FabSwingers.com forum: Oh, What's Occurrin'?

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln

Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the jury, what's occurrin' in your inbox?

Is it full of lovely messages from friends?

Perhaps some hot tea?

Or are the hungover wanking dead out in force this morning?

Speaking in generalities of course, nobody wants another ban for talking about specific messages 😎

LvM

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair

Lovely things are occurring in my veritable Inbøx. 🦋

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By *teveanddebsCouple
8 weeks ago

Norwich

Ours is looking good at the moment, one we are arranging a meet with and a new possible popped up today

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Just had my coffee of the day.

Playing guitar, lurking forums.

Inbox is very quiet.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
8 weeks ago

City Centre

I'm happily surprised by the content of messages lately. Everyone has upped their game, I haven't seen a wanna f%#k message in an age.

I don't get messages from my friends. I'm beginning to wonder why they're even friends with me. Feckers!

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By *ife NinjaMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I'm happily surprised by the content of messages lately. Everyone has upped their game, I haven't seen a wanna f%#k message in an age.

I don't get messages from my friends. I'm beginning to wonder why they're even friends with me. Feckers!

Red dress looks awesome on you

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Tamworth

Couple of interesting conversations going on.

Few instant deletes.

No outright abuse, which is nice.

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By *inochioMan
8 weeks ago

Derbyshire

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By *inochioMan
8 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Its a quiet day.

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Usual mix of faf, fantasy essays and the occasional lovely message

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Oh, What's Occurrin'?"

Nowt.

All quiet on the western front.

Might go to work a day early.

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By *imply DeeWoman
8 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m pleasantly surprised by the content of my inbox recently.

Nice messages from nice people, I finally see possibilities and it’s beautiful.

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By *ruceyyMan
8 weeks ago

London

Having not used this properly in ages, nothing! Ghost town!

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By *hristopherd999Man
8 weeks ago

Brentwood

Quiet inbox today

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By *aspar78Man
8 weeks ago

derbyshire

Had a nice chat with a nice lady no sexual content and normal.

And also a guy who keeps pestering me even though I've mentioned I'm not interested haha

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Having not used this properly in ages, nothing! Ghost town! "

Not your usual cofident self, what's happened?

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By *aven.Woman
8 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Not enough penis LVM

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By *ruceyyMan
8 weeks ago

London

"Not enough penis LVM"

Mines available for loan!

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By *aven.Woman
8 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Not enough penis LVM

Mines available for loan!"

Hey, I know you!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *ruceyyMan
8 weeks ago

London

"Having not used this properly in ages, nothing! Ghost town!

Not your usual cofident self, what's happened?"

Oh I'm still all of that, I just don't use this much anymore! A friendly hiatus that wasn't caused by all the forum hating me for a change!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Not enough penis LVM"

You don't even like penii.

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By *ruceyyMan
8 weeks ago

London

"Not enough penis LVM

Mines available for loan!

Hey, I know you!"

I think we wanted to have sex once?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

As empty as my soul.

The mr

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By *aven.Woman
8 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Not enough penis LVM

Mines available for loan!

Hey, I know you!

I think we wanted to have sex once?"

Ooh that does not sound like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Not enough penis LVM

Mines available for loan!

Hey, I know you!

I think we wanted to have sex once?"

You've got to love a trier.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
8 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We are the horny hungover wanking dead today 👀

Oh no, that’s just C - I drove last night 😛

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
8 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

My site supporter pass can be extended any time.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts

Hey

Etc

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By *entfootloverMan
8 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

Quiet as usual

The opposite would be full of polite declines?

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By *ustamanMan
8 weeks ago

weymouth

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By *ustamanMan
8 weeks ago

weymouth

Mostly tumblew**d

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By *olfandtazCouple
8 weeks ago

Bristol

The odd message popping into ours, not as bad as it has been at times. Just enjoying a chilled Sunday

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By *oo..Woman
8 weeks ago

Boo's World

A pegging request - on a Sunday of all days! 🫣

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By *ruceyyMan
8 weeks ago

London

"A pegging request - on a Sunday of all days! 🫣"

After a roast?! No way Josey!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
8 weeks ago

London

Just the usual cock forest

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts

"Just the usual cock forest"

They got wood

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By *oo..Woman
8 weeks ago

Boo's World

And now a baby request

It's going to be one of those days I fear 🤭

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By *zeroMan
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

My last message was Fab informing me that my pass is about to expire.

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By *hilloutMan
8 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A mostly non illuminated message box as usual. Some would call that a blessing 😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

My inbox is unread… and staying that way. #nofucksgiven

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By *onkoMan
8 weeks ago

here and there

Not a single thing as normal

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Crickets

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Crickets "

Actually scrap that. I’ve turned all our filters on

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
8 weeks ago

Southampton

Currently I have 15 messages in my inbox I need to read 🤣 head is a little tender lol

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Mordor

Lying in bed hoping that the morning painkillers get to work at some point.😡

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Mordor

"Ice bath followed by one of those massage guns usually does the trick."

Not on nerve damage they don't.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Ice bath followed by one of those massage guns usually does the trick.

Not on nerve damage they don't."

Posted that in the wrong thread 🤦🏽‍♂️

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln

So the usual for most then 😁 K has had three different men claiming to know her. By three different names. All of which are wrong 😅

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Try again tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Guess you can’t say w eed

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Apart from a couple of messages that I was too tired to read last night, my inbox is looking very smart... aka mass delete of messages that no longer serve a purpose!

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I'm happily surprised by the content of messages lately. Everyone has upped their game, I haven't seen a wanna f%#k message in an age.

I don't get messages from my friends. I'm beginning to wonder why they're even friends with me. Feckers!

Fancy a fuck?

(*That should wake up the old inbox. Watch and learn chaps. Watch. And. Learn.)

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

The usual hey and hi. Compliments on the photos. Some nice messages that stand out a mile and some chats with friends.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
8 weeks ago

London

A couple of regular chats and an invitation to a private house party.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
8 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Just chatting 💩 as normal

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"And now a baby request

It's going to be one of those days I fear 🤭"

Ooh you got the baby one too 🤣

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By *oo..Woman
8 weeks ago

Boo's World

"And now a baby request

It's going to be one of those days I fear 🤭

Ooh you got the baby one too 🤣"

It was such a delight wasn't it 🤭

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By *or-QueeningMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Absolutely nothing, same as usual

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West

Just random chit chat, nothing specific.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I was away from my usual base last night, so my inbox is still full of chancers from Blackpool with the fresh meat instinct.

Couple from people who saw me there but didn't speak to me. But not one from the person I spoke to that I was hoping would message because I'm fucked if I remember what they said their username was.

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

There are a few frisky souls but no wankers. Alas. People are quite good natured and down for trying out pumpkin spice. 😄🧡

I've had some lovely messages recently from friends. Three in particular that I really need to reply to as I've been crap at one to one messages lately.

And then there's one message that has me kicking my feet in glee and grinning like a Cheshire cat. I've already replied to it and trying not to wait for a reply.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln

"There are a few frisky souls but no wankers. Alas. People are quite good natured and down for trying out pumpkin spice. 😄🧡

I've had some lovely messages recently from friends. Three in particular that I really need to reply to as I've been crap at one to one messages lately.

And then there's one message that has me kicking my feet in glee and grinning like a Cheshire cat. I've already replied to it and trying not to wait for a reply.

Sounds like a chill time! The image of you kicking your legs and sipping on a PSL is very cute 😊

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I was away from my usual base last night, so my inbox is still full of chancers from Blackpool with the fresh meat instinct.

Couple from people who saw me there but didn't speak to me. But not one from the person I spoke to that I was hoping would message because I'm fucked if I remember what they said their username was."

See, that's your own fault for leaving your location on

Is there a group chat you could chase this person down in?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln

"A couple of regular chats and an invitation to a private house party.

Very nice 😎🥳

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I'm happily surprised by the content of messages lately. Everyone has upped their game, I haven't seen a wanna f%#k message in an age.

I don't get messages from my friends. I'm beginning to wonder why they're even friends with me. Feckers!

Fancy a fuck?

(*That should wake up the old inbox. Watch and learn chaps. Watch. And. Learn.)"

Phuck he's good...

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln

"My last message was Fab informing me that my pass is about to expire."

Ah the classic bait and switch

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

The occasional tumble rolling on by.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
8 weeks ago

London

"Just the usual cock forest

They got wood "

A lot is just kindling

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By *cott73Man
8 weeks ago

brighton

My mail box is empty. My sent mail is all yellow.

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

"There are a few frisky souls but no wankers. Alas. People are quite good natured and down for trying out pumpkin spice. 😄🧡

I've had some lovely messages recently from friends. Three in particular that I really need to reply to as I've been crap at one to one messages lately.

And then there's one message that has me kicking my feet in glee and grinning like a Cheshire cat. I've already replied to it and trying not to wait for a reply.

Sounds like a chill time! The image of you kicking your legs and sipping on a PSL is very cute 😊

LvM"

You're really not too bad for a BBC, Lor. 🧡

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"The occasional tumble rolling on by."

Due to the censored word after "tumble" that makes it sound vastly more exciting that it actually is. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Pretty happy with the content of my inbox just now but being the greedy sod that I am, I'm always happy for more

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"See, that's your own fault for leaving your location on

Is there a group chat you could chase this person down in?

LvM"

I know. I got distracted when motorway issues had us delayed by an hour and didn't remember to turn location off for the night.

Nah, I just never quite understand the volume of people who were there and message me to let me know how I looked and things but didn't actually interact in person. The guy I spoke to was nice to chat to but it was more that he was the only one that would have made sense messaging me afterwards in my brain 💜

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By *cnugatugMan
8 weeks ago

Chatham

Bit quiet atm was busy this morning with a load of fellas trying their luck claiming to be in a couple blah blah same old story

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Mordor

Nothing is occurring on fab, so I think I'll take the rest of the day off.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts

Inbox is quiet. Forums are quiet.

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