FabSwingers.com forum: Jaguars are prowling me for sex 🐱

By (user no longer on site) OP
9 weeks ago

I swear over the last 2 weeks there's been quite a few local jaguars (the big cat, not the car) prowling me for sex.

I initially thought they wanted to just eat me (they are large, exclusive carnivores) but I noticed they just follow me around, fully naked, being very sensual, licking their lips and lifting their tails to show me the goods.

One even offered me a dead doe in exchange for mating.

Now I'm not entirely contrary to a little bit of inter-species fun if it's consensual (as this would seem to be), but those claws are razor sharp and I'm not sure I want them anywhere neat my junk. And of course receiving oral would be out of the question, have you seen them teeth? Although that huge tongue surely is alluring.

What do you think, should I go for it? If so, can you recommend a strong anti-tick product?

By *ellroseWoman
9 weeks ago

Brum

"I swear over the last 2 weeks there's been quite a few local jaguars (the big cat, not the car) prowling me for sex.

One even offered me a dead doe in exchange for mating.

What do you think, should I go for it? If so, can you recommend a strong anti-tick product? "

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