FabSwingers.com forum: Straight guy looking to have his cock sucked after 11pm in MK.

By *imon the pie man OP Man
12 weeks ago

Southwark

Willing to offer to m/tv/tg for the first time. You'll need to accommodate tho.

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By *anceAloneWoman
12 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

Well that's tempting 😳🙄

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By *ack FrostyMan
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

It’s very kind but I’ll decline your offer

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I don’t know how anyone could possibly resist such a tempting offer.

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By *aven.Woman
12 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Do they need to provide refreshments as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Gutted!

I have to be home by 10:59pm!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Central

"Do they need to provide refreshments as well?"

Snowball

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By *imon the pie man OP Man
12 weeks ago

Southwark

Due to the huge demand. I've decided to throw in a free National Lottery scratchcard, the £2 one, so consider this an opportunity of a lifetime.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
12 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Due to the huge demand. I've decided to throw in a free National Lottery scratchcard, the £2 one, so consider this an opportunity of a lifetime. "

If there's huge demand you don't need to offer a further incentive.

If anything you should be demanding they bring a scratchcard.

Simple economics

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I'm confused — would you still be classified as "straight" after this seminal act?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"I'm confused — would you still be classified as "straight" after this seminal act?"

*Semenal 🤣

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By *nickeringWoman
12 weeks ago

Coleshill

"I'm confused — would you still be classified as "straight" after this seminal act?"

slight bend

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Due to the huge demand. I've decided to throw in a free National Lottery scratchcard, the £2 one, so consider this an opportunity of a lifetime. "

For a two pound scratchie you can bum me if you want!

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
12 weeks ago

Tamworth

"I'm confused — would you still be classified as "straight" after this seminal act?"

Spaghetti people right?

Straight till they're wet.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts

Straight in a roundabout way I assume

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By *anceAloneWoman
12 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

This isn't just straight...this is fab straight 😆

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Willing to offer to m/tv/tg for the first time. You'll need to accommodate tho."

You can borrow my old Henry hoover if you like.

And by borrow I mean keep, I don't want it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Mate, I'm getting a train just now!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Straight in a roundabout way I assume "

Oh love the MK reference there.

OP I would need to leave really early to get there, go gay, hope you cum quick and drive all the way back. I hate driving.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts

"Straight in a roundabout way I assume

Oh love the MK reference there.

OP I would need to leave really early to get there, go gay, hope you cum quick and drive all the way back. I hate driving.

But can you drive and re-straight at the same time?

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By *anceAloneWoman
12 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

"Straight in a roundabout way I assume

Oh love the MK reference there.

OP I would need to leave really early to get there, go gay, hope you cum quick and drive all the way back. I hate driving.

But can you drive and re-straight at the same time? "

Sounds dangerous...I'd suggesting re -straighting at the services would be more sensible

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By *nesCouple
12 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

What kinda pie is your name referencing?

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By *ornucopiaMan
12 weeks ago

Bexley

I can suck my own cock.

( using a short length of 50mm i.d. hosepipe)

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