FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesey chat up lines

By *ot workman 88 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Colchester

What is you best or worst chat up line you have heard or used

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
9 weeks ago

Londontown

Not sure whether this is the best or worst one I've ever heard, but it's one that's stuck.....

My best friend and I were hanging around Oxford Street (back into he good old days!)...there were two girls sitting on a bench, low cut jeans, one of them was leaning forward slightly.....

As we walk pass them, a group of guys walked by, behind them, and one of them goes, in the loudest voice possible....."I like your thonnnng hunny"....

....I think she liked it from their reaction.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese".

It has never worked for me, as I always eat the cheese before she arrives. 🧀

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By *cLovin2Man
9 weeks ago

Reading

At a singles dating event I told a Scottish girl, to feel my shirt.

She felt it cautiously, I asked

You know what material that is?

She said no

I said that's boyfriend material!

She didn't laugh, and told me never to use that line again

But I did get her phone number

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By *.PinderMan
9 weeks ago

Gilberdyke

Did you know you had 206 bones in your body? Would you like another.

I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your Bedrock (make sure to use it on people old enough to remember The Flintstones)

They call me milk, cos I do your body good (Good for people with brittle bone disease)

No chairs…. Come sit on my knee and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.

If you and I were a sock, we’d make a great pair (For the foot/sock fans amongst us)

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Edam you look fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Imma show you a gouda time!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

It’s Gouda Brie a good day

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By *dventurous biMan
9 weeks ago

tesside

Eeeh you don’t sweat much for a fat lass

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By *nkedguy777Man
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Is that a mirror in your knickers

Because I can see myself in them later

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By *rthur30Man
9 weeks ago

Warrington

From Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy:

"Anyone with some Irish in them? Anyone like a bit more?"

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Glasgow

here's 10p go phone your mum tell her you won't be home tonight (back in the day when we used phone boxes)

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By *aramel.desiresMan
9 weeks ago

London

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By *oofy321Man
9 weeks ago

moon base zero

Can I smell your pussy? Or is it your perfume?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

A mate of mine before m9bile phones took off

Said to thus female

Here's 10 pence ring your Mum you won't be coming home tonight

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By *illingdon_ladMan
9 weeks ago

Bicester

Funniest I heard was

*Do you like chicken? Well suck this it's fowl"

Cheesiest I've heard that actually worked for my mate was

"You parents must be thieves, as they stole to stars from the sky and put them in your eyes" 🤮

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
9 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I remember 2 in particular.

One was a cheeky guy who was trying to get people to sign up for charity donations who tried to talk to me, asked if I was popping into Sainsbury's and then asked if I could buy him a chocolate bar.

I was feeling generous so I bought the whole team Crunchies and handed them to him on my way rushing back through and he shouted after me and asked for my number. I got a bit bashful at that point and he actually had the audacity to do that thing Barney did from "How I Met Your Mother" where he shouted "Give him your number!" While pretending someone else had said it, and got his team to start chanting "Give him your number!".

I just laughed and walked away but it made me smile.

The other one was when I was about 19 and the bus I was on stopped and kicked everyone off. The driver gave us transfer tickets so we could get on the next one without paying again and when I got on the next one the driver said he couldn't use it because it was missing some numbers.

I got confused and he kept saying it needed more numbers and I said "what numbers?" and he said "Your phone number!".

I think I turned all shades of red at that point and didn't know how to respond to that.

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By *hunky GentMan
9 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I heard a mate use this:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

Yes - he got slapped.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
9 weeks ago

Bromley

Do you come here often, or is it just the way you are walking?

"Hi, I suppose a shag is out of the question? No? Would you mind lying down whilst I have one then?

Take heed on this, it resulted in several black eyes and only worked once

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By *scobar0116Man
9 weeks ago

Leicester

“Yo you wanna see how big my dick is” always used works with them council estate hoodrats in my younger days

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

Are you an iceberg? Because you're making me want to go down.

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By *ot workman 88 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Colchester

You remind me of a KFC box once I am finished with the breasts and thigh still got a greasy box to put my bone in

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By *aomilatteCouple
9 weeks ago

Midlands

"If you want a big boy come and see me later" (it didn't work 😖)

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By *hePleasurerMan
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

How would you like to watch a movie together in my full size bedroom mirror?

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By *eeper ThanMan
9 weeks ago

Dartford

Are thought’s space pants your wearing ?

Cos your arse is out of this world !

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By *pslad99Man
9 weeks ago

colchester

Her is 20p to ring your mum to say you won’t be home tonight.

Used 20 times had luck one time slapped 18 told to fuck off once.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

"Can I smell your pussy? Or is it your perfume?"

The version I heard of that was "Can I smell your pussy? Must be your feet"...

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Glasgow

grab your coat hen you've pulled

can I ask you a question what's the biggest cock you've been fucked with?

if your lucky you may get an answer or a slap

then reply with at least you've got your memories

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By *appyhumper123Man
9 weeks ago

hull

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By *ersona101Man
9 weeks ago

Letchworth

I came up with one today on the tube, although I doubt I'd ever use it.

It goes...

If we are to believe quantum physics and that there are infinite universes where every scenario is played out. Then I'm one of those universes we are having sex right now! Or could it be this one? I'm which case...

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By *rRiosMan
9 weeks ago

dublin

I camembert these

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By *hunky GentMan
9 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There's a chat up I get quite often:

How many pies do you eat to make it through the day.

(I presume they're trying to be charming).

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts

A chat up line I’ve used and it works

I’m leaving, going to bed, are you coming?

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By *r LickalotapussMan
9 weeks ago

London

If i call your left leg thanks giving and your right leg Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays.

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By *r LickalotapussMan
9 weeks ago

London

Your lips are like red wine and I wanna get d*unk.

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By *r LickalotapussMan
9 weeks ago

London

I can tell you not wearing knickers ... you got dandruff on your shoes.

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By *irldnCouple
9 weeks ago

Brighton

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven!

Are you American? Cos you’re definitely the ten I see!

Am I dead? Cos looking at you I must be in heaven!

I think we could make beautiful babies, but let’s start with a drink!

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By *irldnCouple
9 weeks ago

Brighton

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I can see a dark handsome stranger in your future…me!

If a stranger really fancied you, what we he have to say to impress you? (when she tells you repeat it back to her)

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By *osh23Man
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

Is your name Gillette?

Cos your certainly the best a man can get

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By *osh23Man
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

Are your feet hurting?

Cos you've been running through my mind all day

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By *eeg71Man
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

Your eyes remind me of spanners

Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I don’t want to peanut butter my cock up your arse.

100% success rate.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Mordor

"What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I don’t want to peanut butter my cock up your arse.

100% success rate."

The smooth on COULD be lube. the chunky one could, if you're daring.

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