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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What time do you pop it in then?

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Oh i thought it was a holiday destination thread.....

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Oh i thought it was a holiday destination thread.....

Well you can go to turkey and pop it in but thats sommat different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about 7 lots of basting and bacon over the top.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Brest up or brest down???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i thought it was a holiday destination thread.....

Well you can go to turkey and pop it in but thats sommat different!

Dont i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

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tell mr o to let go then!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

You commando crawling across the lounge floor???

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

tell mr o to let go then!!!

gobble gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

You commando crawling across the lounge floor???

No im sat here typing on keyboard lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

Lol Mr O being naughty then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x "

Butter wouldnt melt eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

Lol Mr O being naughty then!

He's not here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol"

Lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol"

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

Is that all..is it only a small turkey lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

Lol Mr O being naughty then!

He's not here

Aww bless well hope you get to see soon.

Xmas all ready for the young un i hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

no that would depend on said size, 4 hours may be too much for some birds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush"

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

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you called???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

Lol Mr O being naughty then!

He's not here

Aww bless well hope you get to see soon.

Xmas all ready for the young un i hope.

Oh yes boxing day countdown

and yes shes all tucked up and sleeping soundly phew

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

I'm all yours baby

lurpak me all over

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

no that would depend on said size, 4 hours may be too much for some birds."

Well turn the heat up, bit of basting and a little roasting and the bird always comes up perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

I'm all yours baby

lurpak me all over

Oh wot a country life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

no that would depend on said size, 4 hours may be too much for some birds.

Well turn the heat up, bit of basting and a little roasting and the bird always comes up perfect

ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment.

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over a year ago

ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment."

Just find people with the right equipment

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh!

Bloody hell im hank marvin now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment.

Just find people with the right equipment

are you offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not having any

sob sob

can i come and have a lick of someone elses please

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh!

Bloody hell im hank marvin now

Well get cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not having any

sob sob

can i come and have a lick of someone elses please

Awwwwwwwwwwwww me lovely peaches ((((HUG)))) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not having any

sob sob

can i come and have a lick of someone elses please

You can come and share mine any time Honey xxx

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh!

Bloody hell im hank marvin now

Well get cooking

Now why didnt i think of that lol

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over a year ago

ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment.

Just find people with the right equipment

are you offering

Well its christmas and im in a giving mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant eat anything.

It dont stay down unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant eat anything.

It dont stay down unfortunately.

Then I shall send you a hug and a kiss to keep you going xxx Mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant eat anything.

It dont stay down unfortunately.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had that today but powered through. x

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Awww well hope you manage to wrap up and look after your self xx

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Right... oven ready, I got maple syrup to drizzle - who fancies some stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x "
does steve watch????

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x "

Lucky butcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oven????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x does steve watch????

Ohh hun he always watches me when I go to the butchers something about I always get extra sausage - havent a clue what he means tho

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x does steve watch????

Ohh hun he always watches me when I go to the butchers something about I always get extra sausage - havent a clue what he means tho

Shona

x x x "

My butcher looks like a bulldog, mind his bacon slicer woman looks a bit of allright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x "
butchers are bloody dirty flirty lot ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x butchers are bloody dirty flirty lot ya know "

But quite handy tho

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x butchers are bloody dirty flirty lot ya know

But quite handy tho

Shona

x x x "
certain ones are yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x "
oh i get tut tutted at all the time...fun aint it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh so much fun

Must remember to get the steak pie for new years

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x "

Ooo you tease lol bet the blush big time young lady

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over a year ago

"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x

Ooo you tease lol bet the blush big time young lady

Yup you been spying on me??

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x

Ooo you tease lol bet the blush big time young lady

Yup you been spying on me??

Shona

x x x "

Me spying???? Hell Yehhhhh

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over a year ago

Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x "
hes a bigbad window licker

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your.......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your.......

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my what??????

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your.......

my what??????

Well i aint on about your sweet tummy button

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your.......

my what??????

Well i aint on about your sweet tummy button

"
lollipop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lollipop?

OHHHHH NO

Now I have that annoying song from that stupid Dell advert in me head complete with coloured craps being squirted from the machine

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"lollipop?

OHHHHH NO

Now I have that annoying song from that stupid Dell advert in me head complete with coloured craps being squirted from the machine

Shona

x x x "

Prefered the "i am blue today" one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x "
bong bong is good!!!

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over a year ago

"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x bong bong is good!!!

Not when your all alone and you really want to hear heavy breathing and the bed making funky noises

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x bong bong is good!!!

Not when your all alone and you really want to hear heavy breathing and the bed making funky noises

Shona

x x x "
thats true!!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x bong bong is good!!!

Not when your all alone and you really want to hear heavy breathing and the bed making funky noises

Shona

x x x "

Lots of noises going on tonight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think if I woke him up now he would bite me head off or would he want me to be wrapped around him in nowt but stockings??

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do you think if I woke him up now he would bite me head off or would he want me to be wrapped around him in nowt but stockings??

Shona

x x x "
go fer it gal!!!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Dont forget to get up early to put the turkey in!!!

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