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"This is excellent! Love your cheeky vibe Mr. Fox." Mr. Fux 🙄 If FUCAS can be of service please don’t hesitate to get in touch | |||
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"Mr Fux. Where is the "Nothing was wrong as such, I'm just not into you" stock option?" FUCAS has found that such paltry trifling excuses are insufficient to assuage the snubbed party and it just leads to drawn-out reconciliation- best to use something a little more definitive and worthy of being a true snub - such as one used only moments ago for rejection of topladfannymagnet89 by gorgeous vag34 - “Looked like a chav with a small cock and had beady eyes”. | |||
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"11 Made a profile pic public to get round message filters and then instantly hid it again. " What shenanigans is this? FUCAS is not aware of this technique or how it works? I shall consult a higher authority (or a forum mod) | |||
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"Mr Fux. Where is the "Nothing was wrong as such, I'm just not into you" stock option? FUCAS has found that such paltry trifling excuses are insufficient to assuage the snubbed party and it just leads to drawn-out reconciliation- best to use something a little more definitive and worthy of being a true snub - such as one used only moments ago for rejection of topladfannymagnet89 by gorgeous vag34 - “Looked like a chav with a small cock and had beady eyes”. " Okay. Then is there more of a It's not that you're a bad person in any way, it's just that I've been more aroused and excited by doing the month's ironing than I was by you. | |||
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"Mr Fux. Where is the "Nothing was wrong as such, I'm just not into you" stock option? FUCAS has found that such paltry trifling excuses are insufficient to assuage the snubbed party and it just leads to drawn-out reconciliation- best to use something a little more definitive and worthy of being a true snub - such as one used only moments ago for rejection of topladfannymagnet89 by gorgeous vag34 - “Looked like a chav with a small cock and had beady eyes”. Okay. Then is there more of a It's not that you're a bad person in any way, it's just that I've been more aroused and excited by doing the month's ironing than I was by you." Fuck. Me. Ruthless! 😮 Wanna job? | |||
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"Mr Fux. Where is the "Nothing was wrong as such, I'm just not into you" stock option? FUCAS has found that such paltry trifling excuses are insufficient to assuage the snubbed party and it just leads to drawn-out reconciliation- best to use something a little more definitive and worthy of being a true snub - such as one used only moments ago for rejection of topladfannymagnet89 by gorgeous vag34 - “Looked like a chav with a small cock and had beady eyes”. Okay. Then is there more of a It's not that you're a bad person in any way, it's just that I've been more aroused and excited by doing the month's ironing than I was by you. Fuck. Me. Ruthless! 😮 Wanna job?" Hand or blow? | |||
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"Mr Fux. Where is the "Nothing was wrong as such, I'm just not into you" stock option? FUCAS has found that such paltry trifling excuses are insufficient to assuage the snubbed party and it just leads to drawn-out reconciliation- best to use something a little more definitive and worthy of being a true snub - such as one used only moments ago for rejection of topladfannymagnet89 by gorgeous vag34 - “Looked like a chav with a small cock and had beady eyes”. Okay. Then is there more of a It's not that you're a bad person in any way, it's just that I've been more aroused and excited by doing the month's ironing than I was by you. Fuck. Me. Ruthless! 😮 Wanna job? Hand or blow?" Bring you in as a consultant to handle the tough cases so you can make them cry and go UNLOS | |||
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"OP, I feel that you have missed the obvious one from a male perspective, which is: "Whilst you may have considered it appropriate to dance naked in front of the TV on our meet, the fact that [insert football team name] were playing at the time, and your arse rather obscured my view, means that I shall not be partaking in The Sex with you anytime soon" That worked for me in 1990s, though I think the retaliation along the Lorena Bobbitt lines, may be responsible for the lack of sex since then!" It’s a bit niche for a stock answer mate. | |||
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"OP, I feel that you have missed the obvious one from a male perspective, which is: "Whilst you may have considered it appropriate to dance naked in front of the TV on our meet, the fact that [insert football team name] were playing at the time, and your arse rather obscured my view, means that I shall not be partaking in The Sex with you anytime soon" That worked for me in 1990s, though I think the retaliation along the Lorena Bobbitt lines, may be responsible for the lack of sex since then! It’s a bit niche for a stock answer mate. " Option 6348754: "Her underwear was the wrong shade of periwinkle" | |||
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"Bring you in as a consultant to handle the tough cases so you can make them cry and go UNLOS" Sure 💜 | |||
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"Dear FUCAS customer service, I was recently blocked after having a very pleasant correspondence with a mature lady. Everything was going fine until I sent her a bread themed haiku about baps and baguettes. I fear this has ruined fab for all women now as the least she could do was explain her inability to appreciate wheat based Japanese poetry. I just can't trust the women on FAB anymore." She was probably gluten intolerant. Didn't you think about that, eh? Eh? Deary me. | |||
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"Dear FUCAS customer service, I was recently blocked after having a very pleasant correspondence with a mature lady. Everything was going fine until I sent her a bread themed haiku about baps and baguettes. I fear this has ruined fab for all women now as the least she could do was explain her inability to appreciate wheat based Japanese poetry. I just can't trust the women on FAB anymore. She was probably gluten intolerant. Didn't you think about that, eh? Eh? Deary me. " There's no need for bread shaming. I feel attacked! This is why we need FUCAL | |||
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"Dear FUCAS customer service, I was recently blocked after having a very pleasant correspondence with a mature lady. Everything was going fine until I sent her a bread themed haiku about baps and baguettes. I fear this has ruined fab for all women now as the least she could do was explain her inability to appreciate wheat based Japanese poetry. I just can't trust the women on FAB anymore." We have been in touch and can verify that there was expectation of lame licking gags and innuendo. You blew it with your bread patter. Case closed | |||
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"Dear FUCAS customer service, I was recently blocked after having a very pleasant correspondence with a mature lady. Everything was going fine until I sent her a bread themed haiku about baps and baguettes. I fear this has ruined fab for all women now as the least she could do was explain her inability to appreciate wheat based Japanese poetry. I just can't trust the women on FAB anymore. We have been in touch and can verify that there was expectation of lame licking gags and innuendo. You blew it with your bread patter. Case closed" PS on a personal note your Fab handle is _electableicecream… for fucks sake | |||
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"Way too much time on your hands to think all that up" Are you new to the forums? Cos this ain’t shit in comparison to most threads 😂 | |||
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"Way too much time on your hands to think all that up Are you new to the forums? Cos this ain’t shit in comparison to most threads 😂" Nope, not new. | |||
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