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"At least i can shave my hobbit toe! The next person has a huge arse which constantly knocks things over 🤣🤣" | |||
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"At least i can shave my hobbit toe! The next person has a huge arse which constantly knocks things over 🤣🤣" I like to think it's Phat ! The next person has a curious twitching left eyelid | |||
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"[Hairy toe Removed by poster at 15/09/24 17:23:01]" The next poster has the most perfect penis in the universe. | |||
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"* beard " Instructions unclear Below, the person has purple prickles all over their back. | |||
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"And a poisonous wart at the end of my nose The person below me has toe jam " Fuck They got three hearts | |||
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"The person below has 6 toes on each foot " Shhhh that's supposed to be secret! The next person is almost as hilarious as me 🤣 | |||
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"The person below has 6 toes on each foot Shhhh that's supposed to be secret! The next person is almost as hilarious as me 🤣" Ta da! The next person is left handed. On both sides. | |||
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"The next person can burb the whole of “I’m a teapot”" Lol I wish. The next one has a third nipple on the sole of their left foot. | |||
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"It’s why I walk with a limp and definitely not because my penis weighs one side down. The next poster is about to UNLOS again." It's true. Adios amigos🫡 The poster below has a hairy mole on the end of their nose. | |||
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"It’s why I walk with a limp and definitely not because my penis weighs one side down. The next poster is about to UNLOS again. It's true. Adios amigos🫡 The poster below has a hairy mole on the end of their nose." Hey!! My hairy mole is on my cheek not my nose!! T🤣 the poster below has a glass eye | |||
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"It’s why I walk with a limp and definitely not because my penis weighs one side down. The next poster is about to UNLOS again. It's true. Adios amigos🫡 The poster below has a hairy mole on the end of their nose." Fantastic, matches the one on the end of my peen The person below has a cavernous bumhole | |||
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"It’s why I walk with a limp and definitely not because my penis weighs one side down. The next poster is about to UNLOS again. It's true. Adios amigos🫡 The poster below has a hairy mole on the end of their nose. Fantastic, matches the one on the end of my peen The person below has a cavernous bumhole" At least 2 explorers have gone missing in there The person below forages toenail clippings from bathroom bins to sprinkle on their granola | |||
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"Person below can be invisible but only if no one is looking " im always invisible the person below me has an extra foot | |||
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"Person below can be invisible but only if no one is looking im always invisible the person below me has an extra foot " If only, the ones I have are knackered. The person below me has a lot of tattoos. | |||
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"Person below can be invisible but only if no one is looking im always invisible the person below me has an extra foot If only, the ones I have are knackered. The person below me has a lot of tattoos. " Uncanny!! The person below me has an inny bellybutton you could use as a cup holder. | |||
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" The person below can see through walls, but only while they're sleeping." The person below can always put a USB in the right way up first time | |||
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"A foreskin big enough to make a rather fetching handbag " Ooh I could do with a new handbag 👜 Poster below has baby blue nipples. | |||
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"A foreskin big enough to make a rather fetching handbag Ooh I could do with a new handbag 👜 Poster below has baby blue nipples. " They were a bonus attachment that came with the boobs. The person below can name an actual tory government success | |||
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"A foreskin big enough to make a rather fetching handbag Ooh I could do with a new handbag 👜 Poster below has baby blue nipples. They were a bonus attachment that came with the boobs. The person below can name an actual tory government success " I can: . The person below can understand animals but can't remember anything they say. | |||
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"That sounds like me animals are always talking to me ,the person below me is an astrophysicist but loves Jam sandwiches " Close enough . The poster below me sings a pitch-perfect version of Celine Dion's "Think Twice". Through their bumpiece. | |||
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"That sounds like me animals are always talking to me ,the person below me is an astrophysicist but loves Jam sandwiches Close enough . The poster below me sings a pitch-perfect version of Celine Dion's "Think Twice". Through their bumpiece." This is true. The next person is able to shoot flies and other insects down from the force of their ejaculate, in much the same way that a lizard snares its food by firing its tongue out of its mouth. | |||
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"That sounds like me animals are always talking to me ,the person below me is an astrophysicist but loves Jam sandwiches Close enough . The poster below me sings a pitch-perfect version of Celine Dion's "Think Twice". Through their bumpiece. This is true. The next person is able to shoot flies and other insects down from the force of their ejaculate, in much the same way that a lizard snares its food by firing its tongue out of its mouth." It is both a curse and a blessing. A burden that I carry. I've been called many a time to exterminate pesky flies. The person/s below have the unique ability to cause orgasms of immeasurable size and pleasure, but only when they eat Branston pickle from the jar, with their hands | |||
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"I keep it hidden The person below has three ankles one on their left foot " ...one on the right foot, and one in the middle. More portable with a hinge... The poster below can climb tall buildings with their suction-boobs. | |||
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"I keep it hidden The person below has three ankles one on their left foot ...one on the right foot, and one in the middle. More portable with a hinge... The poster below can climb tall buildings with their suction-boobs." A tongue that can manipulate metal | |||
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