FabSwingers.com forum: Classic adverts

By *ympha Luxuria OP Woman
7 weeks ago

La La Land

What television adverts do you remember from your childhood?

The catchy theme tune from the Milky Way advert randomly popped into my head this morning! The red car and the blue car had a race

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Charlie says don’t play with strangers

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By *irty-pairCouple
7 weeks ago

South Essex

Hello Tosh, got a Toshiba

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By *-a ronMan
7 weeks ago

London

B n b n

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By *ustincider888Man
7 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I'm a secret lemonade drinker ..

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By *ustincider888Man
7 weeks ago

Preston Ish

For mash get smash

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate can taste like chocolate never tasted before

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By *zeroMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

BELLYS GONNA GET YA!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Smash gets smashed

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By *ermite12ukMan
7 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Shake & Vac advert.

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By *avidbanksMan
7 weeks ago

leeds

Tango

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By *avidbanksMan
7 weeks ago

leeds

Mr soft

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

It's not even that old but the phones for you advert.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
7 weeks ago

Next Door

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club

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By *-a ronMan
7 weeks ago

London

🍫

B n b n

🫸🏽

😲👀🫵🏽

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By *weetkitten65Woman
7 weeks ago

Halifax

Special K, for grown up people who don't want to grow anymore.

Impulse if someone suddenly gives you flowers.

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By *cott73Man
7 weeks ago

brighton

"The wawta in Mayawca doesn't taste like wot it oughta".

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Smash

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By *weetkitten65Woman
7 weeks ago

Halifax

"No Luton airport "..

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
7 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Umbongo

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
7 weeks ago

Always on the move

"Accrington Stanley, who are they?"

"Exactly"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
7 weeks ago

North West UK

"Shake n vac to put the freshness back"

"The red car and the blue car had a race..."

"umbongo umbongo they drink it in the congo.."

Kiora... "I'll be your dog"

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

Daddy or chips

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By *ddie1966Man
7 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Who do you think you are? David Badly!

Olympic trip camera

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By *orksRockerMan
7 weeks ago

Bradford

"I bet he drinks.... Carling Black Label"

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By *hunky_monkeyMan
7 weeks ago

all over

Tudor crisps ‘I’d climb a mountain for a bag of Tudor’

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Mayfair

R.White's™ Lemonade. ♥️

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By *ookie46Woman
7 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"What television adverts do you remember from your childhood?

The catchy theme tune from the Milky Way advert randomly popped into my head this morning! The red car and the blue car had a race

I re created this for a forum pic challenge years ago, it’s still in my gallery somewhere 😁

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By *weetkitten65Woman
7 weeks ago

Halifax

Old Spice. The mark of a man.

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By *cott73Man
7 weeks ago

brighton

[Removed by poster at 18/09/24 09:36:47]

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By *cott73Man
7 weeks ago

brighton

Now the mark of a very old man...

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By *hilloutMan
7 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

In the states there was this iconic Wendy's advert with an old lady that uttered the classic phrase "Where's the beef?"🤣

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By *ornyguyMan
7 weeks ago

Hillsborough, NI

"he's a very nice man, a very very nice man"

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

Will it be chips or Jacket Spuds, will it be salad or frozen peas.......

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By *laytonAMan
7 weeks ago

Newport

Mr soft, from the soft mints advert.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Herts

Charlie Says

Learn to Swim

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By *laytonAMan
7 weeks ago

Newport

Also the old john smiths advert with the ladybirds having sex. Still quote that j'taime j'taime ha ha

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By *ineapple_turnoverCouple
7 weeks ago

London

The mission impossible squirrel

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Mordor

"Now the mark of a very old man..."

Like Grampa Simpson wears, Old, Old Spice.

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
7 weeks ago

london

You’ve been tango’d

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The radioactive ready brek kid

Government safety warnings (usually involving pylons and kites/balls).

Hofmeister/Carlsberg lager

Hai Karate

Brut

Milk Tray

Yes I'm fucking old.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

We hope it's chips, it's chips

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

The frightening advert with the girl who pick up the sparkler.

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By *hris0808Man
7 weeks ago

Rotherham

Castlemaine XXXX I think the adverts would be frowned on now by the PC army haha

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By *weetkitten65Woman
7 weeks ago

Halifax

It's for you ooooooo..BT.

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By *ou345Woman
7 weeks ago

Derby

The budweiser frogs.

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"The budweiser frogs. "

Waaaaassssssuuuuuup

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"Castlemaine XXXX I think the adverts would be frowned on now by the PC army haha"

But Australians wouldn't give a.......... lol

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By *rill PhilMan
7 weeks ago

Crediton

"What television adverts do you remember from your childhood?

The catchy theme tune from the Milky Way advert randomly popped into my head this morning! The red car and the blue car had a race

My ex-girlfriend once made fun of me because I could still remember every word to that Milky Way advert.

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By *ister1Man
7 weeks ago

north west

Old spice

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Whatsuuup

Trio, I want a biscuit and I want one NOW.

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our... club.

He waits... that's what he does... tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
7 weeks ago

Ryde

"My ex-girlfriend once made fun of me because I could still remember every word to that Milky Way advert. "

Before or after advertising standards forced them to make changes?

Before: "He's looking for a chocolate treat, fluffy and light 'cause he knows it won't spoil his appetite".

After: "...'cause he knows that it tastes just right".

Before: "Smart ol' Blue he took the Milky Way".

After: "Good ol' Blue he took the Milky Way".

Gotta love how kids are deemed too stupid to know that chocolate is unhealthy!

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"What television adverts do you remember from your childhood?

The catchy theme tune from the Milky Way advert randomly popped into my head this morning! The red car and the blue car had a race

My ex-girlfriend once made fun of me because I could still remember every word to that Milky Way advert.

I litterally had a conversation like that last week lol

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"Whatsuuup

Trio, I want a biscuit and I want one NOW.

Not on, not two, but three things in it a chocolatey biscuits with a toffee taste too

And the little girls singing it lol

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
7 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Wasssuuuuupppppp

The 'happiness is a cigar called Hamlet' ads

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By *otyouraverageguyMan
7 weeks ago

N Wales & W Midlands

If you see Sid tell him.........

Do you have a book called fly fishing by JR Hartley?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
7 weeks ago

Durham

Kia-ora. It's too orangey for crows...

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

The water in Majorca don't taste what it or to.........

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"Kia-ora. It's too orangey for crows..."

I'll be your dog!

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By *arkus1812Man
7 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Cadburys Milk Tray = Circa 1970

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By *exy PineapplesCouple
7 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Acklington Stanley

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By *ackformore100Man
7 weeks ago

Tin town

Has anyone done the hofmeister one? The Maxell tapes one? Skol? Watneys red barell? The laker airways one?

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By *zeroMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

"You buy one, you get one free! I said you buy one you get one free!"

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By *ulfilthmentMan
7 weeks ago

Just around the corner

Wispa - it’s slightly rippled with a flat underside.

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

""You buy one, you get one free! I said you buy one you get one free!""

Was that bill Bailey and Safestyle

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By *il.E.lickurclioteMan
7 weeks ago

Derby

Any of the old funny beer ads. John Smith's with Peter Kay, the Sharp/harp and, Carling black label ones, Hofmeister, Stella Artois, the list goes on

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By *uriousscouserWoman
7 weeks ago

Wirral

Ooohhhhhh we are the lads from Country Life and you'll never put a better bit o'butter on your knife

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By *zeroMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

""You buy one, you get one free! I said you buy one you get one free!"

Was that bill Bailey and Safestyle"

He was a bit Bill Bailey like. Maybe not the most trustworthy of ads. The guy ended up getting done for tax evasion 😄

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
7 weeks ago

Durham

Shake and Vac…

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"Ooohhhhhh we are the lads from Country Life and you'll never put a better bit o'butter on your knife"

Oh that was an absolute belter, which has led me to..........

Wake up in the morning wanting some breakfast, what you gonna spread on your toast?

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh Vitalite, that's right

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

""You buy one, you get one free! I said you buy one you get one free!"

Was that bill Bailey and Safestyle

He was a bit Bill Bailey like. Maybe not the most trustworthy of ads. The guy ended up getting done for tax evasion 😄"

He had like a meatloaf vibe going on with a red top and black trousers

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"Has anyone done the hofmeister one? The Maxell tapes one? Skol? Watneys red barell? The laker airways one? "

Was that the follow the bear lager?

We also had, skol, skol, skol, skol , skol

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By *olfandtazCouple
7 weeks ago

Bristol

All because the lady loves milk tray

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By *uriousscouserWoman
7 weeks ago

Wirral

"Ooohhhhhh we are the lads from Country Life and you'll never put a better bit o'butter on your knife

Oh that was an absolute belter, which has led me to..........

Wake up in the morning wanting some breakfast, what you gonna spread on your toast?

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh Vitalite, that's right "

Or the one for cassette tapes: me ears are alight

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

You got an 'ology, you're a scientist.

The Cadbury caramel bunny

A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew (Texan bars)

PG tips chimp. The date: 'what about the red, what about the blue, what about the black?' ' where you meeting him love?' 'in the swimming pool'

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

' wake up in the morning, wanting some breakfast. What margarine do you spread on your toast....ohhh oh Vitalite'

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By *ackformore100Man
7 weeks ago

Tin town

"Shake and Vac…"

Ohhh yes... And the bistro ones and... The Leonard rossiter cinzano ones

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By *weetkitten65Woman
7 weeks ago

Halifax

Who knows the secret of the Black Magic box?..

Tap it, unwrap it..Terry's chocolate orange.

Who would you give your last rolo to?.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
7 weeks ago

Halifax

Henry loves minced morsels..

Clement Freud advertising dog treats with a bloodhound.

(Where on earth did I drag that one from?...

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By *ocalLad76Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester, GB

Those adult chat line adverts on the weekends. Normally in the ad breaks for the word and eurotrash… The one that has stuck in mind is always ‘0898 69 69 69’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *reeneyes40Man
7 weeks ago

cambridge

Milk

What more could a body ask for?

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Has anyone done the hofmeister one? The Maxell tapes one? Skol? Watneys red barell? The laker airways one? "

Was the lead singer from Bauhaus the same guy who was sitting in the armchair that got blasted by a strong wind?

Hagar the horrible and Eddie did the Skol ad, poor ol' Eddie couldn't remember the lyrics to the drinking song.

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

Frank Muir, "everyone's a fruit and nutcase"

"Take it easy with Cadbury Caramel"

McCains chips "I' hope it's chips, it's chips"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
7 weeks ago

North West UK

"Tasty, tasty very very tasty, they're very tasty!"

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By *ackformore100Man
7 weeks ago

Tin town

Flake in the bath of course!

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Flake in the bath of course! "

the poppy fields!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Hofmeister……. Follow the bear

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By *929Man
7 weeks ago

newcastle

Not exactly classic as wasn’t that many years back but loved the southern comfort advert with the fat bloke in speedos walking down the beach

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By *partharmonyCouple
7 weeks ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple
7 weeks ago

Ruislip

Do you remember those shit-scary public information films the used to show in ad breaks? Anyone for a kid being fried at a power station getting his Frisbee?

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By *ympha Luxuria OP Woman
7 weeks ago

La La Land

"Do you remember those shit-scary public information films the used to show in ad breaks? Anyone for a kid being fried at a power station getting his Frisbee?

OMG yes!

Do you remember the road safety adverts which they banned because they might cause people distress? I can still visualise the one with the child slumped against a tree with her broken bones unfolding as she talks about a car hitting her at certain speeds

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By *-a ronMan
7 weeks ago

London

The banned skittles advert… “cumming for you sweetness.” 😂

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