FabSwingers.com forum: How posh are you?

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
1 day ago

couple, us we him her.

Are you "to the manor born"?

Born with a silver spoon in your mouth never really had to worry about money and knows what cutlery to use at a banquet.

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Hyacinth Bucket.

Grounded in the realms of middle class and have delusions of grandeur?

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The Boswell's ( working class family from the sitcom bread)

Definitely working class,hard working and don't expect hand outs respectful but love a good night out at the local workingman's club?

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Wayne and Waynetta slob, never done a day's work in your life and expect the government to keep you?

Don't know a spoon from a fork

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I don't see class I'm too cool for all that right on mkay, peace and love x

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By *cott73Man
1 day ago

brighton

Northern first, classless second.

Peace & love to all.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
1 day ago

East Northamptonshire

Depends, I was born from posh, but I’m very grounded & I’m very much make do & mend, nearly all my possessions are from carboots/charity shops, because I love things that are different

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By *avexxMan
1 day ago

cheshire

live in a posh part of cheshire,,, but defo not posh

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 day ago

North Yorkshire

I don't fit into any of those categories.

Is there a group for children of bohemian downward socially mobile parents?

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By *hilloutMan
1 day ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I hail from what in the U.S.A. is called a blue collar background.

Both parents were (still are!) very frugal. I grew up without extravagance or high levels of creature comforts. I never had want for any basic needs however.

I'll blame my parents for being such a tightwad with myself😅🤣

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By *atboynogymMan
1 day ago

kettering

Posh as a badger

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By *hesblokeMan
1 day ago

Derbyshire village

Not posh at all, but I do feel I have good form, manners and empathy - which compared to some I interact with IRL makes me a bloody Earl.

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By *eroLondonMan
1 day ago

Mayfair

"I don't fit into any of those categories.

Is there a group for children of Bohemian Downward Socially Mobile parents?

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...so that's what BDSM means?? 😱

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By *ustamanMan
1 day ago

weymouth

The latter, can't be arsed and will everyone just leave me in peace

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By *eavenscentitCouple
1 day ago

barnstaple

Mr is from the middle classes, Ms working class roots with education and excellent career. Not posh but, we do enjoy the arts, history and help others. Ms

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 day ago

North Yorkshire

"I don't fit into any of those categories.

Is there a group for children of Bohemian Downward Socially Mobile parents?

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...so that's what BDSM means?? 😱"

Everyone knows that, Nero

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By *imply DeeWoman
1 day ago

Wherever

Born into poverty in a country torn by wars and martial law, have nothing but a different attitude to money and life in general than majority of the people I know.

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By *viatrixWoman
1 day ago

Redhill

I was brought up in an upper-middle class environment from hard-grafting parents who came from poverty.

I am grateful for everything they did, but it was very hard to keep up at school with spoiled brats who were just used to luxury. I never had nice clothes to wear to birthday parties haha. And I was excluded from most things. But my education was elite, and I have my folks to thank for that.

Now, I’d say we are middle class. But ai make a point to not let my children take things for granted or to be entitled.

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By *electableicecreamMan
1 day ago

The West

I grew up in poverty. I still feel working class but I live in a middle class world.

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By *oeBeansMan
1 day ago

Derby

Very much grew up working class. Both parents owning a corner shop that my siblings and I would work in after school and on weekends but would say I'm creeping into middle class due to where I live now and the job that I have but fully appreciate that what I have now wouldn't have been possible without the work my parents put in when I was younger.

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By *olfandtazCouple
1 day ago

Bristol

Was bought up with a working class background, both parents had jobs and worked hard to give us a life.

I work hard for a living now and get a decent wage for it, I can holiday a few times a year off the back of it all. But I've never forgotten where I come from

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By *erfHerder74Man
1 day ago

Greenock

Don’t see class, I’m not impressed by money or latest phones or fashion

Being authentic turns me on

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By *ellhungvweMan
1 day ago

Cheltenham

My butler told me that the staff think I hard work so I guess that means I am working class?

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By *oupleSeducedCouple
1 day ago

Canterbury/Greenwich

My Mrs says I'm posh but I don't see it that way as I didn't grow up in the UK. All this class rating is just bullshit and doesn't define who you are. Manners and respect goes a long way no matter where you come from or your background.

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By *r John WickMan
1 day ago

The Continental

I’m posh enough to get out the bath to piss in the sink. Rather than the usual piss into a sponge and squeeze it into the sink.

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By *rthur30Man
1 day ago

Warrington

I’m so posh that my Estate Manager is typing this.

Seriously, I try to treat people as I find them. I would say I’m from a working class background and am now lower middle class.

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
1 day ago

Cheshire

Posh enough to know that cheese and onion crisps make the best butty.

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By *r.XratedMan
1 day ago

Liverpool

If someone born with a silver spoon in their mouth ends up living on the street are they still upper class likewise if a kid from a council estate becomes a premier league footballer living in a mansion with a fishing lake is he still lower class?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
1 day ago

The Big Smoke

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth…

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By *esco Value ThorMan
1 day ago

London

I’m basically well spoken white trash

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By *agatoXXXMan
1 day ago

North Haverbrook

I'm just me. An obsession with "class" is for others.

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By *elix SightedMan
1 day ago

Cloud 8

Definitely Hyacinth Bucket.

I’m an outrageous snob but with no right to be. I come from lower middle class stock and was raised with high standards, many of which I choose when to apply according to my own agenda. I look down on and judge everyone but have but just try to live as well as I can with the nicest things I can afford.

I regularly observe, listen to or read people and think “Urgh.”

I hate upper class nonsense and pretensions. The level I’m at is perfect and is where everyone in the nation should be. I may start up my own training courses.

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By *abluesbabyMan
1 day ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Jeeves! Call one of the scullery maids to go and get a gamekeeper to pull one of the groundsmen off his duties go to the village to send a telegram to reply to this post with all haste!"

Haha! No, I've never had a butler etc...but I do come from a wealthy family who owned lots of mills in the Industrial Revolution so I am very fortunate that I have never had to worry about money. Something I have never taken for granted though. Class is such an odd concept really that I only use for a comedic (well... I try) purposes as people are people to me and their background/bank account doesn't influence my opinion of them much at all.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
1 day ago

Wirral

I was born into abject poverty but now have an ample sufficiency.

I don't think anyone would ever describe me as posh but I'm also not particularly rough.

I might buy branded biscuits rather than smart price, but I eat them from the packet rather than a doily on a plate.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
1 day ago

District 13

I’m definitely working class, Boswells, however my income and status according to google make me upper class 🤷🏽‍♂️

But you can take the man out of wolves but you can’t take wolves out the man 😂😂😂

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By *aveyBoyABCMan
1 day ago

Heage

Very posh, I always wipe my cock on the curtains after finishing.

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By *arkandclaireCouple
1 day ago

Bournemouth

Claire gets teased for talking and acting like Kate Middleton! So royalty posh!

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By *DL13Man
1 day ago

Farnworth

Raised in Salford. Now in Farnworth. 100% not posh. Haha

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By *ade crossTV/TS
1 day ago

chiselhurst

Think I fall into the posh category. No money worries retired early now my silverware.

But a dirty tramp when dressed up

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By *eordieJeansCouple
1 day ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I don’t think it’s possible to be a posh Geordie.

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
1 day ago

Manchester

Born a Slob still working my way up to a Boswell lol

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By *rill PhilMan
1 day ago

Crediton

I wouldn't say I'm posh. But I suspect my housekeeper and my other House staff would probably say otherwise

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By *ighFlyerSissyTV/TS
1 day ago

Midlands

Definitely working class with delusions to be higher than my station for sure! A splash as you can be in middle class!

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 day ago

East London

On a sliding scale of zero being common as muck and ten being to the Manor born, I'm a 2.

I put on airs and graces when I'm around anyone above a 4.

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By *ighFlyerSissyTV/TS
1 day ago

Midlands

So when you get above a 8 do you have to raise your pinkie and bless the cock before a blowjob? And below a 4 is when you get a good spit rub down before she swallows?

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By *midnight-Woman
1 day ago

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I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 day ago

Staffordshire

"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

Smelly trumps.

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By *seYou267Man
1 day ago

somewhere

"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

I guess you’ll be getting a knife and fork and an apron next time you have a cum dinner!

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By *midnight-Woman
1 day ago

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"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

Smelly trumps."

🤣🤣 I'll report back later

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By *midnight-Woman
1 day ago

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"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

I guess you’ll be getting a knife and fork and an apron next time you have a cum dinner!

Only if it's been made into a Terrine

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 day ago

East London

"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

Smelly trumps."

And lumpy.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 day ago

Staffordshire

"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

Smelly trumps.

🤣🤣 I'll report back later "

Can’t wait…

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 day ago

Staffordshire

"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

Smelly trumps.

And lumpy."

Nanna!

You’re back.

I missed you.

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By *seYou267Man
1 day ago

somewhere

"I just had a vegan treacle tart with an oat latte.. Make of that what you will

I guess you’ll be getting a knife and fork and an apron next time you have a cum dinner!

Only if it's been made into a Terrine "

Yep you’ve passed the posh test! A Terrine, not a Pâté I can make that work

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By *osportguyMan
1 day ago

Gosport

One does not think of oneself as posh, social standing is in the eye of the beholder.

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By *idnightMuseWoman
1 day ago

Dreamville

I'm a champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget kinda girl ✨

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By *seYou267Man
1 day ago

somewhere

"I'm a champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget kinda girl ✨"

Aren’t we all darling

I’ll bring the Prosecco we can cry over the poor lifestyle together 😂

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By *ococockMan
1 day ago

Newcastle

Grew up never having to worry about money or cost.... but man, im really embarrassed by it as most people I know are not in that situation, and like the other forum post says, are struggling for living expenses.

Trying to hide it is difficult. Always downplaying everything.

That said, im not posh in the slightest.

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By *idnightMuseWoman
1 day ago

Dreamville

"I'm a champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget kinda girl ✨

Aren’t we all darling

I’ll bring the Prosecco we can cry over the poor lifestyle together 😂"

Make it Whispering Angel and you've got a deal

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By *r TriomanMan
24 hours ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I really want to be a Wayne but in reality I'm somewhere between the Boswells on the Bucket woman... without the illustrations of grandeur.

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By *cnugatugMan
24 hours ago

Chatham

Working class but lived in a posh town

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By *unter_6969Man
24 hours ago

Beverley

Been in a position where I’ve mixed with the poor and the VERY rich. Both groups were comfortable in their own skin and mixed together with no issues. It’s those in the middle that are a pain, way snobbier and nastier than the actual rich.

But, I never thought I was a snob……..then I went to Cleeethorpes………

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By *lirty007Woman
24 hours ago

norwich

Lady of the Manor. lol

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By *ripfillMan
24 hours ago

havant

That’s the best thing about coming from Cumbria

Your neither w class nor upper class your a product of the pastoral environment

Which every one shares ….

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By *r TriomanMan
24 hours ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I really want to be a Wayne but in reality I'm somewhere between the Boswells on the Bucket woman... without the illustrations of grandeur. "

Meant illusions of grandeur; although I do have a Monet and a Rembrandt hanging in my bog

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By *lirty007Woman
24 hours ago

norwich

I have lived in a manor over 25 years and your always seeing things need doing and heating is loads each month and gardens take staff so its hard work . Never posh just worked hard .

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By *njoi_cjay1992Man
24 hours ago

Northumberland

Grew up in the underclass, striving to be working class and now have a middle class profession and arguably lifestyle.

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By *wingfellowMan
24 hours ago

my own little sanctuary

I'm a manc. I feel I needn't elaborate

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By *houtycatCouple
24 hours ago

Henley

Cheshire stopped being posh when man united paid their players more than £10 grand a week

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By *a LunaWoman
24 hours ago

South

I’m Welsh.

You’re never Welsh AND posh.

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By *antra MassageMan
24 hours ago

Wicklow

I don't know. What defines class? Other people think I'm posh, I think I'm normal.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
23 hours ago

London

Grew up with a single mum on a council estate in poverty. My accent is middle class though so I skip a lot of the discrimination towards underclass and working class.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
23 hours ago

London

"I don't know. What defines class? Other people think I'm posh, I think I'm normal. "

Normal is relative, you will always think your own experience is normal

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 hours ago

Central

I'm very fortunate, as many in this country are but am not posh in a snobby way

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By *njoi_cjay1992Man
54 minutes ago

Northumberland

"I don't know. What defines class? Other people think I'm posh, I think I'm normal.

Normal is relative, you will always think your own experience is normal

True, that's why 60% of Brits claim to be working class including 47% of middle class professionals

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By *tew008Man
51 minutes ago

edinburgh

No idea, I’m doing ok now. I didn’t have heating growing up or any money though

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 minutes ago

Carlisle usually

Uh. Not at all.

Definitely working class roots. Definitely no interest in gaining status. I have standards, but no airs and graces 💜

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 minutes ago

Glasgow

"I have standards, but no airs and graces 💜"

What you have is class.

Not middle class, working class or upper class. Just class. Pure and simple.

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By *tew008Man
32 minutes ago

edinburgh

"I have standards, but no airs and graces 💜

What you have is class.

Not middle class, working class or upper class. Just class. Pure and simple."

It means she has everything categorized by some perspective qualifier

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 minutes ago

Carlisle usually

"I have standards, but no airs and graces 💜

What you have is class.

Not middle class, working class or upper class. Just class. Pure and simple.

It means she has everything categorized by some perspective qualifier "

I'd like to understand that comment.

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By *upersonic SamMan
29 minutes ago

wigan

I wash my cock twice a week, well posh me.

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By *owboy BebopMan
18 minutes ago

Glasgow

"I grew up in poverty. I still feel working class but I live in a middle class world."

Me also. Sometimes feel I don’t fit in.

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By *rHotNottsMan
5 minutes ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I was brought up very poor working-class & was my ex wife’s bit of ‘rough’ She taught me about wholemeal bread. I find it amusing when people refer to me as posh now

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By *ntrepidgardenerMan
4 minutes ago

The Burren

"I grew up in poverty. I still feel working class but I live in a middle class world.

Me also. Sometimes feel I don’t fit in."

I'm still waiting to fit in here ha ha I've one of those middle class wannabe toff personas.

All I have is the light in the fridge, mortgaged up to me bollox. Designer clothes, flashy car, thinking I'm one of the lads.

In reality I'm a sad lonely bastard, thinking the same delusions over and over.

Groundhog Day, hoping to validate my existence to people who don't care about me. But I want to fit in with the people I deem to be the ones to be associated with.

Indeed I'm one sad man, lonely insecure and fucked up....

An absolute loser

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