FabSwingers.com forum: Tea or orgasm

By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

Which would you prefer right now? I’m making a brew

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Tea for me please

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By *r-8-BBCMan
47 weeks ago

LONDON

An orgasm !

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Coffee as tea is 🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Tea. Milk no sugar please 🙏

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By *oneyBee200Woman
47 weeks ago

Kent

Strong cuppa, no sugar, tiny bit of milk please

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
47 weeks ago

East Sussex

I've just had a cup of tea.....

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By *exyScientistsCouple
47 weeks ago

Castlebar

Don't drink tea so orgasm please, then maybe a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Tea... With a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Tea please. As strong as you can make it, no sugar, approx. 5 to 10ml of full fat milk.

Not that I'm fussy or anything 👀

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

So 7 teas, 1 coffee, a BJ and an orgasm, coming right up

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By *aciallovrMan
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

How about orgasm into coffee and there's your cream! Delicious

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By *ynecplCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Tea white no sugar please.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Orgasm for me please as not a tea drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'd love both

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By *ilverfox for youMan
47 weeks ago

Hull

Yea after an orgasm for me !

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By *IG G77Man
47 weeks ago

GATLEY

Orgasm

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By *enk15Man
47 weeks ago

Evesham

It's cold, so I'll have a cuppa please.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
47 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Coffee as tea is 🤢"

Spot on.

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By *r CheeseMan
47 weeks ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

Tea. Tea everytime. None of this sex stuff for me.

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By *assy69Man
47 weeks ago

sussex and Wales

"Which would you prefer right now? I’m making a brew

No sugar and just a little milk for me. Ta

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I can multi task

A blowjob orgasm whilst I’m sat sipping my tea ☕️ 😜

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"Coffee as tea is 🤢

Spot on. "

I’ll make an exception for you as you have great boobs, just this once and just for you though

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Tea 🤮

I'll take an orgasm or two

Mrs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Goodness, the Impossible Question for Mrs TMN.

Mr TMN

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By *ea monkeyMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can’t help but take this thread personally

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
47 weeks ago

North West

"I can’t help but take this thread personally "

I was about to say both please 😂

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Orgasm for me please as not a tea drinker

Me either so let’s help each other out

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By *ripfillMan
47 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Tea, please just now

By the way

I’ve just found an amazing tea sold in Ireland called Barry’s tea gold … it’s orgasmic It really hits the spot

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"I can’t help but take this thread personally

I was about to say both please 😂"

I’ll make the brew, you have a fapp, sorted

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By *c12Man
47 weeks ago

South East

Kettles boiled…? Yorkshire Tea for me please

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
47 weeks ago

North West

"I can’t help but take this thread personally

I was about to say both please 😂

I’ll make the brew, you have a fapp, sorted

I meant an orgasm from Tea (Monkey) 😂😇

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"I can’t help but take this thread personally

I was about to say both please 😂

I’ll make the brew, you have a fapp, sorted

I meant an orgasm from Tea (Monkey) 😂😇"

It’s your time tea-monkey, give the lady what she wants

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By *edLionScotMan
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I was about to say both please

I was going to say both too, but swap coffee for tea.

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By *bi HaiveMan
47 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Coffee.

And an orgasm.

Please and thanks. 😁

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
47 weeks ago

Merseyside

An orgasm with tea on the side please

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By *bi HaiveMan
47 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I can’t help but take this thread personally "

And there was me about to page you. 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂

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By *nvisible-touchWoman
47 weeks ago

kent

You know all the greedy bisexuals in here are going to want tea and the orgasm.

Both please

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By *injaprincessWoman
47 weeks ago

herehere

Earl grey and orgasm please 🙏

🫦💜

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By *havenhaven2Man
47 weeks ago

Perth

An orgasm for me please, followed by a brew then another orgasm thank you.

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By *ea monkeyMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"You know all the greedy bisexuals in here are going to want tea and the orgasm.

Both please "

There’s plenty of me to go around

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By *hesblokeMan
47 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

What kind of tea are we talking about....

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I hate Tea

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"You know all the greedy bisexuals in here are going to want tea and the orgasm.

Both please "

You can only have both with video evidence of being Bi, sorry, I don’t make the rules up (actually I do)

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By *unkym34Man
47 weeks ago

London

Well I’m drinking tea right now but may move to the orgasm stage soon

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By *r CheeseMan
47 weeks ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

I can't believe there are so many heathens here who don't drink tea! ☕️

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Oh, I could murder a cuppa...

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By *unkym34Man
47 weeks ago

London

"Oh, I could murder a cuppa..."
I got a English breakfast her by far the best of the teas

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I can’t help but take this thread personally "

🤣😂😏🤭

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
47 weeks ago

La La Land

"I can't believe there are so many heathens here who don't drink tea! ☕️"

👋 I'm one of those heathens

Can I have an orgasm please OP?

Followed by a cup of coffee before I ask for orgasm number 2

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
47 weeks ago

Bromley

Currently having a cuppa whilst thinking about having a crackin wank

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By *reative-mindMan
47 weeks ago

exeter

I'll settle for a body shuddering, eyes rolled into the back of my head, intense.... black coffee please.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Central

Tea.

Orgasms later on

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Tea. I've never had an orgasm.

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By *ansoffateMan
47 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I could stretch to breakfast in bed and a blowjob.

I think I could manage that.

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"Tea. I've never had an orgasm. "

Sucks to be you, tea it is then

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By *inx000Couple
47 weeks ago

Manchester

I'll take an orgasm right now..followed by a cuppa

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By *olfandtazCouple
47 weeks ago

Bristol

Milk and 2 sugars please... I will bring the biscuits

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"I'll take an orgasm right now..followed by a cuppa

Well the kettle will take 2 mins to boil, 3 minutes for the tea to brew. That gives you 5 minutes to wand one out

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By *he MinionMan
47 weeks ago

Not a tea fan so...

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Tea. I've never had an orgasm.

Sucks to be you, tea it is then

I'll have it hot and wet thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Who's giving the orgasm?

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"Tea. I've never had an orgasm.

Sucks to be you, tea it is then

I'll have it hot and wet thanks

My kinda woman

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By *ackrabbit JonMan
47 weeks ago

Waterloo

"Which would you prefer right now? I’m making a brew

Both. I'm greedy lol

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"Who's giving the orgasm?"

I’m straight but if you don’t grunt or stare me in the eyes it will be me

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Who's giving the orgasm?

I’m straight but if you don’t grunt or stare me in the eyes it will be me

I'll pass thank you

Tea for me please

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
47 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Orgasm

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By *eroLondonMan
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I much prefer portmanteau beverages. Have you tried a Teagasm, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Tea hits the spot everytime.

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By *unkym34Man
47 weeks ago

London

"Tea hits the spot everytime. "
just checking you do know yea is for drinking right lol

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

Well I had to go and get more teabags as the women have d*unk this thread dry! Gents, I bought you stain remover and tissues

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By *vaRoseWoman
47 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

There’s always time for both 😈

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"There’s always time for both 😈"

Stop corrupting the thread Eva!

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By *endalshaggersCouple
47 weeks ago

Lake District

Brew

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

Is this an all day offer?

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By *rjay224Man
47 weeks ago

turkey

Tea and then orgasm ? Then maybe tea after that

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By *oshrocksMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucester

Unless there's a coffee on the table, I'll go for an orgasm. Not on the table though, that would just be messy..

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By *parkle1974Woman
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Coffee please

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"Is this an all day offer?"

For you Meli yea, you can order your tea or orgasm anytime you like at the counter

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"Unless there's a coffee on the table, I'll go for an orgasm. Not on the table though, that would just be messy.. "

I guess if you leave a bit enough tip you can jizz where you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I will have a tea for now as I am expecting a few orgasms tonight.

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By *oshrocksMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucester

"Coffee please

Coming up, how do you take it?

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By *vaRoseWoman
47 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"There’s always time for both 😈

Stop corrupting the thread Eva!

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By *parkle1974Woman
47 weeks ago

Leeds

"Coffee please

Coming up, how do you take it?

1 sugar and milk please

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"There’s always time for both 😈

Stop corrupting the thread Eva!

no"

Don’t make you out you over my knee young lady 😈

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By *oshrocksMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucester

"Coffee please

Coming up, how do you take it?

1 sugar and milk please

On my way. I've got a travel mug, it'll still be warm when I get there. Uber eats got nothing on me.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Can I be really awkward and have an apple/ cinnamon spiced tea please.

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

"Is this an all day offer?

For you Meli yea, you can order your tea or orgasm anytime you like at the counter

Aww, thanks Sam, my vagina privilege wins the day once again. 🧡

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"Can I be really awkward and have an apple/ cinnamon spiced tea please.

Errrm, an orgasm would probably easier, I’ve done one of those before but never an apple/cinnamon spiced tea

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By *vaRoseWoman
47 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"There’s always time for both 😈

Stop corrupting the thread Eva!

Don’t make you out you over my knee young lady 😈"

🤣 I’d like to see you try

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
47 weeks ago

wigan

"There’s always time for both 😈

Stop corrupting the thread Eva!

Don’t make you out you over my knee young lady 😈

🤣 I’d like to see you try

So would I 😘😘😘

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Can I be really awkward and have an apple/ cinnamon spiced tea please.

Errrm, an orgasm would probably easier, I’ve done one of those before but never an apple/cinnamon spiced tea

Costa do one easy peesy.

Noice

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By *nvisible-touchWoman
47 weeks ago

kent

"You know all the greedy bisexuals in here are going to want tea and the orgasm.

Both please

You can only have both with video evidence of being Bi, sorry, I don’t make the rules up (actually I do)

There's picture evidence on my profile, does that count? Haha

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
47 weeks ago

Lincoln

Orgasm. Then a coffee please.

LvM

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
47 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Which would you prefer right now? I’m making a brew

Right this instant.....?

Tea please, with honey and milk 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Wine

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
47 weeks ago

Norwich

I don’t really like tea but I love orgasms

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By *nickeringWoman
47 weeks ago

Coleshill

orgasm is a yes please

maybe tea later

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By *oshrocksMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucester

I think it might be edging closer to whisky and orgasm time, forget the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I think if you need to ask the question, this is probably the wrong site to be on... 🤣🤣

A few years ago, I'd have said a cuppa. Now, however, I seem to have stumbled into multiple orgasm territory, and it's a wild and wonderful place to get lost in... stuff the tea, I'm stopping here (Mrs V) xx

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