FabSwingers.com forum: SEAT (etc) SNIFFING

By *ANNY SLURPER OP Man
8 weeks ago

Consett

Does anyone else take the opportunity to sniff seats, bicycle, office etc in search of the scent of sex? I've been fortunate over the years to get to sniff the seats and clothes of many, especially co-workers. Anyone else?

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By *929Man
8 weeks ago

newcastle

What the fuck?

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s not for me. But hey, if it flicks your switch. Have at it.

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By *idnightMuseWoman
8 weeks ago

Dreamville

Damn I thought this was gonna be about smelling cars. Disappointed.

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By *rSuave88Man
8 weeks ago

Mirfield

You must have some snout on you!

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By *moothdickMan
8 weeks ago

stoke

U wouldn’t sniff some of the wagon seats I have to sit on

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By *ascaIMan
8 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Kills a bit of time doesn’t it.

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By *tinkfist-Man
8 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Sniff Sniff

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By *tinkfist-Man
8 weeks ago

GLASGOW

"You must have some snout on you!"

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

"U wouldn’t sniff some of the wagon seats I have to sit on

Diesel and ginsters farts

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
8 weeks ago

Newcastle

"You must have some snout on you!"

Snout

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By *asterfulsoulMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester

"Damn I thought this was gonna be about smelling cars. Disappointed. "

Not convinced that's better. You know what they say: sniffing leads to fucking.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Enjoy there you enjoy

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By *moothdickMan
8 weeks ago

stoke

"U wouldn’t sniff some of the wagon seats I have to sit on

Diesel and ginsters farts"

Bang on

and stale arse rez

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

But... Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

What a thread! I better get my popcorn out.

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By *tinkfist-Man
8 weeks ago

GLASGOW

"What a thread! I better get my popcorn out."

Just DONT take a seat lol

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
8 weeks ago

The Lake District

Perhaps makers of Little Tree air freshners are missing a trick with a 'new' scent 🪑🌲

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Does anyone else take the opportunity to sniff seats, bicycle, office etc in search of the scent of sex? I've been fortunate over the years to get to sniff the seats and clothes of many, especially co-workers. Anyone else?"

OP I’ve just had a few goes in the pub and got thrown out.

Am I supposed to wait until they’ve got up?

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By *idnightMuseWoman
8 weeks ago

Dreamville

OK but can we talk about how wild "in search of the scent of sex" is? Anyone remember that Perfume movie? 👀

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The smell of arse is a more likely scent than that of sex I would wager.

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By *og-ManMan
8 weeks ago

somewhere

Are you the guy from The Sunday Sport headlines over the years

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By *hil most chillMan
8 weeks ago

South East & Europe

And the Creepiest Thread of The Day award goes to...

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By *tinkfist-Man
8 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Im cancelling my Gym spin cycle membership,my Cineworld membership lol

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, do you know there are nine million bicycles in Beijing? That's a fact, and also a lot of saddles to sniff. 🫤

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By *tinkfist-Man
8 weeks ago

GLASGOW

"Dear OP, do you know there are nine million bicycles in Beijing? That's a fact, and also a lot of saddles to sniff. 🫤"

Oh no he's not tri-sexual too is he lol.

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Dear OP, do you know there are nine million bicycles in Beijing? That's a fact, and also a lot of saddles to sniff. 🫤"

I’ll just stick with sniffing Katie Melua.

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

I think you may be on your own with this one.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
8 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Is it Fanny Slurper or Funny Sniffer??? 🤔

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

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By *mf123Man
8 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Why am i getting flashbacks of 101 dalmations sniffer dog

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By *tinkfist-Man
8 weeks ago

GLASGOW

"As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

More like the lack of consent if you like..only my opinion though

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

More like the lack of consent if you like..only my opinion though "

Yeah that's a good point.

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By *mf123Man
8 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

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yes i take the piss out of the titted and none titted alike

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
8 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Busy smelling seats 🤣🤣

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
8 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

You are scaring Gen Z now...

I on the other hand still remember Eurotrash and I think this probably belongs on a fetish and Kink website...

Not all swingers are into kink, fetish and naturism and vice verse.

I'm off to check out my own version of Eurotrash provided I can get on the bloody Thameslink to Luton tonight.

I'm thinking I'm too old for these late-night escapes...

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By *Silver-Man
8 weeks ago

Mold

Whatever floats ya boat...go for it.

Move to the Dam, you'll knock yourself out there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Central

I'm sure it's likely a primal drive to want to smell potential partners but I prefer to just smell their body, not a bike seat, etc that they may have sat on if it works for you, enjoy it.

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

These fetishists know no limits.

They will be sniffing for traces of exotic cooking next!

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By *inkyAlchemyCouple
8 weeks ago

Corby

Honestly, the police should probably search your devices...

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By *Silver-Man
8 weeks ago

Mold

"Honestly, the police should probably search your devices..."

He probably is the police😂

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By *inkyAlchemyCouple
8 weeks ago

Corby

"Honestly, the police should probably search your devices...

He probably is the police😂"
😂 so true

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By *icolerobbieCouple
8 weeks ago

walsall

It was the fart sniffers that made me laugh the most.

It takes all sorts…

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
8 weeks ago

Sheffield

You are scaring Gen Z now...

I on the other hand still remember Eurotrash and I think this probably belongs on a fetish and Kink website...

Not all swingers are into kink, fetish and naturism and vice verse.

I'm off to check out my own version of Eurotrash provided I can get on the bloody Thameslink to Luton tonight.

I'm thinking I'm too old for these late-night escapes..."

Ahh what a show! What a legend Antoine was 😊

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
8 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

This is a funny one.

Best bit of forum reading in ages.

Some great comments here, love the banter.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
8 weeks ago

newport

I’d like to know how you can have sex on a bicycle

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By *tinkfist-Man
8 weeks ago

GLASGOW

"I’d like to know how you can have sex on a bicycle

You take the saddle off and go over 2 miles of cobbled paths and stagger into the pub on the way home only to be asked was your cycle good "Yes ,Yes,Yes" it was

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