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Sunday Service - confess your sins here

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Good morning congregation welcome to the Sunday service. Come and confess your sins from the week / weekend and ye shall be forgiven so you can start the week clensed and sin free..... before you do it all again.

Who's first?

While we wait for our first sinner we shall sing 'come by ah'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna Fuck the woman across the road

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What if you really enjoyed the sin???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO I didn't do anything worthy of a confession

I did spend time having impure thoughts about a couple of men off here - put that in and see if that can be forgiven ( only I don't really want it to be forgiven )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't help but perv on some of the guys and girls at the gym

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"What if you really enjoyed the sin???"

They're the best kind of sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna Fuck the woman across the road "

I did fuck the woman across the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once cum in a girls moisturiser because she wouldn't give head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once cum in a girls moisturiser because she wouldn't give head "

Hahahaha!!! Now that is naughty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And God said:

"Here are the first fifteen commandments Moses....

Now are you Sure you can carry all those...??"

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

I'm not sure my sin can be forgiven but here goes.....I've not had a meet for a week

Chose to visit my inlaws for the weekend instead of going to a club

Can I be forgiven? I promise I won't neglect my swinging duties again, honest

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having impure thoughts about the ladies above is tht a sin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once cum in a girls moisturiser because she wouldn't give head

Hahahaha!!! Now that is naughty!!! "

funky facial lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My will power is slowly diminishing with all you sexy peeps around!!! Arrghhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping! "

Baaaaad Mummy...!!!!

On your knees this instant....

Oh... And whilst you're down there....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping!

Baaaaad Mummy...!!!!

On your knees this instant....

Oh... And whilst you're down there.... "

Haha... Tie your shoelaces??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure my sin can be forgiven but here goes.....I've not had a meet for a week

Chose to visit my inlaws for the weekend instead of going to a club

Can I be forgiven? I promise I won't neglect my swinging duties again, honest "

I'm looking forward to your penance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to perv at women in the street and imagine having naughty sex with them.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

No sins ! Im a goodie two shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really enjoyed going on cam with a fem for the first time!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?"

There's me thinking your involved with green peace. Poor tree.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?

There's me thinking your involved with green peace. Poor tree. "

It's ok it had thick skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?"

What's the tree done to you?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Weekend hasn't finished yet.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?"

What abuse were you shouting?? X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?

What's the tree done to you? "

I quite like the tree. He was helping me out with ban prevention

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?

What abuse were you shouting?? X"

You obnoxious fuckwad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?

What's the tree done to you? "

It barked back at him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging "

You want to do some research with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping! "

Lol I stole my sons haribo last night when he was in bed, cola bottles FTW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me "

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aint got any sins, that's why I'm here, trying to get some !

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round! "

But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping!

Lol I stole my sons haribo last night when he was in bed, cola bottles FTW."

Omg can't have tangy ones in the house id eat them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round! "

Don't forget to sharpen and lick that pencil!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping!

Lol I stole my sons haribo last night when he was in bed, cola bottles FTW.

Omg can't have tangy ones in the house id eat them all "

Yumyums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!

But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave."

But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question!

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was so busy with my mouth on Fri i didn't realise guys other end had swapped over!..

it was a pleasant suprise tho

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!

But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.

But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question! "

When asked to perform an act that was to disgusting to describe in a family publication of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was so busy with my mouth on Fri i didn't realise guys other end had swapped over!..

it was a pleasant suprise tho "

Rowr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!

But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.

But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question! "

After our research I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 2.20 pm and I am still not showered or dressed

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

my sin - a child free weekend and NO naughtiness...

What do I need to do to repent?

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By *harliesteveCouple
over a year ago

selly oak


"It's 2.20 pm and I am still not showered or dressed "

but it is sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Chinese take away and Chocolate Cake with Whipped Cream last night

So bad after two weeks on Weight Watches and not eating after 8pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 2.20 pm and I am still not showered or dressed

but it is sunday "

Think if it as a pj day that's what I am doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been that long since I had any fun I'm losing my mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a Chinese take away and Chocolate Cake with Whipped Cream last night

So bad after two weeks on Weight Watches and not eating after 8pm "

Don't be silly, if you can stick to it for two weeks, you deserve a treat.

I had to diet once due to back injury which caused depression which caused me to comfort eat, I didn't even see the weight gain until I was walking along and realised my fat thighs where rubbing together and causing friction burns. I started a diet but would allow myself one naught treat a week if I had no slip ups. Gave me something to lol forward and the hard work made it taste oh so much better.

Slip up, don't worry about it just get back on top of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on sofa this morning while hubby's friend was here in my nightshirt with legs very slightly apart but enough for him to see Feel bad now as his married.But in my defence he was looking up there thinking me or hubby didn't notice but i did so was innocently making it easier for him to see

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sat on sofa this morning while hubby's friend was here in my nightshirt with legs very slightly apart but enough for him to see Feel bad now as his married.But in my defence he was looking up there thinking me or hubby didn't notice but i did so was innocently making it easier for him to see "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat on sofa this morning while hubby's friend was here in my nightshirt with legs very slightly apart but enough for him to see Feel bad now as his married.But in my defence he was looking up there thinking me or hubby didn't notice but i did so was innocently making it easier for him to see

"

Feel bad know as he probably went away think i was a right slag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!

But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.

But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question!

After our research I hope "

Oh yes. I will very in depth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging

You want to do some research with me

I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!

But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.

But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question!

After our research I hope

Oh yes. I will very in depth! "

Like it in depth

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I wanna Fuck the woman across the road

I did fuck the woman across the road"

Ah, you must have had sloppy seconds then

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Is venting abuse at the top of your voice to a tree classed as a sin?"

Only if a blackbird has shat on ya newly waxed 'n polished car

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

My sin is I DIDN'T fuck the guy I had a social with last night...what a waste!!!!

seriously kicked shins today...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's clear the OP is a newbie - he hasn't once returned to absolve any of you of your sins.

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

my sin is that i a member of a website the primary purpose of which is for people to get together to have sex... and I am told there is a vicar on there too!!!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's clear the OP is a newbie - he hasn't once returned to absolve any of you of your sins."
Ye of little faith my child... I would never leave my congregation in their hour of darkness and need.

I am pleased you have all got your multitude of sins off of your chest. I hereby grant you all forgivness. You may all start you week sin free. I look forward to seeing you here next Sunday

God bless you all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear father you been on Yeh wine again

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Dear father you been on Yeh wine again "
you were all late for comunion so I had to drink it all for you..

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By *r CuddleMan
over a year ago

Oxford

My Mates fucking these two twins.I said how do you know the difference.He said its easy.Jane has long blound hair.Jason has a moustsche.Is this wrong ?

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