FabSwingers.com forum: Sex In A Standard Size Bathtub

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

….It’s not an easy bloody feat!

But pray do share any tips if you have perfected this most difficult of sexual arts 👍🏻

Bonus Question Of A Decidedly Non Related Nature:

Lemon Meringue vs Strawberry Pavlova?

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By *iker JackMan
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Lemon meringue

Not a lot of water in the bath and better if taps are on the side

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

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Sagittarius A

Check your overflow is functioning properly.

For real it's a mood killer when there gallons of water afterwards in your kitchen coming through the ceiling.

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By *ornycougaWoman
8 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Don't even go there in a standard one... In a nice big deep double ended one... The possibilities are endless 😈

Lemon meringue wins every time, unless we are eating it off the body before jumping into that big double ender - then I'm smearing the pavlova everywhere

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve tried a few times in vain; too narrow, hard on the knees, freezing cold on the back and taps poking in one’s spine!

It’s an art fraught with Herculean difficulty.

I need to design a sex bath me thinks….. 🤔🤔

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Minimal water.

Doggy.

Lemon meringue.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Sack that. Go to Velvet.

Hmm. I want lemon, and I want meringue. But I don't want all the other faff associated with lemon meringue pie.

So I guess I'll go with strawberry pavlova. But if we can have some more exciting fruits on there too that would be better.

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

"Minimal water.

Doggy.

Lemon meringue. "

I would have said,

Minimal water.

Cowgirl.

Lemon meringue.

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Oh and Lemon meringue pie.

Easy winner.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Minimal water.

Doggy.

Lemon meringue.

I would have said,

Minimal water.

Cowgirl.

Lemon meringue.

That works, dependant on arse width of course.

Doggy works regardless..😇😇😂😂

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By *ondiego85Man
8 weeks ago

nottingham

Never worked in a standard size bath tub.

The only time I had fun in it, it was an extra large angular one in a very nice hotel. That was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I've found it much easier and enjoyable with a size 6-8 than doing it with someone who was a size 16-18.

Lemon, obvs

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I have just drawn up some blueprints for my exclusive prototype, specially designed sex bath 😇

It is both wider and deeper than a standard size bath and I have even taken the effort to incorporate water jets, internal heating and bubbles into it.

Due to the size however, I have deemed that it may be best situated in an outside location.

….Oh bugger….It’s a jacuzzi….

Back to the drawing board it is then 😕

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By *hrista BellendWoman
8 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I don't fit in standard size bathtubs, let alone attempting to fornicate in there

Hot tubs are much more preferable

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By *929Man
8 weeks ago

newcastle

I have a fairly large double ended bath but haven’t even used it with someone else (exes idea to fit it not mine) let alone had sex in it

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
8 weeks ago

Newcastle

I wouldn’t bother having sex in the bath, it’s far too cramped. I do enjoy fun in the shower though or a hot tub is good too…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Standard size bathtub = small swimming pool to me. Sorted 😘

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By *ellhungvweMan
8 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I struggle to even have a bath in a normal sized bath so not sure how sex is going to work

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
8 weeks ago

Newcastle

I wouldn’t bother having sex in the bath, it’s far too cramped. I do enjoy fun in the shower though or a hot tub is good too…

Oh and strawberry pavlova 100%

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
8 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Nor myself or wife are particularly fussed with full sex in water... that being said we definitely like to let the hands wander when in the shower. Sex in a regular size bath is fraught with unimaginable difficulty

I end up making noises that I didn't even know I could make

Mr PF

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Doggy in a bath tub is hard on one's knees. Also you have to be careful of spillage

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Forget about it, it only works in movies, it’s like sex in the shower - only one person is having sex in the shower - the other person is wishing they could swap positions…

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Central

Book a room with an oversized bath.

Lemon meringue

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By *rostgiantMan
8 weeks ago

Chippenham

I'm 6'10, bath or shower is practically impossible as I occupy most if not all the space available!

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Mordor

I think it will be fine, if both parties are midgets.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Showers better and easier

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By *obandruthCouple
8 weeks ago

wolverhampton

It's no easy but it's not impossible.

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By *hePleasurerMan
8 weeks ago

Cheshire

Difficult but not impossible, and both participants need to be on the smaller end of the scale. As a slimmish 5'8, I've had the pleasure of a quite petite woman on top. Now I'm a bit older I'd worry about getting stuck in the bath with muscle or joint problems!

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By *cott73Man
8 weeks ago

brighton

Can't be done. Get in the shower, girl!

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