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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Would you rather have two winkies or a winkie and a fanny? If you have one of each they can’t be so close you can fuck yourself.

You can put the extra winkie wherever you like (observing the above rule) and it’s not for urination, just ruination. The extra winkie is identical to your number one appendage.

If you have a fanny it’s a normal fanny but no internal lady bits for making babies. Consequently, no monthly blob.

So, will it be two different pleasure experiences or double trouble?

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By *ountainwalkerMan
12 weeks ago

port talbot

One of each, double the fun

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By *inceIlkestonMan
12 weeks ago

Ilkeston

One of each and a partner with the same

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By *cnugatugMan
12 weeks ago

Chatham

What an odd question

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts

Could the second winkie be in the end of the first? Possibly as an extension. Though Swiss Army knife also comes to mind

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"What an odd question "

No denying that!! 😆 But it’s Friday, I’m off work and I’m amusing myself.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Could the second winkie be in the end of the first? Possibly as an extension. Though Swiss Army knife also comes to mind "

You mean kinda like the second alien mouth?

And are you just doing that so you can do a headstand and pop it in your bumbum?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts


"Could the second winkie be in the end of the first? Possibly as an extension. Though Swiss Army knife also comes to mind

You mean kinda like the second alien mouth?

And are you just doing that so you can do a headstand and pop it in your bumbum?"

I don’t want to get lightheaded while I bum myself so… hang on loop hope you didn’t say how long the additional winkie could be.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts

That was meant to loop hole

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Could the second winkie be in the end of the first? Possibly as an extension. Though Swiss Army knife also comes to mind

You mean kinda like the second alien mouth?

And are you just doing that so you can do a headstand and pop it in your bumbum?

I don’t want to get lightheaded while I bum myself so… hang on loop hope you didn’t say how long the additional winkie could be. "

I bloody did! It’s identical to your current pussy pounder otherwise at least most blokes would say “I’ll have a 14” minge monster”

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts


"Could the second winkie be in the end of the first? Possibly as an extension. Though Swiss Army knife also comes to mind

You mean kinda like the second alien mouth?

And are you just doing that so you can do a headstand and pop it in your bumbum?

I don’t want to get lightheaded while I bum myself so… hang on loop hope you didn’t say how long the additional winkie could be.

I bloody did! It’s identical to your current pussy pounder otherwise at least most blokes would say “I’ll have a 14” minge monster”"

Dammit you did too. Very dammit.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts

Fanny would be handy I spose. Useful for carrying lippy, bank card, maybe a packet of mints.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Fanny would be handy I spose. Useful for carrying lippy, bank card, maybe a packet of mints. "

What a great idea!

All women should keep a packet of polos up their chuff so I can freshen up after chowing down.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Fanny would be handy I spose. Useful for carrying lippy, bank card, maybe a packet of mints.

What a great idea!

All women should keep a packet of polos up their chuff so I can freshen up after chowing down."

Indeed I think Glow is onto something here. Some kind of dispenser.

I wonder why women don’t put lipstick on it….

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I think this question is a little too immature for me to answer.

Are the willies long enough to be used as a form of drum stick for party tricks on bongos?

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I think this question is a little too immature for me to answer.

Are the willies long enough to be used as a form of drum stick for party tricks on bongos?"

Ugh I had this shit from geordie yesterday

It’s the same length as your current chap so it depends on that. And I suppose your level of control over the little fellow….

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Fanny would be handy I spose. Useful for carrying lippy, bank card, maybe a packet of mints.

What a great idea!

All women should keep a packet of polos up their chuff so I can freshen up after chowing down.

Indeed I think Glow is onto something here. Some kind of dispenser.

I wonder why women don’t put lipstick on it…."

I believe it’s got something to do with the EU laws.

Not sure they have realised since brexit they are free to apply flapstick again.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Fanny would be handy I spose. Useful for carrying lippy, bank card, maybe a packet of mints.

What a great idea!

All women should keep a packet of polos up their chuff so I can freshen up after chowing down.

Indeed I think Glow is onto something here. Some kind of dispenser.

I wonder why women don’t put lipstick on it….

I believe it’s got something to do with the EU laws.

Not sure they have realised since brexit they are free to apply flapstick again."

Ha! Flapstick. Love it.

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By *ecky and justCouple
12 weeks ago

Godalming

Definitely one of each.

Becky would want one of each as well..!

Oh the fun we could have.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I think this question is a little too immature for me to answer.

Are the willies long enough to be used as a form of drum stick for party tricks on bongos?

Ugh I had this shit from geordie yesterday

It’s the same length as your current chap so it depends on that. And I suppose your level of control over the little fellow…."

Ok, so basically I can wallop a bass drum from a marching band. I might need 2 pom poms now.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts


"Fanny would be handy I spose. Useful for carrying lippy, bank card, maybe a packet of mints.

What a great idea!

All women should keep a packet of polos up their chuff so I can freshen up after chowing down."

Can you imagine it..you’re going down on her and hang on this hole is getting smaller. THIS FANNY IS A FUNNEL

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