FabSwingers.com forum: Cake or death?

By *or-Queening OP Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Well?

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By *partharmonyCouple
9 weeks ago

Ruislip

Cake please.

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

I'll take a little death please.

Many please.

Thank you.

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By *partharmonyCouple
9 weeks ago

Ruislip

You wouldn't do very well if you open a café and that was your menu.

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Always death

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

It’s a good job this thread is Church of England

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By *lynJMan
9 weeks ago

Morden

Death by chocolate cake please

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

Death by chocolate cake

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

"Death by chocolate cake please "

Fair play, Glyn. Fast fingers

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By *agerMorganMan
9 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Death… no wait, cake!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Death by chocolate cake please

Fair play, Glyn. Fast fingers "

Embarrassing

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

"Death by chocolate cake please

Fair play, Glyn. Fast fingers

Embarrassing "

You try beating him. Definitely had his weetabix this morning

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By *mmaleiaWoman
9 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Death by cake

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By *assy69Man
9 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Well? "

It really depends on the day of the week

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By *uxom redCouple
9 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

If it's baking I'll make cake

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Depends. What's the cake?

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By *ilva69Man
9 weeks ago

stockport

Wouldn’t mind choking to death on a huge eclair

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By *ruman77Man
9 weeks ago

London

What kind of cake?

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

What flavour death is it? Will there be icing?

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By *ellroseWoman
9 weeks ago

Brum

Cake but it has to be lemon

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
9 weeks ago

west london

Victoria sponge

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By *hMeOhMyOhCouple
9 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Stretching the boundaries here, but ladies fingers, some fruitiness, booze, cream and, errr, custard - trifle’s the one for us!

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By *9alMan
9 weeks ago

Bridgend

I am diabetic so neither is an attractive choice

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By *ou only live onceMan
9 weeks ago

London

I mean, I'll take cake over dropping down dead, but I'd choose lots of other things ahead of it.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

Cake I guess then 🤷‍♂️ Any recommendation for what would pair best with a blowjob under the table? Thanks 😘

LvM

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

"Cake I guess then 🤷‍♂️ Any recommendation for what would pair best with a blowjob under the table? Thanks 😘

LvM"

Me. Don't worry about the cake, you'll forget it anyway.

(I'm sorry Lorenzo, it's just the obvious pairing)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
9 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Cake I guess then 🤷‍♂️ Any recommendation for what would pair best with a blowjob under the table? Thanks 😘

LvM

Me. Don't worry about the cake, you'll forget it anyway.

(I'm sorry Lorenzo, it's just the obvious pairing)"

🥵🍆💦🤤

LvM

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By *or-Queening OP Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

"I'll take a little death please.

Many please.

Thank you."

I see what you did there.

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

"I'll take a little death please.

Many please.

Thank you.

I see what you did there."

I'm full of... wit, I know.

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By *opinovMan
9 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'll have the chicken.

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By *or-Queening OP Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

"I'll take a little death please.

Many please.

Thank you.

I see what you did there.

I'm full of... wit, I know."

I liked it and would expect nothing less.

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By *or-Queening OP Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

"I'll have the chicken.

Well done on getting the reference!

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

Given enough cake, diabetics can have both. 😳

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
9 weeks ago

Essex

I’m not a fan of cake.

Death it is. Not mine, obviously

(Side-eyes other forumites…)

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By *ugartitssnake23Couple
9 weeks ago

Heathfield

Death by chocolate please

Snake 🐍

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By *exbot 1Man
9 weeks ago

Chester le street

To much cake here 😋

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By *teph BitchTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Cake/s please - the bigger the better

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By *nterblueMan
9 weeks ago

manchester

Cake. I'll save the death for a special occasion.

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

"I'll take a little death please.

Many please.

Thank you."

Une petite mort 🥰

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

"I’m not a fan of cake.

Death it is. Not mine, obviously

(Side-eyes other forumites…)"

Don't fucking look at me.

I've got a bath run 🤨

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By *opinovMan
9 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I'll have the chicken.

Well done on getting the reference!

Thanks

I love Lego.

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By *agicM53XMan
9 weeks ago

Orpington

Which interpretation of Death? If it's Lady Death I'll choose her

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By *night in armourMan
9 weeks ago

stafford

Depends what cake it is lol

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By *heekyScouser01Man
9 weeks ago

By you

A small slice of death please

I mean cake, yer, cake. A little slice of cake please

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
9 weeks ago

London

Well i'll have the chicken

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By *lynJMan
9 weeks ago

Morden

"Death by chocolate cake please

Fair play, Glyn. Fast fingers

Embarrassing

You try beating him. Definitely had his weetabix this morning "

I hadn't had breakfast 😀

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By *ount TootusMan
9 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Id die by cake, take that as you will.

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By *luerooMan
9 weeks ago

Bridgwater

can i have a custard tart ?

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
9 weeks ago

Banbury

My god man... Do they want tea?

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By *or-Queening OP Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

"My god man... Do they want tea? "

I don't know but they've got a flag.

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
9 weeks ago

Banbury

"My god man... Do they want tea?

I don't know but they've got a flag."

Okay so we're best friends now. Love you bestie

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