kid at school. They had me doing gardening instead of maths and English for nearly a whole term.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

If there's good guitar players here...and I know there are.....I'll do the background rhythm bits...ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And 'official' links only please "

Apologies, I thought it was okay as it was a link to my personal soundcloud page and I had seen other post links to them in other threads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I can also breathe through my ears...

Unless you can juggle and dance with a dog at the same time....

He's no good a juggling dogs. I've seen some success with hamsters though. "

I thought that was our little secret!...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can throw a kettle over a public house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can bite me toe nails!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I can throw a kettle over a public house "

Old skool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can throw a kettle over a public house "

I can throw a tantrum at the drop of a producer's handbag....

(...and I can sing a bit...)

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"i can bite me toe nails! "

Thats gross!

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

I play guitar and a bit of banjo and mandolin. I also play not very good mouth organ. I have a fantasy that the lady "holds" the mouth organ for me while i play it.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"I can stick my tongue up my nose "

files this away....proof will be required next time I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can ride a good cock anally to a double orgasm,xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the cello and I bake a to die for lemon drizzle cake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can ride a good cock anally to a double orgasm,xx "

I wanna be in that band!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Who's got talent? Anyone got any special skills or party tricks?

I used to be a magician.... yes that sounds totally crap but I'm more of a Tommy Cooper type than a Paul Daniels so shake that top hat wearing weirdo image out of your head

So what's your talent?

I'm sure this thread wont stay clean for very long. "

Just like that, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fit my fist in my mouth and I care flare my nostrils.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont have a talent so can i play the triangle in the band please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

[Removed by poster at 14/04/13 13:10:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can move my ears with out touching them . Also I have double jointed ankles and knees so can turn my feet to face behind me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play guitar, bass, piano, drums and sing.. I am a total one man band

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 14/04/13 13:10:56]"

Now c'mon Karen, this is a special talent that you have, and it's not even 8 o'clock yet

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

No musical talents...

But I'm a pretty awesome cook. Sticky toffee pudding, cheese cake, make a wicked scone, and pretty good at basics like macaroni and cheese, and have been told I do a great steak and all the trimmings dinner too.

Bands can't play on empty tummies

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I dont have a talent so can i play the triangle in the band please"

What about trombone?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I dont have a talent so can i play the triangle in the band please

What about trombone? "

Ha, forgot about that, yes i play a mean trombone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play the trombone, e flat horn , descount, tenor recorders and sing at school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a classically trained clarinet player (and yes it does help me give good head!)"

This has made me smile.

My OH plays the saxophone and used to play in a band. I always say that the reason he is talented in the oral department is because he plays sax. He of course says its absolutely nothing to do with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a talent so can i play the triangle in the band please

What about trombone? "

Pink oboe?...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I dont have a talent so can i play the triangle in the band please

What about trombone?

Pink oboe?... "

Just a school recorder but I do have perfect pitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of the best air guitarists in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i play bongos

anyone wanna play with ny bongos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a talent so can i play the triangle in the band please

What about trombone?

Pink oboe?...

Just a school recorder but I do have perfect pitch."

You've got yourself an audition!...

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