FabSwingers.com forum: They said god rested on the 7th day

By *egDaySkipper OP Man
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

I think that's bullshit. On the 7th day God created the Booty!

Most wonderful sculptures in the entire universe, he then spent the entirety perving on them peaches

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

Just for you here's my booty

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By *agnar73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I think that's bullshit. On the 7th day God created the Booty!

Most wonderful sculptures in the entire universe, he then spent the entirety perving on them peaches

Theologians may take issue with that but peaches are peaches man.

I’d love one on my face. 🍑

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By *evergiveupMan
7 weeks ago

derbyshire

Maybe he was just so exhausted from performing hard on the night of 6th he needed a rest

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By *agnar73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Maybe he was just so exhausted from performing hard on the night of 6th he needed a rest

If he boned an angel or two fair enough, I wouldn’t grass him up.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
7 weeks ago

Home

God made Ireland and the Irish on the 7th day he left the best to last 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

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By *oubleswing2019Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester

7 days (the last day was a day of rest).

Which seems odd when you think about.

1. Being a supra-powerful entity, surely rest is superfluous and unnecessary ?

Therefore to rest implies time was needed to recharge, and thus G is not all-powerful and has limitations.

2. Why 6 days to create everything else ? Why not instantly ? A being that can create at will instantly is all-powerful. G took 6 days, ergo G is not all-powerful.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Bedford

"7 days (the last day was a day of rest).

Which seems odd when you think about.

1. Being a supra-powerful entity, surely rest is superfluous and unnecessary ?

Therefore to rest implies time was needed to recharge, and thus G is not all-powerful and has limitations.

2. Why 6 days to create everything else ? Why not instantly ? A being that can create at will instantly is all-powerful. G took 6 days, ergo G is not all-powerful."

He was listening to too much Crrrraig David.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

"7 days (the last day was a day of rest).

Which seems odd when you think about.

1. Being a supra-powerful entity, surely rest is superfluous and unnecessary ?

Therefore to rest implies time was needed to recharge, and thus G is not all-powerful and has limitations.

2. Why 6 days to create everything else ? Why not instantly ? A being that can create at will instantly is all-powerful. G took 6 days, ergo G is not all-powerful."

He was distracted by the booty obviously!

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By *hil most chillMan
6 weeks ago

South East & Europe

The 7th day was leg day

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Mordor

I like the kind of booty that he put in some overtime on. ( I )

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Praise the Lord for butt fillers & tik tok.

Amen

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